Worst Accident While Fixing E30
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Nobby_N
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Just wondered what the worst accident has been while fixing your car, either to you or your car, i only ask as my brake caliper bolts where stuck fast and the spanner slipped causing me to punch myself in nose making me
felt like a nob but sure im not only one! make me feel better by telling me u have lol
Do not take anything i say seriously as i am a bit of a cnut!
over the years plenty lol
how bout the old smack in the nose removing gearknob
damn that brings teears to ya eyes lol
had a jack slip and car land on my legs hurt like hell but luckily no damage
various slipped spanner accidents and knuckle scrapes etc
how bout the old smack in the nose removing gearknob
had a jack slip and car land on my legs hurt like hell but luckily no damage
various slipped spanner accidents and knuckle scrapes etc
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in the shit,the one to blame,yeh its all my fault ;)
in the shit,the one to blame,yeh its all my fault ;)
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sihooker
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I nearly broke my ankle whilst using a trolley jack as a makeshift front-spring compressor
As soon as i undid the top bolt,the jack shot backwards so fast that i didn't have time to move out of the way!
As soon as i undid the top bolt,the jack shot backwards so fast that i didn't have time to move out of the way!
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Fuzzy had run in between his hand and his fan earlier in the year - was pretty nasty IIRC

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was removing a propshaft from a lorry when i was an apprentice, and it fell on my head knocking me out
dont think ive been the same ever since
dont think ive been the same ever since
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u-clamp broke on exhaust causing me to uppercut the exhaust and brused knuckles
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
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Had the bonnet blow shut and the runner smacked me in the head causing much blood and dizziness! A new gas strut was purchased and fitted soon after! 
M20B25 actually 
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i think most mechanics have had that happen at some point, hurts like hell
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
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toecutter666
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I seriously sprained my wallet when working on my e30 
i remember gooner (i think it was) saying about his accident when he was working on his e30. Can't rememeber it all tbh but i do remember that it wasnt pleasent!
Ive not had anything too bad thank god.
Ive not had anything too bad thank god.

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hongkongfuey
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oh and not forgetting taking off the fuel line without letting the pressure out, 3bar of petrol in the eyes ........ ouch 
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
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Nobby_N
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Pompey Faggot wrote:Following thru while lifting out comfort seats
Do not take anything i say seriously as i am a bit of a cnut!
I know someone who torched one of their previous E30's while welding it... 
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wat kind of total and utter prat would do a moronic thing like that?keri-WMS wrote:I know someone who torched one of their previous E30's while welding it...
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Re-fitting the propshaft on Hoshy's 318is supercharger abortion (no offence ash
) with me pulling a 1/2 inch ratchet, with my body weight behind it, to tighten the bolt, and my mate holding the nut with a spanner. Socket slips, ratchet smashes me in the centre of the forehead, ensues muchos blood and pain. 
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when i worked at bmw i put a crank shaft on the bench and forgot to move my finger, which broke, middle finger right hand 
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
Messing about with my stero with the live feed with out disconeting the battery, figured out why the stero was not working for it but getting an electric shock and jumping when your over 6.6 makes for painfull contact with body of idiot DIY'er and Body of e30.
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Flicking off the spring clip for one of the electrical connectors with a terminal screwdriver, I misjudged it and went through my lip and chipped a tooth.
Oh how I laughed
Oh how I laughed
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gareth
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i was unhooking the nasty spring clip thing that holds the indicator onto the headlight on a 205 a few years back. nasty french plastic exploded, spring came out, poked myself in the face with a flat bladed screwdriver. it went though my lip and wedged between two teeth!
lucky it missed my eye really
lucky it missed my eye really
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Most annoying one for me was mis-judging the BMW jack's tendency to swing inwards towards the bodywork on lowering my first E30 following a wheelchange and denting the door 
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usually the bottom of the jack disappears into the sill. i reckon you did wellSpeedtouch wrote:Most annoying one for me was mis-judging the BMW jack's tendency to swing inwards towards the bodywork on lowering my first E30 following a wheelchange and denting the door
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Pompey Faggot wrote:Following thru while lifting out comfort seats
Ive had loads over the years but my closest one to death was a cheap spring compressor slip and nearly fetch my ear off, 2 inches to the left and id of had it in the eye!
Cypriotgeeza wrote:I done both my mates in my old 318is
felt so proud,even tried it with a E30 325i and got put in my place..
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i've had that too, the spring brushed my hair on it's way past my face (while i threw myself backwards). i was working on a bit of plywood and the shock of the spring hitting the ply made my knees, ankles, wrists etc hurt like hell. had pain everywhere and honestly didn't know if it had hit meleeparkes wrote:Pompey Faggot wrote:Following thru while lifting out comfort seatsFookin hilarious
Ive had loads over the years but my closest one to death was a cheap spring compressor slip and nearly fetch my ear off, 2 inches to the left and id of had it in the eye!
took ages for the spring to come back down, i'm guessing 5 - 10 seconds then, boiiiing!
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i have had the bonnet hit me on the head... no blood however but i do remember what i said... you @ucking @unt!!
the Following through statment was funny... i commend you for posting it on a public forum lol.
the Following through statment was funny... i commend you for posting it on a public forum lol.
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not on my e30 but my astravan. my recent(june) chopping up my hand by the electric rad fan. 22 stitches in all with the corner of my palm sliced to the bone and a severed tendon in my thumb requiring a 2.5 hour op under general anaesthetic to fix the tendon and nerve damage followed by 7 weeks in a cast and physio. its back to 95% but still a bit tight and sore when its cold. these pics were 2 weeks after when getting the stitches removed.




Last edited by fuzzy on Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:51 pm, edited 3 times in total.
A face full of pressureised fuel when i forgot to disconnect fuse 11 and pulled of a fuel hose going to the injector rail.
My eye's burned like mad!! and i even had fuel in my mouth.
Wont forget fuse 11 again.
The worst part was that i needed to get the hose back on to stop the fuel going everywhere before i could go and atend to my fueled up face!
My eye's burned like mad!! and i even had fuel in my mouth.
Wont forget fuse 11 again.
The worst part was that i needed to get the hose back on to stop the fuel going everywhere before i could go and atend to my fueled up face!




