who is Brianmooore.

[ah]

Silly question,has anybody met him?

[m_jermyn]

Some say he has antifreeze for blood and his genitals are made from BMW surplus parts.

[Grrrmachine]

Some say he invented Nikasil

[poolnoodle]

Some say he takes on many forms...mostly E30 Tourings

[randomspeedfreak]

[polsta]

hes a legend i know that much , top top zoner and a fountain of e30 knowlege

[adit]

yes, he does exist, ah

[Morat]

Although some have met the fleshly imposter that calls himself Brian Moore (sic) the real BrianMooore is infact an early experiment into Artificial Intelligence made by Liverpool University Comp Sci department from a stack of service manuals and the Real OEM database.

It became self aware on August 29th 1997 and has been collecting E30 Tourings ever since.

[Jim320i]

He does exists! I have met him, but I didnt get photo evidence! I panic'd! Didnt think to get a picture.

[E30BeemerLad]

Although some have met the fleshly imposter that calls himself Brian Moore (sic) the real BrianMooore is infact an early experiment into Artificial Intelligence made by Liverpool University Comp Sci department from a stack of service manuals and the Real OEM database.

It became self aware on August 29th 1997 and has been collecting E30 Tourings ever since.

Come off it Miles, if some scousers managed to put such a specimen together, surely it would have been programmed to commit giro fraud

[Morat]

Gotta pay for all those tourings somehow ;)

[pacerpete]

He is real and lives in a cage with Kos and Ratch !

[Morat]

In Malc's rapement?

[Speedtouch]

Some say he was the mysterious man who interfered with the Amir Khan boxing match score-cards, in addition to other mysterious cases of jury-rigging:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/06012012/ ... d-man.html

[domkolo]

the man who's already diagnosed your technical fault without you even saying 2 words and already knows the best solution before you've finished your sentence.

[cougar]

SOME SAY HE MAYBE THE STIG

[age]

the man who's already diagnosed your technical fault without you even saying 2 words and already knows the best solution before you've finished your sentence.

this

[Cloggy Saint]

Brian was found abandoned by a pack of wild E30s and raised amongst them as one of their own.

[beemerbird]

Brian was found abandoned by a pack of wild E30s and raised amongst them as one of their own.

Very good.

[meccanofred]

Some say he has webbed feet....
Others say that he cannot swim...

[Rav335uk]

I posted this ages ago.

http://www.e30zone.net/modules.php?name ... ight=brian

[Topblag]

Some say he grows his own.....fuel.

[corkie]

gotta be with that name

[adit]

the last i heard from him, he was at the football:

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although rumours do persist that he has now semi-retired and is making guitars in his workshop:

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[dickster]

Chuck Norris once had to ask him for help with his E30

[Speedtouch]

Even a Porsche-driving loon on the autobahn couldn't put Brian Moooore off track to his historic visit to the BMW factory in search of yet more E30 data to regale us with.

[Sanchez]

Some say he lives in a ECU, some say he IS the ECU.

I say he's helped me out many a time and never been wrong.

Thanks Brian.

[BEERBOY123]

He's not the Messiah... but he's not far off

[adit]

He's not the Messiah...he's a very clever boy..

[cncexpert]

some say he has very good knowledge of the peugeot 106 and very few photos actually exists because few cameras are powerful enough to catch his excellence

[grey_andy]

He bought my cabby off me last year!!!

[MattTheHat325]

He is a stable minded and highly intellectual creature. Sent to the modern world on a mercy mission by King Tut Tut At Nonoem, he posseses a wealth of knowledge deemed unprecendented by experts.
Only two things are known to unsettle his being,



and



When he is exposed to these forces combined, he is said to slowly and noisily reduce to a swarfega-like substance, and the only way to remedy this is by switching him off, then switching him back on again.

HTH

[j2b]

Sports commentator