And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool....

[78dude]

Found some nice pictures here and the girl looks good to

[maxfield]

Horrible IMO.

Birds not exactly fantastic either.

[darkchild]

Found some nice pictures here and the girl looks good to

She looks like James Harries after his "gender surgery"

[robbo86]

the bird is definately a coyote arm woman (ask if you need me to explain) the car is allright

[fuzzy]

Horrible IMO.

Birds not exactly fantastic either.

exactly my thoughts. in fact i was wondering if in fact its a man in a dress.

[fuzzy]

Found some nice pictures here and the girl looks good to

She looks like James Harries after his "gender surgery"

ah , that frizzy haired wierdo that even as a child youd never tire of punching?
didnt he/she commit suicide after his/her gender swap after realising that even as a woman he/she'd would still never get a sh4g?

[fuzzy]

the bird is definately a coyote arm woman (ask if you need me to explain) the car is allright

i need you to explain ?

[zaust]

My mum had one of them in white lol...

[OBs]

Shes alright
Not stunning but worth a poke....

I didnt know they came with Larda head lights?

[Blitz]

The wheels let the car down.

[Jesus325iTouring]

The birds a mess,but the cars

[Andyboy]

That looks like a Morris Oxford on 19" Kahns.

Awful.

[choppa7]

like the car, not the chick, but I would

[Ziggy]

Wouldn't take long to rip those wheels off & get some BBS splitties on there...

[Fal_325i]

That is a nasty piece of work, makes me wanna puke, and don't even get me sarted on that poor excuse for a woman!

[v_nitro]

As long as the owner is happy who cares what it is, better than rusting away.

[Mtech327]

like the car, not the chick, but I would

You fussy bu**ers!

4 pints = stunner

[Fal_325i]

That is a nasty piece of work, makes me wanna puke, and don't even get me started on that poor excuse for a woman!

[stuartgallafant]

looks shit!

[Gortour]

i was wondering if in fact its a man in a dress.

Could be...
I quite like the 'oriental eyes' early 2000s, but I would prefer the prettier twin headlight normal style that came a year or so later.
The wheels ruin it, think I need beer goggles for the 'bird'...

And Fuzzy, if a bird is 'Coyote Ugly', when you wake in the morning to find her lying on your arm, she's so rough you'd rather chew your own arm off than wake her to get your arm out from under her.

[mr_dink]

like the car, not the chick, but I would

You fussy bu**ers!

4 pints = stunner

I'd definately give her one. but that applies to almost any female.


As for the car, looks v.nice - apart from the wheels which are just wrong, and the Fast and bi-curious stickers down the side.

[AlexBaur325]

4 pints = stunner

id go with 2...my standards must be slipping.

[robbo86]

And Fuzzy, if a bird is 'Coyote Ugly', when you wake in the morning to find her lying on your arm, she's so rough you'd rather chew your own arm off than wake her to get your arm out from under her.

more or less what i was gunna say.....

a single bagger is where you have to stick a bag on her head before shagging her
a double bagger is where you puyt a bag on incase yours falls off
a coyote arm woman (or coyote ugly is another phrase) is how gortour explained it

[Andyboy]

i was wondering if in fact its a man in a dress.

Could be...
I quite like the 'oriental eyes' early 2000s, but I would prefer the prettier twin headlight normal style that came a year or so later.
The wheels ruin it, think I need beer goggles for the 'bird'...

And Fuzzy, if a bird is 'Coyote Ugly', when you wake in the morning to find her lying on your arm, she's so rough you'd rather chew your own arm off than wake her to get your arm out from under her.

BMW 2000's didn't come with four round headlamps later. The 1500, 1600 and 1800 came with two round lights, 2000's (66-72) all came with oblong units apart from a small number of US imports in 1969.

Oh, and if anyone here thinks the Girl is a pig, let's see pictures of your infinitely more attractive Mrs? Who's first then?

[fuzzy]

my missus is far nicer although i have no pics to post. slim ,long blonde hair and big jugs.
and thats after producing my equally beautiful boy and girl in my avatar pics
i dont know how i managed that though as im certainly no oil painting.

[Gortour]

Oops, I meant to say round headlamps not twin lamps, sorry Andy... Didn't realise all the 2000s had the oblong lights though. I know the 1500, 1600 and 1800 were later, but thought the later 2000s would have had round lights too.
Nice one, you really are a mine of information.

[Rosc0PColtrane]

StickAr Barry

[daveyw]

she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. alright chassis though.

[robbo86]

Oh, and if anyone here thinks the Girl is a pig, let's see pictures of your infinitely more attractive Mrs? Who's first then?

its all a matter of taste, she has so much make up on the painters and decorators must have had to put up scaffolding to get to work, if i can find a picture, i will oblige, probably opening the floor up to rounds of abuse going along the lines of what we have all just said abo the lady boy at the top of this post

[kuSt]

didn't realise the ratio of e30 owners partnering super models was so high.

i thought i had fairly high standards, i'd dick that bint all over the shop...horses for courses, you wouldn't marry her, and you'd obviously get her to wash all that s**t off her face first.

car - stickers + wheels = nice

[robbo86]

i make no claims the doris is a supermodel.... i would just prefer her over this one