How long will it last?

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How long will it last?

Until i start it up
3
9%
Until i get one mile down the road
8
25%
Until I drive past the local cop shop
3
9%
1 week
1
3%
1 month
4
13%
Until next MOT when I squirt some more on it to shut it up
13
41%
 
Total votes: 32
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:56 pm

Right, having just got inside after rolling around in the dark, mud, rain & wind underneith my Transit fitting a new exhaust section, I felt a poll was required.

I fitted a new section from manifold to centre section, the manifold gasket was just fine to reuse, the centre gasket fell to pieces.

Now, it was 9pm, i've no gasket & no Gun Gum or similar pastes, so, enter the back of the van and got out the silicone sealant gun and after cleaning up the faces of the flanges ( :snigger: ) i siliconed the bastard together and bolted it up.

Question, is how long will it last? winkeye
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:00 pm

Last option, obviously, especially if you take in some mild off - roading to supply a protective mud case to your handiwork :)
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:13 pm

Not as long as the Turkey, Rog.
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:22 pm

Get a nice coating of Salisbury Plains finest on there, that's a good idea :D It'll add to the rest to hide all the other horrors under there :o

The turkey will about 5 minutes in my house Rob, i'm guessing you're suggesting it won't last much longer that........ we'll see.......you could be right :cry:

Diable.....well...... you know what you can do :D
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:25 pm

Was forgetting you had an extra mouth to feed now mate. :)
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:35 pm

Sillicone is holding together 99% of all new builds, your van will be fine.

PS, there was a moosh on the box picking Apples for Cider last night, you and him must have been separated at birth. :D
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:55 pm

You are so right Chris, i re-tiled a bathroom earlier in the year and discovered the bathroom/bedroom wall was no more that 3 layers of plasterboard siliconed together, no studwork, nothing 8O
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:00 pm

Silicone is related to cockroaches. It'll last longer than us :P
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:06 pm

It will probably last ages Rog, i voted until next MOT.
It does depend when the next MOT is though :)
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:22 pm

leeparkes wrote:It will probably last ages Rog, i voted until next MOT.
It does depend when the next MOT is though :)
This Friday.......... no, just kidding, end of October 2014 :D That's what I've voted for too!

Mind, I do hate silicone, like Fi says, it'll last forever, at least it seems too where i've found people have used it to seal all manners of cracks in walls etc :x :x
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:44 pm

Normal Silicone won't last Rog.
High temp stuff will :D , what's used on the boiler flues
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:49 pm

I'll have to have a look to see which one i've used then Rav, probably a sh1t one :D infact i'm doing my books right now, the invoice says General Purpose Silicone - Black, probably is shite then :eek:
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:53 pm

Good for 1000 degrees C :D

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Probably not heat proof winkeye
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:08 am

That stuffs dearer than exhaust paste captain!
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:31 am

Mine cost £1.79 plus VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT :D
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:33 am

if it's not too close to the front downpipe the joints will carbon up and form a good seal :D

am i right in thinking your MK5 has the superb "Banana" 2.5 donk ? if so the 50bhp won't blow silicone out of the joints :wink:
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:49 am

Ha Ha... yep, Banana Transit it is, and you could be right, it's not what one would describe as a powerful mill! Reliable, yes, powerful, oh no!
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:51 am

I would get it swapped out asap regardless of if it holds. You take your kids in it don't you? A leaking exhaust under the cab isn't the smartest thing in the world to be exposing them to
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:05 am

C'mon Ross, it's all in jest, i'm not a complete nutter.......it needs a 50p gasket, i'm not that tight! Mind, if it doesn't blow......
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:23 am

Any flange pics ? Gert asked :)
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:24 am

DanThe wrote:That stuffs dearer than exhaust paste captain!

Chawed off a site, innit :)
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:06 am

I'll post up a ripped open rusty flange shot for you later Sir...
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:22 am

DanThe wrote:That stuffs dearer than exhaust paste captain!
It's about $4 a tube from the local plumbers Dan, so not that expensive at all. :D

All the big DIY stores sell Silicone at more than that.
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:19 am

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DanThe wrote:That stuffs dearer than exhaust paste captain!
It's about $4 a tube from the local plumbers Dan, so not that expensive at all. :D

All the big DIY stores sell Silicone at more than that.
To right they do, 8 or 9 quid a throw :roll: And for weekend DIY dad, "easy" :roll: to use gunless silicone, which is best part of 12 quid!
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:34 am

Jesus325iTouring wrote:Mine cost £1.79 plus VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT :D
pound ripped you off, the coonts!! :) Where are the flange pics?
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:18 pm

Here you go, one for the sub-normal brigade, me attempting to fist a filthy rusty old flange........

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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:35 pm

You need to work your fingers in first :D
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:39 pm

I was going for the prison style entry :D
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Ah the Pete technique!
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:48 pm

:D
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:50 pm

Nah, he would have stuffed it full of left-over pizza crust, mixed with half-chewed Werther's, for a proper job. :wink:
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:50 pm

:rofl: He'll be all a fluster when he see's such barbaric caressing :D
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^^^^^LOL^^^^^^^ :mad:
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