This forum just loves the bangers

[E30Gheko]

not so quick to mention the ford puma he used to drive either.

[magpie]

^bet that had an alpina badge somewhere

[kieran325]

I didn't know Dan had an Alpina

[Dezzy]

Ha ha has someone on here got an alpina. Who? Haven't herd anyone mention one

[VeinAST]

This guy is a tool.

E30 is a much nicer shape than the E36.

Given the choice I'd much rather have the E46.

I don't think anybody should be able to take ANY insult or compliment or judgement from this guy.
The car was a 17 year old's wet dream, just needed a couple of McDonalds wrappers wrapped around the windscreen wipers for good measure

[dom-1984-320i]

why entertain such a cock for 8 pages?

[mhuk]

here talks the man with the gayest E36 on the planet!

I thought the OP might have been picked on already but I suspect he was picked on at school. Think showers and having the tiny dick. Every school had one and I bet he dreaded PE. Gotta feel pity for the OP.

[Ian_M]

[Felix79]

Bollocks to you lot edited

[SteSE]

Dom, lovin your motor. Looks sexy!

[SHAKEELE30]

why entertain such a c**k for 8 pages?

^^^^agrees with the above^^^^

Havent read any of the 8 pages but going by the heading, thought this would have been locked like 8 pages ago.
Seems like people would rather talk/contribute to rubbish threads than some more useful ones....

[magpie]

his boy friends car

[Felix79]

[magpie]

pukka

[Nay]

Well that was a more entertaining read than your average 318is vs. 325i thread.

Seriously what a douche. Read one of his posts on www.bmland.com or something and it was pathetic. He has absolutely no idea about squat.

Imagine someone from this thread sees him driving around in that monstrosity!

Oh and one of his comments on the other site. "I drove a mates M3 (1997 I think), and I really think my mr2 turbo is quicker!" <rofl> Old mr2 vs M3.....

[Dezzy]

Mr2 turbos are quick. Real world quick. Dead easy to mod for big bhp too. Not my cup of tea. Still not to be sniffed at. He is still a pr1ck though

[Nay]

ye i know mr2's are quick. But not that quick. Maybe up to 50/60 off the line but then the M3s would roll past them as the N/A circa 300+ bhp kicks in.

[E30Gheko]

why entertain such a c**k for 8 pages?

^^^^agrees with the above^^^^

Havent read any of the 8 pages but going by the heading, thought this would have been locked like 8 pages ago.
Seems like people would rather talk/contribute to rubbish threads than some more useful ones....

Guys have you any idea how quiet it's been on here lately? Then in strolls some queer hairdresser with a plastic E36 trying to take on the whole zone?

The subsequent retorts were pure gold! Had my sides splitting last night.

[bimanut]

just found this thread, wot the f**ck is that space ship all about!!!!!?
and wot a proper chumba wumba he looks like

[spook]

Not only is my car better looking than yours, i think i have more chance of pulling than you as well

[DanThe]

Why the long face?

[d6dph]

He's not feeling well Dan. He's a little horse.

[DanThe]

I always thought Jimmi Hendrix had more hair

[Kos]

Sorry Kos but this is how you mod an e36



Not that I am biast towards this marque!

thats not moddified thats an alpina which is a car manufacturer in its own right.

think back to DC09, the golfs running merc wheels with silly offsets and tyres stretches , cars low to the ground....... smothed engine bays

thats a look worth going for

as nice as an alpina is, its not modified its a bespoke built car

[Rav335uk]

Excellent Dan, Me thinks going to Uni is paying off all ready.

[oomz1975]

Just imagine if this tool turned up at Santa Pod in that bullshit car.

[Rav335uk]

Yea, he would have made that Purple "Tranformer" dirty six look good.

[E30Gheko]

Yea, he would have made that Purple "Tranformer" dirty six look good.

It did remind me a bit of that car. Wasn't it horrible though? Did you see the steering wheel??

[Rav335uk]

Nope, never went that close to look inside.
Me and Graham were looking at the shi7 jod on the bonnet and wings

[E30Gheko]

Fortunately for you I took a pic.

[DanThe]

I saw that many chav wagons at the pod last year I couldnt be arsed to walk round this year

[DanThe]

Fortunately for you I took a pic.

Hairdresser boy would be creaming his pants at that!

[magpie]

not enough strip time dan

[Rav335uk]

Fortunately for you I took a pic.

Exactly what i thought it would look like ,SHI7!!!!!

[ImysE30]

Fortunately for you I took a pic.

Exactly what i thought it would look like ,SHI7!!!!!

Haterz innit, that looks the biz