it not your falt mate i would have done the samedazleeds wrote:artis
as the pics i hosted earlier didnt belong to jane i have removed from my posts accept my appologies
hi people
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Ah.....................so "Jane" is your little annoying brother or friend?
on the forum to give you a bad name and look like a twat.
Nice
on the forum to give you a bad name and look like a twat.
Nice

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no problem mate, you have an opinion as do i
who cares if they differ slightly, be boring if everyone agreed about everything anyway
you can't beat a good heated discussion
IMO

who cares if they differ slightly, be boring if everyone agreed about everything anyway
you can't beat a good heated discussion
IMO
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spot onbillgatese30 wrote:no problem mate, you have an opinion as do i
who cares if they differ slightly, be boring if everyone agreed about everything anyway
you can't beat a good heated discussion![]()
IMO![]()
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no jane is not a real person well she is but its my sister and not the bird in the pic s the bird in the pics are of my missis the cars are mine and the jane you all have been talking to is realy called jamesAdam318i wrote:I take it, it wasnt a nice pic?E30Adam wrote:I'm assuming you didn't want those pictures posted, I can remove them if you wish, let me know.jane wrote:ricky y do you always have to spoil my fun![]()
your a dick see ya everyone hope you all injoy it here i will be back but as who i dont know yet ill have to think of someone
thanks rick aka artis i meen prick
So i think we can gather that "Jane" is a real person, and female.
So hello again Jane and sorry for all the crap people have posted, this forum is getting a bit wierd, new people join and are instantly accused of been fonneys etc
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dyaaaamn! why is it soo hard to ge a real girl on the zone.. i mean, we got the cars, the money ( although we spend it on the cars
) and the time, coz weԚ´re here all day...
so whereԚ´s the hunnies
jusԚ´kiddin
so whereԚ´s the hunnies
jusԚ´kiddin
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yep you got it in oneAdam318i wrote:Ah.....................so "Jane" is your little annoying brother or friend?
on the forum to give you a bad name and look like a twat.
Nice
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I agree with billglates here. I say what I feel and don't hold back but that's just me. I don't give it the softly softly approach because people just don't listen. I also don't like removing posts I just close them which makes a point to other forum members that these things arent tollerated.Chaos wrote:i see your point.billgatese30 wrote:i don't want to have a go Chaos
but there are rules, and letting one get away with seems ok till someone elses thread gets closed and the "but so and so's thread was left un touched etc etc" all comes out.
easier to lock it in the first place.
plus it was the second tiime it happened, with a day or two as well.
this is a very open site, especially compared to the bmw car club forum. he locked it once with a reasoon, then got a bit more serious the second time whent the exact same thing happened. now i think that is fairly reasonable. now i don't want to get on anybody's side here, and i don;t want to get in the way of what the two of you wish to discuss etc.
just my two pence worth.
no hard feelings
but theres ways to deal with ppl, and ways to antagonise them.
oh well.
oh and no hard feelings taken
Anyways lets end it there.

