Here's various pictures of the crap i've owned,this a small selection of the cars i've actually had,but I think you get the idea of the standards here!
The pictures are terrible as I found them scunched up in a box in the loft,it makes the cars look all out of shape,mind,some of them probably were!
This is my first car and me on the left,circa 1978,got written off by having a head on crash with the blue car on the right!
Next is Dads Hillman Minx,a little earlier,about 1976
Me,Dad,Zeebee & a 1600E circa 1978,this was Dads pride & joy,Notice the twin aerials?!
My first car,aged 15,another chance to whore the boards with R5 goodness,doing a wheel spin or something
Thats me on the right!
Next came my fab Yamaha FS1E,the real deal and I still have this,it's part of me!
I'm second from left here,loaded up with fuel cans for another hot summers day tearing about in the R5!
Another Fizzy shot,but with Dads Mk3 Cav 1.6L in the back ground.(And Jess the cat)
My first car on the road,a total nail,but would still crack a ton!
My first decent car,Mazda 323LX,mint condition,for a 1300 went pretty damn well and handle exceptionally.
Also Dads Banana car in the back ground.
After the Mazda got wrote off after being rear ended I bought this,the classic Astra SR.
Next came this brace of turds,my SD1 which cost me an 1/8th of green stuff,no T&T,no log book,no nothing,good job I never got pulled over in this.
In the back ground is my Volvo 360DL,had 3 of these horrors!
I then bought my first hot hatch,this mint GTE,wicked car,frightening handleing!
I sold the Astra a year later for 50 quid loss,not bad there,I then replaced it with the Landy,this is one vehicle I still miss,had to get shot of it as I blew a piston through the block! The happened shortly after I towed a 33 ft monster of a caravan I bought.
I loved this bugger,good old Beirut Taxi,this was an incedible motoerway car,Maryport to Swindon in 3 hours,do the maths for the average speed!
Good old Golf GTI,was shit TBH.
My Merc 308,earned me some good money until I got sick of repairing wheel bearings & king pins,saw some good times in this with the missus!
This is the first car I rebuilt,top of the line VDP,bought for a 6 pack of lager,got it MOT and even did some successful welding,spraying etc!
My first E30 late 87 model,a 325i with high comp engine,this car took some serious abuse and TBH i'm surprised I never died in it,or it the fact that it never died on me!
1971 Herald,I bit off more than I could chew with this and sold two years later having achieved pretty much bugger all.
And my current Touring,this was taken about 8 years ago.
will try to find them but i genuinely have no idea where they are.
. Snapped leafsprings for breakfast this one. I remember us embarrassing a young guy trying to impress his bird with his brand new S1 Turbo Escort on the way to Hampton Court one night!!! 
Some very nice motors you lot have had! But, your all old. 