SA BMW application

[TouringTash]

Dear Applicant,


Thank you for your interest in the new BMW.

BMW SA acknowledges your dream of owning one. We however regret to inform you that after looking at your payslip even after your Bonus, your application was unsuccessful and you can never afford a BMW in the near future.

We appreciate your dreams and your desires but our brand is not for the third class people like you. We would be glad if you don’t insult us with your payslip again. I have also forwarded your details onto TATA for consideration.

Regards,


General Manager: BMW Brand Management
011 - 4766 BMW (269)















Copy of your pay Slip

[BATTS91]

lmfao , sir you do have time on your hands dont you lool

[TouringTash]

Yep 40 and semi retired.

poor but happy thanks

[BATTS91]

haha im 20 and poor my income looks abit like this too

[TouringTash]

OMG! A big red button I haven't seen one of them in years.
You'll never break that into change with the state of the economy.

[BATTS91]

well i was hoping the bank trotters independant traders would take it but i was told it could pay for borris johnson to do feck all for 2012 so i might donate it to the zone ya no

[TouringTash]

The fat sod would only eat it.