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ShepsEvo3
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:48 pm

Its not BMW related, but there are referances to the BMW M1 and BMW F1 turbo cars of the 80's.

Probably should be in the "Pub Talk" section, but as its to do with FI and modifications, I thought I would post it up here... mods change if you feel it best.

If its a re-post ... sorry :)

Enjoy! Its hilarious.

http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101
E30 M3 Unichip Alpha N style conversions, this is the ultimate for extracting the best out of your S14 M power car.
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:27 pm

Fuckin great

Iv just wasted 1hr laughing at that
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:16 pm

Quality

I hour of top class comedy

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Post Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:22 pm

This is brilliant. Currently at the airbox stage.

:rofl:
ShepsEvo3
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:24 pm

Never mind the airbox, its the clutch that got me gob smacked!! :eek:
E30 M3 Unichip Alpha N style conversions, this is the ultimate for extracting the best out of your S14 M power car.
Also, Live mapping of your Standard Motronic ECU for optimising all your modifications.
www.sabre-tuning.co.uk
billgatese30
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:34 am

wow


That mechanic is a hero, how he can have an entire forum convinced that his work is top rate and that all the sceptics are just jealous has to be the level of genius only seen from the likes of Sir Issac Newton, Albert Einstien and Leonardo Da Vinci...
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:26 pm

WTF?!!! 8O 8O :eek:
Got cable ties? Get diffin..

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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:33 pm

ShepsEvo3 wrote:Never mind the airbox, its the clutch that got me gob smacked!! :eek:
I got to that later in the evening, absolutly brilliant. That is waiting to slice someones leg off! :eek:

I can't believe it made any amount of power(be it short lived) with the 'unique' filing and porting of the cylinder head
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:33 pm

Jon_Bmw wrote:This is brilliant. Currently at the airbox stage.

:rofl:
This is almost painful!! Just got to the airbox..
Got cable ties? Get diffin..

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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:34 pm

It gets better!
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:39 pm

Image

:rofl: :eek: 8O
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www.zeroexhausts.co.uk

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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:40 pm

I am amazed he didn't spray the ecu..
Got cable ties? Get diffin..

Arch roller for hire.

www.zeroexhausts.co.uk

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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:14 pm

Quality :D .. DOHC, that,ll be donkey or hand cart.
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:52 pm

Jhonno wrote:Image

:rofl: :eek: 8O
Thats the actual drawing of his fuel system... thats where the BMW M1 comes in lol.

Looks like a 2 year old drew it
E30 M3 Unichip Alpha N style conversions, this is the ultimate for extracting the best out of your S14 M power car.
Also, Live mapping of your Standard Motronic ECU for optimising all your modifications.
www.sabre-tuning.co.uk
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Post Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:07 am

i think the red bit is the M1 bit :?
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Post Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:59 pm

To think people are looking up to that in admiration in Spain :eek: To think he truely believes in what he is doing :mad: and to think someone helping do it :roll:


Seriously some people :cry: