F**king Unbelievable!!!

[Cava]

As many of you may already know, I had the misfortune to have my car stolen (and then subsequently recovered but smashed up) from a car park where I work in Cwmbran (near Newport) in South Wales. For the last week or so, I have been using an alternative car but decided today to use my other 318is for the first time (had no other alternative). Parked up at 9.30, checked the car at 1.00 (call it paranoia!) and found that some t*at had already had a go at the passenger door lock! As the door could not be locked, I had to take the car to the police station, report the attempted theft and then leave it there for the rest of the day.

I now have no other choice but to avoid using E30's for everyday transport. Are they becoming a serious chav magnet? Or I am just unlucky?

p.s. Does anyone fancy setting up a trap to catch and launch the thief of the top storey of the car park?

[DRIFTBOY]

Crikey mate, that sounds like crappy luck to me! Did you have alarms fitted ? Not that it always makes any difference!

I'm feeling for you, had cars broken into / stolen myself.

I hope their knobs fall off!

[maxfield]

Buy a big alsation to sit in your car

[eko]

Surely this is the perfect opportunity to do a `set up`?
Plenty of zoners around South Wales that may be able to help

Feel for you Cava,you must be fuckin gutted

[kam-325i]

I would go for a set-up..........catch the little/big feckers. Someone wants a free E30.......

[jibowski]

i was watching cops with cameras tonight and they reckon south wales is one of the top car crime spots in the country, chavs must have nothing to do but breed in the valleys!

[tregzybmw]

that is unlucky, can you not get a toad ai606 and microwave sensors - can be bought for not much more than 100quid....can fit it yourself to, if you wanna save money.

[Geoff]

Agreed. I would get a 3-4 man crew, well stocked with an asortment of sporting weapons. I.e Golf clubs (7 iron) Alumimium baseball bat, cricket bat, hockey stick. And wait for anyone to try and force entry to your car. Wearing hockey masks id bash the living shit out of them! They all need to know what the meaning of cause and effect. You try and steal my car your gona get hurt badly.

I would then make an annonimous phonecall and get them an ambulance. Cos im kind like that.

[eko]

Agreed. I would get a 3-4 man crew, well stocked with an asortment of sporting weapons. I.e Golf clubs (7 iron) Alumimium baseball bat, cricket bat, hockey stick. And wait for anyone to try and force entry to your car. Wearing hockey masks id bash the living shit out of them! They all need to know what the meaning of cause and effect. You try and steal my car your gona get hurt badly.

I would then make an annonimous phonecall and get them an ambulance. Cos im kind like that.

[lowey]

I'd forget the ambulance call personally - well maybe I was out of credit on my phone OK!!

[munky30]

Thats f*cking savage. Pikey scum.

Find them and kill them. Plenty of mineshafts in wales to drop them down once you've hacked them up.

[hoshy]

don't drop them down a mine shaft...

all that pot noodle is far to good for 'em, isnt it.

[munky30]

Cut out their tongues and remove all their teeth then... though actually you dont need either of them to eat pot noodles...

Either way, if the bottom of mineshafts is good enough for half the cars I've owned.... it must be good enough for a couple of dismembered bodies...

[m-dtech]

As many of you may already know, I had the misfortune to have my car stolen (and then subsequently recovered but smashed up) from a car park where I work in Cwmbran (near Newport) in South Wales. For the last week or so, I have been using an alternative car but decided today to use my other 318is for the first time (had no other alternative). Parked up at 9.30, checked the car at 1.00 (call it paranoia!) and found that some t*at had already had a go at the passenger door lock! As the door could not be locked, I had to take the car to the police station, report the attempted theft and then leave it there for the rest of the day.

I now have no other choice but to avoid using E30's for everyday transport. Are they becoming a serious chav magnet? Or I am just unlucky?

p.s. Does anyone fancy setting up a trap to catch and launch the thief of the top storey of the car park?

your just lucky you got your back. i lost everything.

car, new alloys, wallet, college stuff, tools...........
£5k all in...

That was september 06, still not heard anything

I was under insured and didnt even bother to claim as my excess was more than what the insurance company would pay out.

Learn the hard way (

[Pal318is]

Dude you are seriously unlucky, but living in a car crime hotspot doesn't help...But I suppose it's not your fault, your have to live there.

Theiving pikey mo'fo's

don't drop them down a mine shaft...

all that pot noodle is far to good for 'em, isnt it.

That was class

Pal

[Barx325i]

Dude you are seriously unlucky, but living in a car crime hotspot doesn't help...But I suppose it's not your fault, your have to live there.

Theiving pikey mo'fo's

don't drop them down a mine shaft...

all that pot noodle is far to good for 'em, isnt it.

That was class

Pal

aye, tickled me too

Remote central locking (the dead locking type) and leave your car open.. Hide in the bushes and when they sit there trying to jump start it - lock the car & set fire to it!! err, I mean call the police

[bobafett]

Fuckin hate pikeys !

I'm in Bristol give me a pm when you want to do it I'm in !

[H35-IAN]

Agreed. I would get a 3-4 man crew, well stocked with an asortment of sporting weapons. I.e Golf clubs (7 iron) Alumimium baseball bat, cricket bat, hockey stick. And wait for anyone to try and force entry to your car. Wearing hockey masks id bash the living shit out of them! They all need to know what the meaning of cause and effect. You try and steal my car your gona get hurt badly.

