GIT!pacerpete wrote:My local parish priest warned me to be careful what one puts in ones mouth, especially if said object belongs to a convertible* owner !![]()
* Lots of the priests 'friends' had convertibles !
Not a Beemer, my current pride and joy
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Gert_8
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PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
didnt really expect people to be so rude and sarcastic.
as someone who is an enthusiast about cars, prospective of purchasing a car this forum revolves around, to be met with sarcastic comments and general rudeness.
and you cant find the brows anywhere apart from japan, they arent the same as the ones on ebay.
i think some of you should be ashamed really, it may be your opinions, and i respect that, but really, be more mature, most of you are over 20 and just start slating someone who appreciates thier car.
really makes someone want to be a part of the club, especially after ive read so many times people are complaining the club "isnt what it used to be"
as someone who is an enthusiast about cars, prospective of purchasing a car this forum revolves around, to be met with sarcastic comments and general rudeness.
and you cant find the brows anywhere apart from japan, they arent the same as the ones on ebay.
i think some of you should be ashamed really, it may be your opinions, and i respect that, but really, be more mature, most of you are over 20 and just start slating someone who appreciates thier car.
really makes someone want to be a part of the club, especially after ive read so many times people are complaining the club "isnt what it used to be"
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bab-91
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It's quite elitist here.
Your just getting your initiation bumming... we all got one
Welcome!! What sort of e30 you aiming for?
and what sort of fuel you planning to use to burn that rice chariot
Your just getting your initiation bumming... we all got one
Welcome!! What sort of e30 you aiming for?
and what sort of fuel you planning to use to burn that rice chariot
The Internet - It has proven to be worthless, and is nothing but a repository for perverts.
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Nobby_N
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Well said! Don't take offense mate its only banter and I recommend super unleaded for the job!bab-91 wrote:It's quite elitist here.
Your just getting your initiation bumming... we all got one![]()
Welcome!! What sort of e30 you aiming for?
and what sort of fuel you planning to use to burn that rice chariot
im gonna go for a 316 touring.bab-91 wrote:It's quite elitist here.
Your just getting your initiation bumming... we all got one![]()
Welcome!! What sort of e30 you aiming for?
and what sort of fuel you planning to use to burn that rice chariot
i want to wrap it matte black, get some all red tail lights (might even build some LED lights) get some dish on it slam it
really want something to criuse round in, nothing fast or pokey or anything.
I understand its just a bit of banter, but its hard to read banter on the internet ;)
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bab-91
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A 316i will be dead!!!!! but cheaper insurance
Might as well go for the rat look. Wrapping is fiddly work, someone on here did a decent rat look. Not my cup of tea but its done right!
Some nice person might throw up a link!
Might as well go for the rat look. Wrapping is fiddly work, someone on here did a decent rat look. Not my cup of tea but its done right!
Some nice person might throw up a link!
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im good at wrapping, wrapped loads of parts before!
was thinking that or urban camo! and ive seen the rat look, its cool, but not my cuppa, always look like a rusty slammington rip off to me!
and yeah, cheap insurance! 1400 a year for me at 19!
was thinking that or urban camo! and ive seen the rat look, its cool, but not my cuppa, always look like a rusty slammington rip off to me!
and yeah, cheap insurance! 1400 a year for me at 19!
I dunno man. The zone has fucked me up.bab-91 wrote:Verde what has the zone done to you!!verde wrote:
A couple of months ago you would of been all over this!!
