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And now the votes are in...it seems the most common reason for visiting Pub Talk is the hope of being taken deep sea angling by Rav...

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Haha. Cap'n fishy fingers! 

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Now this thread has degenerated into a perfect example of all that is wrong with this car forum.
It was started as a bit of fun,but has,due to a number of the 'usual suspects' fallen into the ''near 'orrible posts''.
This is a forum where car enthusiasts can get together to discuss cars and their problems,if you want to 'groom',then please go and use the other websites that are aimed at your particular fetish.
I'm as broad-minded as most,but I do feel that this sort of inuendo is just plain wrong on a car based family friendly forum.
When I was a mod,the question that I asked myself when viewing something 'questionable' was:
'Would I like to see my grandchildren reading this?'
If the answer was 'no',then the thread was locked or deleted.
End of rant.
It was started as a bit of fun,but has,due to a number of the 'usual suspects' fallen into the ''near 'orrible posts''.
This is a forum where car enthusiasts can get together to discuss cars and their problems,if you want to 'groom',then please go and use the other websites that are aimed at your particular fetish.
I'm as broad-minded as most,but I do feel that this sort of inuendo is just plain wrong on a car based family friendly forum.
When I was a mod,the question that I asked myself when viewing something 'questionable' was:
'Would I like to see my grandchildren reading this?'
If the answer was 'no',then the thread was locked or deleted.
End of rant.
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I'm afraid I have to agree. It's the same shit different toilet these days. Every thread seemingly degenerates into the same "Have you had his arse yet?" type banter. I like a bit of banter but it's getting a bit ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz if I'm honest.daimlerman wrote:Now this thread has degenerated into a perfect example of all that is wrong with this car forum.
It was started as a bit of fun,but has,due to a number of the 'usual suspects' fallen into the ''near 'orrible posts''.
This is a forum where car enthusiasts can get together to discuss cars and their problems,if you want to 'groom',then please go and use the other websites that are aimed at your particular fetish.
I'm as broad-minded as most,but I do feel that this sort of inuendo is just plain wrong on a car based family friendly forum.
When I was a mod,the question that I asked myself when viewing something 'questionable' was:
'Would I like to see my grandchildren reading this?'
If the answer was 'no',then the thread was locked or deleted.
End of rant.
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daimlerman wrote:
When I was a mod...

Seems fitting right now
But I do agree... Page after page of proper dripple is being posted on the zone at the minute. With all of it not actually being funny
Man the wheel rav we want sea bound adventuressnakebrain wrote:And now the votes are in...it seems the most common reason for visiting Pub Talk is the hope of being taken deep sea angling by Rav...![]()
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I agree - all this bumming talk, just isn't funny. You lot, get a grip - you know who you are!


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But DO you?Gert_8 wrote:I agree - all this bumming talk, just isn't funny. You lot, get a grip - you know who you are!
Just how much of this kind of rubbish have YOU posted,not just on this thread?
Enough is enough,please start posting in a 'proper' manner from now!
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I've never posted such rubbish in all my years on this forum..!daimlerman wrote:But DO you?Gert_8 wrote:I agree - all this bumming talk, just isn't funny. You lot, get a grip - you know who you are!
Just how much of this kind of rubbish have YOU posted,not just on this thread?
Enough is enough,please start posting in a 'proper' manner from now!

PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
Gertrude your a fuckin wind up merchant haha. But yeah the forum does always degrade into nastiness and it ruins the funny side when jokes do arise. Id be interested to see a statistical representation of how many thread have and havnt involved heinous humour and rape accusations
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So would I, Verde!!.verde wrote:Gertrude your a fuckin wind up merchant haha. But yeah the forum does always degrade into nastiness and it ruins the funny side when jokes do arise. Id be interested to see a statistical representation of how many thread have and havnt involved heinous humour and rape accusations
I'll have you all know, it was a close call between me and the Argie for the new Pope's job...

PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
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Statistically, the Zone is chock full of Homoscedasticity and mean deviance! 
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I interviewed for a job at a solicitors yesterday as an entry level role hoping to train up and perhaps become an estate agent , maybe a lawyer if i was that way inclined. I imagine I could make a mint defending you deviantsGert_8 wrote:So would I, Verde!!.verde wrote:Gertrude your a fuckin wind up merchant haha. But yeah the forum does always degrade into nastiness and it ruins the funny side when jokes do arise. Id be interested to see a statistical representation of how many thread have and havnt involved heinous humour and rape accusations
I'll have you all know, it was a close call between me and the Argie for the new Pope's job...
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Perhaps when the forum stops referring to the cars as "Turds" and "shitters" things might get a little more sensible.
As for defending deviants - ask Daimleman for his list - and I better not be on it!
As for defending deviants - ask Daimleman for his list - and I better not be on it!

PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
For some odd reason you think that because I do not yet own a driving license. Its an unreachable task and goal I will never over come. I do however, feel somewhat flattered you feel im not a big enough cunt to become...basically an employed professional lying cuntdiable wrote:You won't cut it as an estate agnt as you need to be a scheming lieing git and a driving licence the same as for a lawyer but you'd need a degree......
I dont think I would make a lawyer, couldnt do the course ( but for the sake of the joke it was worth mentioning
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Habaeus papam!! We have a new Zone pope..
Actually we were just trying to help a sensitive young man come to terms with his secret longings. And once we'd finished with diable, we were going to wind pony up a bit about his hankering for Gert...
Actually we were just trying to help a sensitive young man come to terms with his secret longings. And once we'd finished with diable, we were going to wind pony up a bit about his hankering for Gert...
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Who is PM'ing Damilerman accusing me of baiting him?! - hands up, fellas...! Let's deal with this right now, in the open. This thread is about to get locked..
Do NOT spam my PM account!
Do NOT spam my PM account!

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He only needs one hand for that..diable wrote:Oh Gert, go and molest some of your office staff............. before they go off to ready themselves for the rugby.
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Yeah, I thought not - Fecking Pussies!Gert_8 wrote:Who is PM'ing Damilerman accusing me of baiting him?! - hands up, fellas...! Let's deal with this right now, in the open. This thread is about to get locked..
Do NOT spam my PM account!

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Gert_8 wrote:Who is PM'ing Damilerman accusing me of baiting him?! - hands up, fellas...! Let's deal with this right now, in the open. This thread is about to get locked..
Do NOT spam my PM account!
Seriously?.
If that,s true it,s bang out of order.
Not only that but it will defeat what i think was a very
clever ploy, by Fi, to draw male attention away from some other
threads , that were fast becoming silly.

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You'd consider this one sensible?!gooner1 wrote:other threads , that were fast becoming silly.
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Well, relatively speaking.......diable wrote:Compared to some of the previous threads then thats a yes......snakebrain wrote:You'd consider this one sensible?!gooner1 wrote:other threads , that were fast becoming silly.

It was intended to be a bit of a joke but on better moral grounds, which is was....for a whilegooner1 wrote:Well, relatively speaking.......diable wrote:Compared to some of the previous threads then thats a yes......snakebrain wrote: You'd consider this one sensible?!
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Damn pony and his fixation with gert's love spuds...verde wrote:It was intended to be a bit of a joke but on better moral grounds, which is was....for a while
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This thread contains epic amount of FAIL............

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Yawn...
Stop tattling to each other in secret, stop layering every single thread with bumming this and bumming that, the odd banter is fine, but every thread it gets really boring really fast (no jokes please!).
Can we not have a day where we don't act like 5 year olds?
Stop tattling to each other in secret, stop layering every single thread with bumming this and bumming that, the odd banter is fine, but every thread it gets really boring really fast (no jokes please!).
Can we not have a day where we don't act like 5 year olds?