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i tell you one thing though the only way i know it was him is the pics if he didnt put them on here i wouldnt have known
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i aggree with both of youE30Adam wrote:I agree with billglates here. I say what I feel and don't hold back but that's just me. I don't give it the softly softly approach because people just don't listen. I also don't like removing posts I just close them which makes a point to other forum members that these things arent tollerated.Chaos wrote:i see your point.billgatese30 wrote:i don't want to have a go Chaos
but there are rules, and letting one get away with seems ok till someone elses thread gets closed and the "but so and so's thread was left un touched etc etc" all comes out.
easier to lock it in the first place.
plus it was the second tiime it happened, with a day or two as well.
this is a very open site, especially compared to the bmw car club forum. he locked it once with a reasoon, then got a bit more serious the second time whent the exact same thing happened. now i think that is fairly reasonable. now i don't want to get on anybody's side here, and i don;t want to get in the way of what the two of you wish to discuss etc.
just my two pence worth.
no hard feelings
but theres ways to deal with ppl, and ways to antagonise them.
oh well.
oh and no hard feelings taken
Anyways lets end it there.
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Artis.
Your a crank, and i suggest you see a shrink about your schizophrenia
And as for E30Adam, if you want to do something and you don't mind telling people how it is, then why not tell the Pilot to stop advertising the zone shop.
If i want to watch adverts i'll put the TV on
Your a crank, and i suggest you see a shrink about your schizophrenia
And as for E30Adam, if you want to do something and you don't mind telling people how it is, then why not tell the Pilot to stop advertising the zone shop.
If i want to watch adverts i'll put the TV on
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i for got to put not in the last postMartinaston wrote:Artis.
Your a crank, and i suggest you see a shrink about your schizophrenia![]()
And as for E30Adam, if you want to do something and you don't mind telling people how it is, then why not tell the Pilot to stop advertising the zone shop.
If i want to watch adverts i'll put the TV on
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wot schizophrenia ? and im not a crank for wot reason do you say this?Martinaston wrote:Artis.
Your a crank, and i suggest you see a shrink about your schizophrenia![]()
And as for E30Adam, if you want to do something and you don't mind telling people how it is, then why not tell the Pilot to stop advertising the zone shop.
If i want to watch adverts i'll put the TV on
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Ask a doctor.
and while your there mention your cross dressing fetish.
Just because Eddie Izzard makes a living from it does not make it OK
and while your there mention your cross dressing fetish.
Just because Eddie Izzard makes a living from it does not make it OK
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i dont need a doctor and i dont have schizophrenia i know what that is but the thing is why do you say i have it couse i dont and i dont dress up like a bird you need to sort you manners out or didnt mummy teach you none its pussyholes like you and my little brother that piss me off you both have something in commen you dont know how to keep you mouths shut and your stupid oppinions to you your self you jumped up little prick if you dont like what people say put up or shut up or i will shut you up and dont take me for some boy couse i will go to a meet your at and cut you into so many bits ill be able to post you back to your fuckin parents another 5 years inside wont bother me 1 bit. end of conversation
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you need to take a chill pill m8 and calm the fcuk down.Artis wrote:i dont need a doctor and i dont have schizophrenia i know what that is but the thing is why do you say i have it couse i dont and i dont dress up like a bird you need to sort you manners out or didnt mummy teach you none its pussyholes like you and my little brother that piss me off you both have something in commen you dont know how to keep you mouths shut and your stupid oppinions to you your self you jumped up little prick if you dont like what people say put up or shut up or i will shut you up and dont take me for some boy couse i will go to a meet your at and cut you into so many bits ill be able to post you back to your fudge parents another 5 years inside wont bother me 1 bit. end of conversation
im sure martin didnt mean anything bad.
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Artis, Martin was being sarcastic!
Saying you need to see a shrink becuase of "Jane" and all thats been going on about you.
He was only kidding mate.
Saying you need to see a shrink becuase of "Jane" and all thats been going on about you.
He was only kidding mate.

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What the fook is going on here ??
Have I missed something or does everyone now hate each other ??
Hmmm.. This certainly don't appear to be the right E30Zone forum, it must be an intruder....

Have I missed something or does everyone now hate each other ??
Hmmm.. This certainly don't appear to be the right E30Zone forum, it must be an intruder....
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Now this is getting interesting!! I wasnt too interested in the Jane thing but now its getting good!!
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This is without doubt one of the best threads ever !! Its like a tv "soap", so many different issues going on at once.
Is jane a man ?
Is jane artis ?
Will adam lock us all out ?
Is Bilingsgate an anagram ? (or is a secret message of some sort?)
Will Artis kill martin ?
Gripping stuff !!
And if it is artis and his dual inner self who started this thread will the docter be able to cure him?
Watch on reader.........
Is jane a man ?
Is jane artis ?
Will adam lock us all out ?
Is Bilingsgate an anagram ? (or is a secret message of some sort?)
Will Artis kill martin ?
Gripping stuff !!
And if it is artis and his dual inner self who started this thread will the docter be able to cure him?
Watch on reader.........
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peejay wrote:This is without doubt one of the best threads ever !! Its like a tv "soap", so many different issues going on at once.
Is jane a man ?
Is jane artis ?
Will adam lock us all out ?
Is Bilingsgate an anagram ? (or is a secret message of some sort?)
Will Artis kill martin ?
Gripping stuff !!
And if it is artis and his dual inner self who started this thread will the docter be able to cure him?
Watch on reader.........
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Yes i just cant wait for the next episode perhaps Jane will turn out to be lesbian and Adam falls for Artis and run away together to the City?!?
So many twists and turns.....fcuk Lost on C4
So many twists and turns.....fcuk Lost on C4
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i knew it jane was a man 
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well, times are hard. any ole port in a storm n all thatwayneE30 wrote:i knew it jane was a man