I in all honesty dont mind the yaris. I wouldnt have the eyebrows, and i wouldnt have bought a red one, id have it black or that gold they come in, slammed on ATS cups and probably leave it at that.
But yeah welcome anyway, theres a guy on here recently got his touring matte black vinyl wrapped and it looked pretty good. I might be selling my 9J borbet As if your wanting dish, matte black touring on As would look the absolute tits. Rat look on beemers now, due to rusty, no matter how its done looks like your copying, keep it simple and euro and youl be onto a winner.
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Raise hell praise Dale.
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steve_k
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fcuk it go for it! Do what YOU want to do to the car!59Drifty wrote:exactly! i think ill be wanting more than 9j tho ;) ill get banded steels or something along those lines! or some split BBS rims.
ignore the old queens on here you'll get them where ever you go.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
yeah i had it alot on YCUK, "why would you mod a diesel" blah blah, a car is modified for me and me only, which was why i blew £150 odd on the brows, because i fell in love with how aggressive they were.
it was what made me happy, i was really happy with the car, but im loosing touch with it, im wanting something criusey. something that does need TLC so i can learn more, im already pretty knowledgable but theres room for more, id love to learn to recondition an interiour, clean up an engine bay, fix rust.
thats what i like, i spend so much time dreaming what i want to do to a car, but the yaris is waaaaaaay to expensive for very little gains. i want to fit a bozo style oil cooler and stuff, cause its what I like
it was what made me happy, i was really happy with the car, but im loosing touch with it, im wanting something criusey. something that does need TLC so i can learn more, im already pretty knowledgable but theres room for more, id love to learn to recondition an interiour, clean up an engine bay, fix rust.
thats what i like, i spend so much time dreaming what i want to do to a car, but the yaris is waaaaaaay to expensive for very little gains. i want to fit a bozo style oil cooler and stuff, cause its what I like
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It's been said before & it'll be said again a thousand times, you modify the car to how you want it not how someone says you should have it.
as for learning how to do the work on the car yourself? Well the e30 is very good for that.
all the help & advise you could ever need is here you just need to ask.
as I said ignore the old queens they just get in a lather at times at the thought of something different from the norm.
as for learning how to do the work on the car yourself? Well the e30 is very good for that.
all the help & advise you could ever need is here you just need to ask.
as I said ignore the old queens they just get in a lather at times at the thought of something different from the norm.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
cheers! ive already done alot myself before for friends and my own car, never attempted anything i knew i couldnt do.
i like the simplicity of the cars, it seems like theres alot to explore with them still!
when i get it ill have to have a drive up to mansfield, may ask you in future if you dont mind helping me source one in the new year.
i know one of the first things ill do is underseal and treat rust. and a big ole' service.
i like the simplicity of the cars, it seems like theres alot to explore with them still!
when i get it ill have to have a drive up to mansfield, may ask you in future if you dont mind helping me source one in the new year.
i know one of the first things ill do is underseal and treat rust. and a big ole' service.
Came with latest turd so when I saw this I saw pound signs!pacerpete wrote:My thoughts on these nasty armrest shaped carbuncles and those who aspire to them are neatly summed up in the above thread......
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1989 325i sport delphin grey
1993 316i lux touring lazur blue
Hey mate,
I'm quite surprised at the shi££y reception you got with this post!
To be perfectly honest, I thought this was a pi$$ taking post to start with purely because I naively didn't realise the Yaris had a following! But by the time your car got to this stage:

