Listen to this man (750IL)

Post Wed May 06, 2009 1:48 am

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-750iL-INDIVID ... |294%3A200

Post Wed May 06, 2009 2:03 am

Got bored after the first sentance! Only the facts on the car please when selling!

Post Wed May 06, 2009 9:55 am

I love the number plate V12 MPG and quote's like this "WELL THIS BMW BUTTONS WHERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BUTTONS BEFORE...LITERALLY!" hahaha

Post Wed May 06, 2009 11:17 am

Blah blah blah (especially the video commentary!), it sounds like he's about to break out in a spontaneous Hallelujah chorus.

All I can hear however is "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know".

Pacerpete is probably on his way to the seller as we speak.

Post Wed May 06, 2009 1:39 pm

casper8r wrote:Blah blah blah (especially the video commentary!), it sounds like he's about to break out in a spontaneous Hallelujah chorus.

All I can hear however is "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know".

The traction control is broken as the light should go off once started. The mpg figure on the onboard computer was a re-assuring 7.1mpg.

Cable ties in the cubby holes...

But all said and done, it's a cracking car. You could spend hours messing about with all of the controls. That makes my 540i look a proper poverty chariot. Amazingly most of it still seems to work.

A lot of car for the money, presuming it will go for about £8000, but a huge amount of potential for things to go wrong. You did get the sense that he loved being in the 'governers' seat a little bit too much. What would have been properly funny was that as he exited the governers compartment was a car to rip the door off!

Post Wed May 06, 2009 1:49 pm

Hi, is Rod indicated in the V5?Thanks for reply,Wolf

No as only he could afford to pimp this carriage out I believe he was the first owner and writing to the DVLA should confirm this.

So you're actually full of sh1t then? What a clown. Will make a nice old barge for somebody though, if they can get past all that verbal diarrhoeia.

Post Wed May 06, 2009 1:56 pm

Dealers like to talk the talk, and make up any shit when you are viewing a car. Normally I just ignore them with the occasional 'aye, yep', or embarrass them if they get really bad. With this guy, you would need fucking ear plugs I swear.

Post Wed May 06, 2009 2:55 pm

Its a shame its not colour coded at the bottom. For a car with such high spec.

Post Wed May 06, 2009 7:16 pm

Mammoth spec.

For all his OTT sales tat, he's right about never seeing another big 7 with that spec, or any BM for that matter.

Post Wed May 06, 2009 7:18 pm

tosser

Post Thu May 07, 2009 1:24 pm

Agree with Alex,hes more smarmy than my estate agent!!

Nice car though,well specced,i have seen others like that though,see a couple at Gaydon a year or so ago.

Post Fri May 08, 2009 10:31 pm

Erm, why has no-one mentioned that it's HIDEOUS?

Fair enough the spec gets me wet but 2 tone purple and blue leather?

Post Fri May 08, 2009 11:28 pm

mr_dink wrote:Erm, why has no-one mentioned that it's HIDEOUS?

Fair enough the spec gets me wet but 2 tone purple and blue leather?

only the blue leather, exterior is

soon sort it with leather dye if you really wanted

Post Sun May 10, 2009 8:16 pm

"......the same engine as used in the rolls-royce zephyr..."

i thought that was an old ford

oh no, here we go again....ANOTHER old ford thread.

i think he means "Silver Seraph"