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milescook
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:41 pm

Come on fess up - who's monstrosity is this? 8O Spotted just outside Cwmbran...

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Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:50 pm

It's not e30gheko's old car is it?? :?
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:53 am

Looks like something HKF would 'build' if he won the lottery :)
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:20 am

Do me a favour, I've just had brekfast and nearly saw it again looking at that poor turd :roll:
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:25 am

looks fast !
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+ a yard full of scrap turds :)
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:28 am

suchy wrote:Looks like something HKF would 'build' if he won the lottery :)
I thought rob had more taste?? :D
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:34 am

Isn't that one of the members of East17's old car.? :o
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:45 am

steve_k wrote:
suchy wrote:Looks like something HKF would 'build' if he won the lottery :)
I thought rob had more taste?? :D
Really?!!? You think so?!!? :mad:
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:57 pm

suchy wrote:
steve_k wrote:
suchy wrote:Looks like something HKF would 'build' if he won the lottery :)
I thought rob had more taste?? :D
Really?!!? You think so?!!? :mad:
Well it looks like he's had a change & gone for matte/flat black on his touring.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:19 pm

I know where that is usually parked Miles, top of the hill at Croesy, on the way to the crem round about?

And no, it nothing to do with me :D
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:30 pm

The front isn't so bad, but the rear is a bit yuck.
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:27 pm

maggspower wrote:I know where that is usually parked Miles, top of the hill at Croesy, on the way to the crem round about?

And no, it nothing to do with me :D
That's the badger. Well either that or there are 2 of these on this planet 8O
The story so far... http://www.cookracing.co.uk/

Also please help the race budget by watching some videos :) https://www.youtube.com/cookracinguk
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ah
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:17 pm

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Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:59 am

steve_k wrote:
suchy wrote:
steve_k wrote: I thought rob had more taste?? :D
Really?!!? You think so?!!? :mad:
Well it looks like he's had a change & gone for matte/flat black on his touring.
The engine bay is full of orange, kidneys are orange and he's started going upmarket with wheel colour- copper (posh orange) :)
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:46 pm

suchy wrote:
steve_k wrote:
suchy wrote: Really?!!? You think so?!!? :mad:
Well it looks like he's had a change & gone for matte/flat black on his touring.
The engine bay is full of orange, kidneys are orange and he's started going upmarket with wheel colour- copper (posh orange) :)
Hmmm......................I see your point 8O
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:30 pm

Speedtouch wrote:The front isn't so bad, but the rear is a bit yuck.
I live in Thanet Maurice... So I see the ladies like that all the time... Though usually it's the other way round...

We call them Kronenbourg's
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:55 pm

Hehe, good one. :) I just looked up the definition on urban dictionary:

"Kronenbourg

A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front."
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:28 pm

That doesn't look too bad from the front :D
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:06 pm

Speedtouch wrote:Hehe, good one. :) I just looked up the definition on urban dictionary:

"Kronenbourg

A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front."
You're welcome 8)
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Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:55 am

That looks shocking but maybe that's maybe his or her colour choice..
They don't make bm's like this anymore!..They should.
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