You'll never guess what i just found..

[Cypriotgeeza]

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E30: Black '87 325is, Red '89 325i, and soon a Silver E34!
Location: Lacey, WA
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 474


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I was removing an alarm for a young woman a couple of years ago.

There was a sensor under her center comsole. She said she knew about this, so she knew I was gonna be opening her console.

Sitting right on top of the pile of crap in her console was a glass pipe, half full of half burned weed. OK, no biggie, this is a college town, owner in her early 20's.

Digging more shit out of her console, I find a small bottle of liquid KY jelly.

Immediately below that, I find a vibrator. Kind of an odd one, with like a corkscrew head, OBVIOUSLY meant for anal.

The three of us installers laughed like hell when I turned it on...the batteries were good!

So, to this day, when I see a white Grand Cherokee with a blond driving it I am just sure she is baked out of her gourd, banging herself in the ass with her little pink vibrator

haha thank GOD i didnt find that in my E30!!

[bigredbmw]

i'd put it here

lol trust you mick

[gareth]

i remember seeing a thread where a M3 had a suspiciously low fuel capacity - it turned out there was a secret storage compartment hidden in the fuel tank, accessed from the carped under the rear seats

[bemmerbadboyss]

These days dealers dont have a certain type of dealers car like the E30 was a dealers car the mark 4 were thiefs fan commonly found with seats in the back for carrying out your crew of thiefs going out with ceramic off spark plugs to pop windows and get cassetes(Not that i did this )Scrap boys drove old transits with twin rear wheels .Theres a dealer by me that uses a push bike and is known to ride with a holdall that he uses to shift KG's of weed about in not all at once tho.

[m_jermyn]

Tuesday earlier this week we were fixing a couple of dents in a rentel car (toyota corolla) that required us to remove the drivers door trim and a little yellow vile fell out... Thought that was strange had a look and it was a white powder... Anyway continued to pull of the trim and a sunglass bag fell out full of these little yellow viles...

Seems a drug runner had rented the car in the past..


Mike

[suchy]

Thing is imagin if you got pulled and they found that , there is no way on this earth the would beliave you knew nothing about it.

+1
You'd be fooked, especially if they impounded your car and searched it thouroughly and found the K of coke I left in your spare wheel well and the 500 2CB's under your back seat

[god-father88]

woooo!!

[Coops90]

Good man!
This bloke bought a VW camper and found 14lbs of green under the floor! Hero.

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=248880

[Kammy]

P.s i think the whole "Bmw E30=drugs dealer" is becoming more and more true haha

Thanks for prooving it too.

[magpie]

You'll never guess what i just found..


when i read the 1st part about you removing the horn push i thought you were going to say a big lump of blue tack!

[borisdblade]

How's a fiver sound? lol

[magpie]

better than just a steering column nut

[Nay]

Epic find.

I found a shitty home-recorded cassette with some classical jazz rubbish. Some green would have been a lot nicer.

That 14lb's of weed in the camper though. Why'd it have to go to him! And why was it still in there? I'm pretty sure a hippy wouldnt forget about 14lbs of weed in their van.

[Cypriotgeeza]

How's a fiver sound? lol

i wouldve prefered finding a fiver in there to be honest lol

that Vw van is a mad one! at least if i did get pulled i could argue it was for personal use (after they obviously wouldnt believe the fact that i had no idea it was in there) but what would he say? haha

[ImysE30]

Is it pukka?

[HairyScreech]

Thing is imagin if you got pulled and they found that , there is no way on this earth the would beliave you knew nothing about it.

+1
You'd be fooked, especially if they impounded your car and searched it thouroughly and found the K of coke I left in your spare wheel well and the 500 2CB's under your back seat

thats a very exact and very telling description.

[Cypriotgeeza]

Is it pukka?

it is PROPA pukkaa init maatteee!! haha

stopped smoking that kind of shit a lo0o0o0ong time ago!

[ImysE30]

Is it pukka?

it is PROPA pukkaa init maatteee!! haha

stopped smoking that kind of shit a lo0o0o0ong time ago!

Must be proper dry, get the grinder out

[ross_jsy]

Might be an idea to phone to police and tell them what happened and ask if they could send a sniffer dog out incase there is anything else incriminating hidden? Would suck big time to be caught with a load of gear that wasn't yours!

[tomo9992]

did it solve the horn problem? more importantly are you sharing that?

[Ranchero]

Some people have all the luck. All I found in mine was a child's sock in the centre console and some yoghurt that had dripped behind one of the door cards.

[polsta]

hahahahahaha thats mucking fental !!!

[b17]

Would suck big time to be caught with a load of gear that wasn't yours!

How do you prove it's not yours? Tread carefully with the rozzas on this one....

(although they'd have to be pretty foolish to believe it was if you called it in!)

[e30cossie]

Smoke it all before the police come round. We all know of atleast one grassing wanker on here.

[Cypriotgeeza]

did it solve the horn problem? more importantly are you sharing that?

the wierd thing is the horn started working on its own

i think this was a message from God haha

[Cypriotgeeza]

Might be an idea to phone to police and tell them what happened and ask if they could send a sniffer dog out incase there is anything else incriminating hidden? Would suck big time to be caught with a load of gear that wasn't yours!

its a good idea..but i think the police would be more concerned with "wasting police time" than anything else lol

[Speedtouch]

Might be an idea to phone to police and tell them what happened and ask if they could send a sniffer dog out incase there is anything else incriminating hidden? Would suck big time to be caught with a load of gear that wasn't yours!

They'd likely recover the vehicle to their compound, completely dismantle it and leave you to foot the bill for retrieving and rebuilding it!

[Cypriotgeeza]

Might be an idea to phone to police and tell them what happened and ask if they could send a sniffer dog out incase there is anything else incriminating hidden? Would suck big time to be caught with a load of gear that wasn't yours!

They'd likely recover the vehicle to their compound, completely dismantle it and leave you to foot the bill for retrieving and rebuilding it!

would be a good way to check for rust worm i guess lol

[HairyScreech]

or a cheep way to get it stripped for a respray. hmm....

[George]

E92s have exclusively class As behind their steering wheel roundels!

[FASTFREDDIE]

I found 30 bob in my new touring when i took the front seats out.

but lost about £6 down the side of the seats with the touring
i swapped it for