He's only gone and bought a Citroen....

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Morat
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Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:40 am

My old man has finally lost the plot. Not content with the Austin 7 in his garage, he's now gone and bought a 1922 Citroen B2 (with a 1919 body).

All he can tell me about the condition of it is "It's dark blue" because he hasn't seen it yet. Apparently this is a joint venture with the same cousin he went halves with on a fire engine in the sixties......

Here's a picture of a similar vehicle:

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For extra fun, the centre pedal is the accelerator, the right hand pedal is the transmission brake (acts on the prop shaft) and the hand brake acts on the rear wheels. There are no front brakes.

Riiiiiight. Sounds great for drifting!
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Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:37 pm

I think 90 years is some acheivement for a french turd. When you think that a modern Renault Laguna would be written off after 4 years due to gearbox issues!

Hows he going to feel after you've torched it? :evil:
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Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:25 am

B7 wrote:I think 90 years is some acheivement for a french turd. When you think that a modern Renault Laguna would be written off after 4 years due to gearbox issues!

Hows he going to feel after you've torched it? :evil:
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:45 am

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And there it is...safely repatriated from England to it's homeland. It's a 1922 Citroen B2 Torpedo 3 Door - with the earlier 1919 style body and a roaring 1.4 litre 4 pot. Phwoar :)

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Full paedo resto, but original paint.
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:48 pm

I'm looking for 6V HIDs as we speak :)
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:44 pm

It needs a blown big block, Jag IRS, Viva HA front end and chopping and channeling before anything else...........
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:28 pm

What a strange fetish :D
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:35 pm

Whats the hp, is it double figures? :mad:
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:51 pm

I doubt the chassis could handle double digits, let alone the safety equipment (of which there is none).
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:41 pm

That is a Citroen I would actually buy. :cool:
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Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:19 pm

wheel fitment?

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Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:56 am

Nice rear view window. Rather cottage like.
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Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:59 pm

Morat wrote:Image

And there it is...safely repatriated from England to it's homeland. It's a 1922 Citroen B2 Torpedo 3 Door - with the earlier 1919 style body and a roaring 1.4 litre 4 pot. Phwoar :)

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Full paedo resto, but original paint.
It's not without appeal, but cars of this era are much of a muchness.
If it was a seventies GS 1220 Club I'd be far more excited. Proper bonkers Citroen tackle.
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Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:06 am

I like it. But then I light my fags with a lighter that's as old as that car...
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