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Andyboy
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:46 pm

JonB found this; probably the fastest E34 I have ever seen.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %26fvi%3D1

The fact that it is - on first glance - a doom grey 525i Auto on a J plate with 181'000 miles should not put you off. Or the fact that 'power upgrade' actually means a bigger alternator. F**king idiot. :mad:
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:01 pm

Quote: If you need a getaway car and you're also after 4 seats for your 'gang' then keep reading

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Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:44 pm

jesus its guarded by an "APOLLO"

serious stuff.what a fecking cok
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:38 pm

:eek:

That has got to be the biggest load of bullshit ive read all year, he spent £700 on an exhaust and then decided to replace all the suspension parts and now he's selling it :?

But without the air horns :cry:
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:44 pm

is that 2p near the gearshifter :)
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:53 am

Even by ebay standards that a load of bollocks.
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:50 am

if he'd have left the airhorns on id have it ! :roll:

M SPORT POWER UPGRADE. :eek: Is this guy an idiot or does he think we are :mad:
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:25 am

Or he is extremely stupid and believed what the salesman told him.
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:33 pm

oh feck i must bid i need a get away car........ the next time im selling a car i think ill send him a msg and get him to write the listing for me.....









maybe not
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:31 am

and the worst bit is that it doesn't actually look like a bad car condition wise.......shame the guy selling it is a bit of a penniless loser with the same I.Q as one of Jade Goody's turds
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:03 pm

CORE!!! she's a beast!!

"powerhouse".... KNOB!!!
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Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:42 pm

thats a good 1 will have to rember that when i finnish with my 525 se not even M tec bumpers or side skirts on it PMSL
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Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:54 pm

Wonder what tune the air horn's played :mad:
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and pigs will fly :roll:
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:27 pm

stonesie wrote:Wonder what tune the air horn's played :mad:
i spotted that as well

some one run a check on it, and see what the dealer spec really is
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:10 pm

You think it comes with the yellow duster by the handbrake ... cos it looks like an original, very special M-power duster.

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Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:26 pm

E30BeemerLad wrote:is that 2p near the gearshifter :)
Make that 2 x 2p's

and do you get the packet of 10 behind the seat?

Wow... I need this 'M' sport turd
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:31 pm

he says it doesnt have air conditioning but it does have climate control .isnt that the same thing :?
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:53 pm

5 airhorns, so probably plays Dixie... How classy...

I thought Climate Control was Aircon too... Strange guy.

(My 318 goes quite well, maybe the dealers will tell me my tourer has an M Sport power upgrade too.. :D :D )
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:56 pm

Andyboy wrote:JonB found this; probably the fastest E34 I have ever seen.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %26fvi%3D1

The fact that it is - on first glance - a doom grey 525i Auto on a J plate with 181'000 miles should not put you off. Or the fact that 'power upgrade' actually means a bigger alternator. F**king idiot. :mad:
Thats a long link :mad:
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