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elliot wrote:well, times are hard. any ole port in a storm n all thatwayneE30 wrote:i knew it jane was a man
boom boom
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[quote="Hyperion"][quote="peejay"]This is without doubt one of the best threads ever !! Its like a tv "soap", so many different issues going on at once.
Is jane a man ?
Is jane artis ?
Will adam lock us all out ?
Is Bilingsgate an anagram ? (or is a secret message of some sort?)
Will Artis kill martin ?
Gripping stuff !!
And if it is artis and his dual inner self who started this thread will the docter be able to cure him?
Watch on reader......... :mad:[/quote]
:lol: :lol: summed it up perfectly :clap: :clap: :thumb:[/quote]
answer to you qustions are
1:jane is a man or shall i say boy
2:jane isnt artis
3:adam can do what he likes
4:fcuk knows
5:that depends if he can keep his mouth closed
6:i didnt start this thread and i dont need no doc
and 7: i tought jane was real untill i saw the pics then i knew it was a big wind up
Is jane a man ?
Is jane artis ?
Will adam lock us all out ?
Is Bilingsgate an anagram ? (or is a secret message of some sort?)
Will Artis kill martin ?
Gripping stuff !!
And if it is artis and his dual inner self who started this thread will the docter be able to cure him?
Watch on reader......... :mad:[/quote]
:lol: :lol: summed it up perfectly :clap: :clap: :thumb:[/quote]
answer to you qustions are
1:jane is a man or shall i say boy
2:jane isnt artis
3:adam can do what he likes
4:fcuk knows
5:that depends if he can keep his mouth closed
6:i didnt start this thread and i dont need no doc
and 7: i tought jane was real untill i saw the pics then i knew it was a big wind up
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poor Artis...sounds like you need to give james a slap!
Now now children...lets have no more arguments
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[quote="bmbimbo"]8O hows about a lady butt in now and say 'cant we all just get along?'
poor Artis...sounds like you need to give james a slap!
Now now children...lets have no more arguments :nono: :group:[/quote]
how many times do i have to slap him his had so many and not just from me he wont change
poor Artis...sounds like you need to give james a slap!
Now now children...lets have no more arguments :nono: :group:[/quote]
how many times do i have to slap him his had so many and not just from me he wont change
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fook me ive just read the last couple oof pages
sorry artis
but this has got fookin hilareous
what will happen next?
when will adam flip?
will artis kill lil bro?
when the fooks the next episode cos im hooked
sorry artis
but this has got fookin hilareous
what will happen next?
when will adam flip?
will artis kill lil bro?
when the fooks the next episode cos im hooked
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[quote="dazleeds"]fook me ive just read the last couple oof pages
sorry artis
but this has got fookin hilareous :lol: :lol:
what will happen next?
when will adam flip?
will artis kill lil bro?
when the fooks the next episode cos im hooked :mad:[/quote]
:lol: its all good :lol: ill kill my little bro or he will kill me his a fruit cake his a nutter with a capital N
sorry artis
but this has got fookin hilareous :lol: :lol:
what will happen next?
when will adam flip?
will artis kill lil bro?
when the fooks the next episode cos im hooked :mad:[/quote]
:lol: its all good :lol: ill kill my little bro or he will kill me his a fruit cake his a nutter with a capital N
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:lol: this is what its going to be like when i get hold of my bro :chainsaw: :shoot1: :hammer: :crutch:
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I would like to claim the prize for being the first to suss this, above post from page 1E30BeemerLad wrote:Is Jane really Jane though?![]()
Wouldn't put it past a savvy zoner to do a bit of a wind up and create a new account just to take the pischwhat with the 10+ pages of chat pandering to lora, myself included
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Hi "Jane"
M'lord, the prosecution rests it's case
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E30BeemerLad wrote:I would like to claim the prize for being the first to suss this, above post from page 1E30BeemerLad wrote:Is Jane really Jane though?![]()
Wouldn't put it past a savvy zoner to do a bit of a wind up and create a new account just to take the pischwhat with the 10+ pages of chat pandering to lora, myself included
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Hi "Jane"![]()
M'lord, the prosecution rests it's case![]()
Pimms O'clock
well done mate
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I tell you what..... If Artis flips, and I think theres a good chance he will....(dont worry he cant hear us......) and if I were in James alias Jane aka lil bro's shoes I would consider a sex change now ! Or leave the country or both just to stay one step of him. Cos if he goes off I've a feeling James/Jane?/ lil bro could end up as fish food !!
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