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Ajsingh
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:41 pm

Saw this on the net and thought hmm, the perfect garage?

Lets hope they know what there doing. All though at first i didn't really think about the car

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chh137
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:43 pm

like the one legged one working the jack :eek:
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:46 pm

Haha i just clocked that! Her foot is on the bumper but yeahh looks one legged
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:08 pm

Yeah ,reminded me of a girl I used to go out with . broke her leg skiing, full pot on.
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:03 pm

"Whats a 710?"
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Ajsingh
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:05 pm

:s 710?
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:09 pm

710 ?
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:30 pm

chh137 wrote:710 ?
Its someone looking at the OIL filler from the wrong site might ask. Possibly a female :wink:
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:47 am

three anorxic bints? I doubt they could work out how to remove a battery with a strut brace in place.
hopefully the owner will turnup to reverse the car out.
jacks incorrectly placed, tool box hidden by bonnet, hoses draped over the vice along with various detrus spread over the work bench/desk. And as for standing on a wheel in high heels?

You lot are easily pleased.
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Ajsingh
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:04 am

^^^ :(
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:32 am

I was going ok till I realised it was a moredoor.. After that it was like playing pool with a piece of string...
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:10 am

i think you'll find it is not a proper garage, but just a publicity/glamour shot :wink:
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Get a f* grip,we are talking about 20+yr.old sub £10k cars here,NOT the crown jewels!
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:21 am

Tom_Maverick wrote:I was going ok till I realised it was a moredoor.. After that it was like playing pool with a piece of string...
:lol:
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:24 am

"STOP STANDING ON MY F**KING WHEEL"

I'm getting old :eek:
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:30 am

Is she jacking on the sump? :)
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:34 am

Who cares. she could jack me off all day
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:02 am

chh137 wrote:like the one legged one working the jack :eek:
Hey, she's the one doing all the hard work - even ripped her stockings - poor lass.
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:17 pm

chh137 wrote:Who cares. she could jack me off all day
:D :D
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Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:12 pm

is that an m50 mani i can make out lol n i love those big fishnets shes got hus standing on the wheel lol
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Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:15 pm

chh137 wrote:like the one legged one working the jack :eek:
that isnt a jack, thats her false leg. the foot is rather clumsy though.
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Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:30 pm

photoshop
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Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:18 pm

..and.....?

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