Lotus Wash and Wipe

Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:45 am

No matter how many times you polish that Ghastly Horrid Rice powered turd...

you will always look like a Gay Bartender driving it !

Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:44 am

I washed my Audi (or rather my wifes) the other day with a bucket and a broom, I spent a solid 10 mins give a good spruce up

And then a Heron did a massive sh1t over the bonnet and front wing

Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:49 pm

That looks nice......

You took it on the track yet to get the full benefit from it?

Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:20 pm

I had a good blast in an exige a couple of years ago, warm day and sticky tyres. It fooking stuck in the corners. On the downside I struggled getting in and out and it was the worst window regulator Ive ever fitted.

Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:17 am

I like these and the results are great! I hope you give the man a cuppa tay!

maxfield wrote:On the downside I struggled getting in and out

Imagine what old man Diable looks like. Do you use a hoist Stefan?

I joke! My mates Dad had one for a while, really into his lotuses, even I couldn't manage a graceful exit. Two too many car crashes, too much cross country and too much time on the floor in work. I'm fooked at the tender age of 24.

Still wouldn't mind one of these if my circumstances allowed. I know the build quality is shocking but its perty!