I thought it was starting to look quite smart.
Guys, rather than giving sarcastic comments like this:
I've never had a response like this and I can't remember seeing one which is why it has surprised me (this is my first post like this!)
It must be something to do with the fact it's not an E30, people are getting offended. To be fair though, you've had more response on this post than most others get!
Everyone on here would've had a dodgy car at some point, there's probably a 'shi£ cars in my past' post somewhere! My first road legal car was a Mk1 Nova 1.2 Merit which was boy'd up to the Max (Power)! I loved it at the time.
When you've got the E30, you'll get a better welcome and more helpful advice because there are people on here with a load of knowledge but cannot obviously see past their own preferences.
In the meantime, whack a set of 15 inch BBS on the Yaris and they'll love it!!!
I'm quite surprised at the shi££y reception you got with this post!
To be perfectly honest, I thought this was a pi$$ taking post to start with purely because I naively didn't realise the Yaris had a following! But by the time your car got to this stage:

I thought it was starting to look quite smart.
Guys, rather than giving sarcastic comments like this:
impart some of your oh-so-obvious knowledge instead! 59Drifty, sucking warm air from inside the engine bay is not the best idea. Not sure how much you know but as air temperature increases, it expands, therefore, you can't get as much into the engine. Less air = reduction in performance. Go back to the factory air filter for performance sake.Topblag wrote:really like the air filter, should be perfect for sucking hot air from the engine bay into the mixture, ideal for a reduction in engine output.
I've never had a response like this and I can't remember seeing one which is why it has surprised me (this is my first post like this!)
It must be something to do with the fact it's not an E30, people are getting offended. To be fair though, you've had more response on this post than most others get!
Everyone on here would've had a dodgy car at some point, there's probably a 'shi£ cars in my past' post somewhere! My first road legal car was a Mk1 Nova 1.2 Merit which was boy'd up to the Max (Power)! I loved it at the time.
When you've got the E30, you'll get a better welcome and more helpful advice because there are people on here with a load of knowledge but cannot obviously see past their own preferences.
In the meantime, whack a set of 15 inch BBS on the Yaris and they'll love it!!!
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e30topless
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fook me where's "lock down warburton" when you need him
photo section is for E30's not pizza delivering shit boxes
there's "other marques" on the zone this surely belongs in there ?
photo section is for E30's not pizza delivering shit boxes
there's "other marques" on the zone this surely belongs in there ?
it belongs in the f**king toy shop!DanTheDoc wrote:Having said all that above, this is a good point;
e30topless wrote:there's "other marques" on the zone this surely belongs in there ?
if this is allowed to continue and every f**king spotty teenager posts pics of their maccydees flavoured shit box's in here this well enjoyed part of the Zone is well and truly Fcuk'D .
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Gert_8
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To be honest, I was surprised to see this on a forum for E30's - asking for trouble? So far the zone has been pretty kind to him a˜„
@ pacer lol!!
@ pacer lol!!

PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
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magpie wrote:pacerpete wrote:Don't lock it yet ! We are still waiting for pics of his 16 year old girlfriend/ sister /cousin
I wanna see these pics too ! She better not be over the age of 12 mind !
Ive missed out on this and just read it , a yaris is not my kinda car but all apart from brows is ok i spose ! Oh n dont bother matte blacking a touring ull regret it!
yeah i didnt realise it was in the wrong section, my apologies, and thanks for the kind feedback... and the uh.... not so kind! haha
as for the pictures im pretty clueless as to what youre talking about LOL
in regards to the air filter, it was actually fed directly behind the grille! so it got a better air feed than you'd think.
beleive it or not this isnt a corsa chav chariot! everything was done taking my time!
as for the pictures im pretty clueless as to what youre talking about LOL
in regards to the air filter, it was actually fed directly behind the grille! so it got a better air feed than you'd think.
beleive it or not this isnt a corsa chav chariot! everything was done taking my time!
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Gert_8
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The time one spends is not what is used to define a "chav chariot".....59Drifty wrote: beleive it or not this isnt a corsa chav chariot! everything was done taking my time!

PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
I meant taking my time in carefully choosing what parts, such as Envy Coilovers (which are just BC coilovers without the camber adjustment) and the brows, and what i meant by chav chariot was that i didnt put a huge exhaust on it and a wild bodykit and 17" chrome ripspeed rimsGert_8 wrote:The time one spends is not what is used to define a "chav chariot".....59Drifty wrote: beleive it or not this isnt a corsa chav chariot! everything was done taking my time!
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But you do wear flat peak hats, smoke spliffs and like to sticker bomb things, all of which are equally as bad as a big exhuast and a body kit59Drifty wrote:I meant taking my time in carefully choosing what parts, such as Envy Coilovers (which are just BC coilovers without the camber adjustment) and the brows, and what i meant by chav chariot was that i didnt put a huge exhaust on it and a wild bodykit and 17" chrome ripspeed rimsGert_8 wrote:The time one spends is not what is used to define a "chav chariot".....59Drifty wrote: beleive it or not this isnt a corsa chav chariot! everything was done taking my time!

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Gert_8
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Admit it, Drifty. you're a Chav and that's your chariot...!pac1982 wrote:But you do wear flat peak hats, smoke spliffs and like to sticker bomb things, all of which are equally as bad as a big exhuast and a body kit59Drifty wrote:I meant taking my time in carefully choosing what parts, such as Envy Coilovers (which are just BC coilovers without the camber adjustment) and the brows, and what i meant by chav chariot was that i didnt put a huge exhaust on it and a wild bodykit and 17" chrome ripspeed rimsGert_8 wrote: The time one spends is not what is used to define a "chav chariot".....

PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
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lol @ carefully choosing the brows59Drifty wrote: carefully choosing the brows

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