what should i call my e30?

[Cotty]

my 3 cats all have names! so do my two children! lol! why not my car too??

Because naming your car is sad

[daimlerman]

My E30's are refered to as 'the touring' and 'the saloon'.The wife as 'er indoors or Calamity Jane. If it has tits or wheels it will cause you grief.

[tomze30]

If it has tits or wheels it will cause you grief.

That's the E30 bonnet bra out then ...

[robbo86]

daimlerman wrote:
If it has tits or wheels it will cause you grief.


That's the E30 bonnet bra out then ...

thats just asking for trouble

[robbo86]

Dave

+1
i wouldnt name it anything, but if i HAD to, it has to be dave, I am already working on the mrs to let me call our kids and the cats dave, just for ease and conveneince, too many bloody names ot remember otherwise

[sam325is]

Nothing wrong with calling a car she/her, kind of a given...ive always been told cars are feminine, as are ships and planes.

A car is an 'it' it has no gender.
Just because they go wrong monthly and require constant maintenance and money throwing at them doesn't make them female

classic jules!

[big_jof]

[ycymro]

I bought my E30 as cheap, cool transport not to give the thing a name.

Mods, can someone please delete this whole thread to save everyone embarrassment.

People are acting like a bunch of Smart owners

[Gortour]

I thought I'd just sit and take the p*ss a bit longer... It makes me laugh when people are daft enough to name cars...

[e36boy]

Dont call it anything............Its very sad

[Gortour]

Aw, come on, encourage the muppets to admit to what they call their cars...

[dom-1984-320i]

Dave

+1
i wouldnt name it anything, but if i HAD to, it has to be dave, I am already working on the mrs to let me call our kids and the cats dave, just for ease and conveneince, too many bloody names ot remember otherwise

Friend of mine called his Jack Russell 'Dave. I had not spoken to him for a couple of months and didn't know he had bought a dog. when i called him i soon found out as he screamed down the phone, "dave dont shit by the fridge!' I was like, who the hell is dave! Oh you bought a dog!

Cars don't need names, thought we where all manly chaps here, GURRRRRrrrr!

[djk]

My cousin reckons he knows a bloke who has both a dog and a young son called Dave. Another bloke I know calls everyone and everything Ted, which is actually less confusing than you might think.

Naming cars is wrong, though I have been known to refer mine as 'the ultimate', 'das Auto' and 'la champagne' (it's luxorbeige, I know, I know). I feel better for admitting this dirty habit.

[harry_p]

my 3 cats all have names! so do my two children! lol! why not my car too??

Because naming your car is sad

so is fitting aftermarket angel eyes, alpina reps, random m badges and thinking e30s are the greatest cars ever invented, but countless people do some or all of the above

[Rosc0PColtrane]

Gordon calls his "Austrian Burger Dungeon"

[tg318is]

well i could call it 'a big hairy baboon' if i go from my number plate lol

[ycymro]

I tried to warn you...

Look here to see where this is going

[Gortour]

Gordon calls his "Austrian Burger Dungeon"

Hey, I eat my burgers, I don't hide them in a cellar for 24 years.

If you want proof, look at my waistline...