I would then make an annonimous phonecall and get them an ambulance. Cos im kind like that.

hehehehe made me crease up geoff 7 iron lol you know your clubs m8 defo does most damage lol id be good for this setup could even film it!! i know they done it once bk when i was a roy bacer in fast car mag they set them up with a vr6 golf in a car park not even minutes later the chavs were there 2 of them ended up in serious pain lol also maxfield the alsations not a bad idea m8 we have 2 dogs one labradour and 1 german shephard i never feel safer than when im with the german shephard 1 yr old and 6.5 stone of pure strength its like walking a 325 sport just taking the bitch out lol but shes awsome would rip anyones head off who stepped near us or our property to which is superb id love to let her do it to to a thief.
to cut along story short ive seen wat the police let them do to ppl especially in the moss side manchester area mmm fucking kick the bastards down i say all thiefs that thief of ppl deserve hands chopping off for a start and a fcking good kick in ppl who rape should be instantly killed in my eyes and ppl who dont want to live here how it should be might aswell fuck off to in my eyes.
seriously now m8 ive got 2 v good mates also who are training for UFC if you do set it up give me a shout i will bring them and me down take it easy bud hope your luck gets better and dude do not sell your e30 just because some stupid chav thief!! seriously its your car , your life fuck them! do things to fuck there heads up.
leave notes in the window like metropoliton police staff sign or anything that would shit em up get the loudest alarm you can.
Also theres a security device you can get that makes them look like cunts shouts etc and sais theres ppl in the car dont know the name but its out. theres one you can put on the steering wheel which electrecutes the fuck out of them!! sorry to go on but ive been where you are bud and its fucking shit i would never let it happen again if i could help it...

ian.

[aceraf]

I feel for you mate...really do...
I've had cars/audio stolen in the past, and believe me I wouldn't let the bastards live if i cought them...

I also know from past experience, that the people will normally go back to the same place if they think they may find the same car, or other cars of interest.... this B*s*r*d clearly targetted your workplace, so I'd say he will be back....
There's 2 options for you really:-
1. to cover yourself.... get your workplace (if it's their car park) to have someone monitor the cars as a spait of break-ins will warrant employers to take some responsibility
2. Take your car in...get a few friends to wait close by in a car... and you know the rest!!!

option 1 will normally results in employers wiping their hands off it...
option 2 will normally mean alot of waiting, as even the stupidest thiefs don't call back straight away!!!!

As I say, I've been in these situations, and the pain will take a long time to heal...the anger even longer!!!
But i'm sure there are plenty people on this site who can give you a hand!!!

..hope the e30 doesn't get any more bother!!!

[chinchilla]

Agreed. I would get a 3-4 man crew, well stocked with an asortment of sporting weapons. I.e Golf clubs (7 iron) Alumimium baseball bat, cricket bat, hockey stick. And wait for anyone to try and force entry to your car. Wearing hockey masks id bash the living shit out of them! They all need to know what the meaning of cause and effect. You try and steal my car your gona get hurt badly.

I would then make an annonimous phonecall and get them an ambulance. Cos im kind like that.

i would call the ambulance and wait till he gets out of hospital and bash him in again for trying to steal your car for a 2nd time!!!! well by then he would have been tryin for a 3rd time... so we have to call the ambulance again and wait outside the hosp one more time!

don't drop them down a mine shaft...

all that pot noodle is far to good for 'em, isnt it.

Quality!

p.s. Does anyone fancy setting up a trap to catch and launch the thief of the top storey of the car park?

Im in! i think we are going to have too many people hiding in the bush! someone will have to record it and get IT posted on all the chav sites! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENES WHEN YOU F**K WITH A MANS E30 grrrr

[Barx325i]

Ian: "inside the devil"

oh yes

[H35-IAN]

heheheh glad you like it barx mate not bad ha! im going to write a post about my hartge dont think i have since i bought it and put some pics up for all to see sorry to but in there on your post m8!

ian.

[BM-Bloke]

Plug the bastard into the National grid
Touch it and BZZZT (anyone smell burning hair)

http://grouper.com/video/MediaDetails.a ... rm%26fx%3d&

this is what u need

[B7]

I thought it's what the towing eyes were supplied for! Set the bastards up, Tie them behind the car and tow the shits around the block. They will hope to never see an e30 again.

[Greeny]

I was lucky/unlucky enough to catch someone who had stolen my 205GTi (bought my first e30 with the insurance money so a bit of a bonus) a few years ago. I ended up coming off worse than the fookin idiot who had stolen my car, he took me to court for assault! (Cheeky B*****D) the british justice system sucks.
The Police sent me a letter 2 days after the car was stolen saying their investigation was over and here is your incident number to claim on your insurance. It only took me another 2 days to find out who had pinched it.

[Brianmoooore]

They did an interesting anti hijack accessory for an E30 in S Africa a few years ago. Involved a bottle of propane and some tubing.

[Greeny]

I've seen that anti car jacking kit and it look's MIIIIIINT, shame they won't let us use them in this country, like those steering wheel locks which pump out 250,000 volts when someone tries to tamper with it. That would stop the thieving b****ds in thier tracks

[Andy325i]

shame they won't let us use them in this country,

Would love to see the thieving scum report this

"yeah I was breaking into a BMW and it started throwing flames at me"



Andy

[Brianmoooore]

"yeah I was breaking into a BMW and it started throwing flames at me"

Haven't you seen the vid of this? He wouldn't be reporting anything to anyone!

[Andy325i]

Nope? Please show

Andy

[Greeny]

Now thats what i'm talking about!!!!

You certainly aint walking away from that!