WHY CALL A CAR A SHE?

[Geeman]

Jesus... if we all took as much time in thinking up names for our cars, and the deep reasons that go to back up the chosen titles, as RMT does, then I think we'd all go loopy!

I know... I'm going to take into consideration that roar the exhaust makes, the evil eyes that mount the forward attack, the claws that dig into each corner I take and the amount of 'pride' I have when driving it... so I'm going to call mine....

"Simba"

All you other guys can call your cars names that link up with dubious letters in your number plates, or silly names your mates call your cars... but not me... mine now has a name that means something!

[Jesus325iTouring]

Jesus... if we all took as much time in thinking up names for our cars, and the deep reasons that go to back up the chosen titles, as RMT does, then I think we'd all go loopy!

I know... I'm going to take into consideration that roar the exhaust makes, the evil eyes that mount the forward attack, the claws that dig into each corner I take and the amount of 'pride' I have when driving it... so I'm going to call mine....

"Simba"

All you other guys can call your cars names that link up with dubious letters in your number plates, or silly names your mates call your cars... but not me... mine now has a name that means something!

Using your first method................

My car leaks just about every fluid i put in it,it has massive mileage,it's reliable,it sounds delightful,it still looks elegantly cool,so,i'm going to call mine.........

"Dave"

Using your second method of number plate names mine would be called.....

"Wib",which is sh1t!

[Geeman]

Using my second method... mine would be called 'Giles' - which would be just silly... can't have two!

The track car (which has no name) has the registration number bearing the letters VGD... and Vagina springs to mind... I don't why, so it's not having a name at all...

[psychochild187]

jesus325i

that hurt
that last one was too much , soo funny

dave! lol

[320Touring]

using Geeman's first technique my car would be 'farting shed' (very red indian )

as for the second one F888 NSL really makes 'beaky' (NSL=Nasal?!)

[Geeman]

F888 NSL... 3 Fat Ladies... surely!

[320Touring]

F888 NSL... 3 Fat Ladies... surely!

not the real numbers