Celebs and E30s

[Gert_8]

Maybe he thought you were a banned Zoner and trying to bait you ?

You seem to take great delight in announcing my ban at every opportunity as if it's something important to me. I accepted the ban, did my time and now I'm back. What of it?


I think your days are numbered and ratch/Beerboy they are on to you

[Gert_8]

Hey Beerboy, do me a favour - go and say" hello" to the newbies !!

[Grrrmachine]

Gert, on behalf of the Zone...


...shut up.

[gooner1]

Gert, on behalf of the Zone...


...shut up.

He do bang on, don't he.

[Gert_8]

Ok.

[parkin10]

Sorry no sarcasm intended!
have enjoyed this thread lots

[BEERBOY123]

Look, for once and for all I am not Ratch. That is a proven fact. If you lot keep sniping the mods will lock this up, and that would be a shame.

Hi newbies by the way.

[parkin10]

I have no idea how to not be a newbie

[bss325i]

I have no idea how to not be a newbie

65 more posts!

[RetroAde]

Barry Chuckle allegedly had a 325i Touring but I have to admit my sourcing for this 'fact' is not 100% reliable.

Shame it wasn't used in the TV programme instead of their gay Flintstones/Noddy wagon.

To you, to me.

Did someone say Chuckle Brothers? Look how excited I am!

BTW - I don't think he liked me. The missus cracked a joke about Butlins and he was off!

[BEERBOY123]

Since alleging Barry Chuckle had a 325i Touring I have discovered I was mistaken. The source was indeed unreliable (well, it was just a big f*cking lie really). Being a gullible type, I posted it up in good faith. You can all be assured that I have had no further dealings with the source of this misinformation, and he or she is no longer on my Christmas card list (although to be fair I don't actually send anyone a Christmas card - I'm too mean - it was just a figure of speech).

No, I am sad to confirm BC does not, nor ever had, nor is, was or did or have had, or owned or did have or have not had an E30 of any description - let alone a 325i Touring. Thought I ought to put the record straight.

BTW, BC would not NOT NOT not no way like any kind of Butlin's joke. That is well documented. Which particular Butlin's joke did Mrs RetroAde make though? He is known to react very badly to the one about the swimming pool and the bottle of milk.

[RetroAde]

I say joke, it was more of her pointing in his face and shouting 'I saw you at Butlins when I was a kid'.

I can see how that might have spooked him on several levels.

Great cocktail bar by the way, it's in Kefalonia. Bit of a celeb hang out, pics of Madonna, Samuel L Jackson, Simon Pegg up on the bar. We got a Chuckle Brother. Life is sweet!

[BEERBOY123]

Cool. So long as it wasn't the one about the Pope, the swimming pool and the pint of milk...

[Demlotcrew]

Anyone heard of Frank Ocean?

[pacerpete]

Anyone heard of Frank Ocean?

He's Billy's cousin. Billy had an alpine cab with a Tech one kit and cardinal leatherz. He bought Frank a 316 auto quattroporte in mineral blue. Unsurprisingly they fell out and have not spoken to this day.

[Demlotcrew]

He put an M3 on the front cover of his 2011 album, on his Instagram and twitter accounts hes posting updates of his turbo build.

[Blitz]

He's the freak who is converting a 4 door from LHD to RHD.

[Demlotcrew]

If we are judging people purely on their taste in cars then Blitz you can hardly call anyone a freak

[pacerpete]

Andrew, getting sexually aroused by a '82 Datsun Stanza is positively normal compared to converting a FOUR door from LHD to RHD, even by your standards !

[Demlotcrew]

Thats not normal in the slightest Pete, especially not at his age!

Here is said car.





With all his money, he should be buying an M3

[Gert_8]

Is that Rav?

[gooner1]

Is that Rav?

No cuz.

[Gert_8]

Is that Rav?

No cuz.

Er, I didn't mean the driver.

[gooner1]

Is that Rav?

No cuz.

Er, I didn't mean the driver.

In that case, possibly.

[TPS]

Andrew, getting sexually aroused by a '82 Datsun Stanza is positively normal compared to converting a FOUR door from LHD to RHD, even by your standards !

Theres nothing wrong with a Datsun Pete, I've owned 2 Cherry's in my lifetime, a W reg fastback with dog leg gearbox & reversing horn! & a Bronze A reg 1.3 GS more door, which I replaced the Head gasket myself!

[RM2186]

Theres nothing wrong with a Datsun Pete, I've owned 2 Cherry's in my lifetime, a W reg fastback with dog leg gearbox & reserving horn! & a Bronze A reg 1.3 GS more door, which I replaced the Head gasket myself![/quote]

That something to do with booking restaurant tables Phil?

[TPS]

Ha Ha, it was part of the after sales service, it was a dealer option!

[pony]

Who is the black driver ?

[Nobby_N]

Jamie Foxx's brother

[pony]

I don't even know who jamie foxx is

[Rav335uk]

Is that Rav?

Really Indy???

[ah]

Sean Ryder 325i sport

[BEERBOY123]

Lissen, cos this one IS 1000% true. Tawny Nuk (of Nukrock) has an iS. Genuinely, no word of a lie. It was originally registered in Manchester but then he got hold of it. Paid too much mind, cos it needed new wings, the manifold was blowing (still is), the wipers are all over the shop, no glovebox torch, half the toolkit was missing, no warning triangle/first-aid kit and a right mix and match on the part-worns (one Proxy, a Dunlop, a bloody Maxxis and a Pirelli).

He likes it well enough though and I think he's going to hang on to it for now, although I hear tell that if he gets a stadium tour nailed down he'll be thinking about something quicker, maybe a 944 S2.

[Satan]

Holly Thread Resurrection. Hallelujah

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