Relative Humidity

[Andyboy]

What is this mystical beast the CS, does it have anything in common with a Vauxhall Carlton Cdi and for what the CD stood for?

CD was Council Deviancy with the i denoting the 2 litre Family B mill was packing LE Jetronic - a fine beast.

[bss325i]

What is this mystical beast the CS, does it have anything in common with a Vauxhall Carlton Cdi and for what the CD stood for?

CD was Council Deviancy with the i denoting the 2 litre Family B mill was packing LE Jetronic - a fine beast.

I thought it was for C u n t Driving but I may have been misled

Council Driver I always thought.

[pacerpete]

What is this mystical beast the CS, does it have anything in common with a Vauxhall Carlton Cdi and for what the CD stood for?

CD was Council Deviancy with the i denoting the 2 litre Family B mill was packing LE Jetronic - a fine beast.

Ah Fond memories of my cheetah like entrance and exit through the tailgate of a leather lined Cavalier CDX DIPLOMAT SXI GHIA EXECUTIVE LINITED EXCEED SE with a Blaupunkt Memphis as the prize for my late night acrobatics . Rudolph Nureyev had nothing on me !

We then sped off under the cover of darkness in the Moscow spec G500 , much to the incredulity of our Dutch E28 loving guest !

[Speedtouch]

I had the true executive roll-out model of the Mk3 Cavalier, an M-reg 2.0CDX.

It went well enough when running properly, but the fabled Ecotec lump was governed by Siemens engine mismanagement, which would abruptly cut the engine stone dead without warning, usually in the most dangerous places possible, such as mid-blind bend, or going over railway level crossings, so the thing was a deathtrap really.

Still, I got it on in the back seat with a Medway lass down a deserted country lane, and had some thrills and spills in the turd before the headgasket went and it got sold off to some pikeys.

[pacerpete]

I had the true executive roll-out model of the Mk3 Cavalier, an M-reg 2.0CDX.

It went well enough when running properly, but the fabled Ecotec lump was governed by Siemens engine mismanagement, which would abruptly cut the engine stone dead without warning, usually in the most dangerous places possible, such as mid-blind bend, or going over railway level crossings, so the thing was a deathtrap really.

Still, I got it on in the back seat with a Medway lass down a deserted country lane, and had some thrills and spills in the turd before the headgasket went and it got sold off to some pikeys.

I hope the Medway lass was very young, not that it probably makes any difference. otherwise you would have probably been stirring her dads / brothers porridge !

[Topblag]

On a serious note Soni, you will have to stop knocking one out in the garage. Dehumidifiers are solely for removing moisture from the air, jizz plays hell with the filters etc !

His car looks like a plasterers radio

[Andyboy]

I had the true executive roll-out model of the Mk3 Cavalier, an M-reg 2.0CDX.

It went well enough when running properly, but the fabled Ecotec lump was governed by Siemens engine mismanagement, which would abruptly cut the engine stone dead without warning, usually in the most dangerous places possible, such as mid-blind bend, or going over railway level crossings, so the thing was a deathtrap really.

Still, I got it on in the back seat with a Medway lass down a deserted country lane, and had some thrills and spills in the turd before the headgasket went and it got sold off to some pikeys.

I hope the Medway lass was very young, not that it probably makes any difference. otherwise you would have probably been stirring her dads / brothers porridge !

Medway virgin - old enough to outrun her Dad/Brother.

[Speedtouch]

Well, she had a tramp stamp and was bisexual - enough said, I suppose, but nevertheless, a few good times were had.

[Andyboy]

was bisexual

Bum action!

[pacerpete]

Well, she had a tramp stamp and was bisexual - enough said, I suppose, but nevertheless, a few good times were had.

The fact she was a Medway lass and you got her into the back of a Cavalier without the aid of a weapon/ Rohypnpol, was a sure sign that she had plenty of form.

Did she wait for the second date before requesting bareback anal ? Strood girls generally cannot wait whereas Rochester girls try and keep up the lady charade a bit longer, so I am told

[blackrs2000custom]

Check the temperature operating range of your dehumidifier as you might be waisting your time, they work by dropping the air temperature allowing the moisture to "rain out".
But if the ambient temperature in your garage is outside its working range it will do nothing.

Air movement is the answer, I use a large fan, £50 from B&Q placed in front of my RS2000 at ground level ,works a treat.

[Speedtouch]

Well, she had a tramp stamp and was bisexual - enough said, I suppose, but nevertheless, a few good times were had.

The fact she was a Medway lass and you got her into the back of a Cavalier without the aid of a weapon/ Rohypnpol, was a sure sign that she had plenty of form.

Did she wait for the second date before requesting bareback anal ? Strood girls generally cannot wait whereas Rochester girls try and keep up the lady charade a bit longer, so I am told

Actually, she was surprisingly 'lady-like', and refused any back passage action when I suggested it one day. She was from Gillingham.

[pacerpete]

Well, she had a tramp stamp and was bisexual - enough said, I suppose, but nevertheless, a few good times were had.

The fact she was a Medway lass and you got her into the back of a Cavalier without the aid of a weapon/ Rohypnpol, was a sure sign that she had plenty of form.

Did she wait for the second date before requesting bareback anal ? Strood girls generally cannot wait whereas Rochester girls try and keep up the lady charade a bit longer, so I am told

Actually, she was surprisingly 'lady-like', and refused any back passage action when I suggested it one day. She was from Gillingham.

They're posh from Gillingham. Probably saving the sheriffs badge for the wedding night . Weren't you tempted Maurice ? she sounded like a keeper

[Speedtouch]

Alas, her daughter started shoplifting so she had to move back out of my flat where I'd had her 'holed up' for a few months.

[pacerpete]

Alas, her daughter started shoplifting so she had to move back out of my flat where I'd had her 'holed up' for a few months.

Daughter ! Please tell me you had a 'manage a three' as they call it in strood

[Speedtouch]

Well, she was in the room next door while we were going hard at it one morning, and could probably hear everything!

Alas, she was only 13, so her mother wouldn't let her join in the fun, which is probably why she turned to shoplifting for kicks.

[pacerpete]

You dog ! respect

[Speedtouch]

She was quite a sweet little thing.

[pacerpete]

She was quite a sweet little thing.

If I was Pete Townsend / Andyboy, I would ask for pics . 'research' innit !

[Andyboy]

That's nothing. Going back a few years now, I was banging some slightly rough and very rude care nurse called Mandy. I'd just crashed the yoghurt truck and was lighting up a post coital Marlboro (as did she - it was her house) and her 7 year old Daughter walked in.

"Give it nine years love, and you're next" or thoughts to that effect.

[pony]

That's nothing. Going back a few years now, I was banging some slightly rough and very rude care nurse called Mandy. I'd just crashed the yoghurt truck and was lighting up a post coital Marlboro (as did she - it was her house) and her 7 year old Daughter walked in.

"Give it nine years love, and you're next" or thoughts to that effect.

Any photographs ?

[Gert_8]

That's nothing. Going back a few years now, I was banging some slightly rough and very rude care nurse called Mandy. I'd just crashed the yoghurt truck and was lighting up a post coital Marlboro (as did she - it was her house) and her 7 year old Daughter walked in.

"Give it nine years love, and you're next" or thoughts to that effect.

Any photographs ?

You lot really are SICK!




"yoghurt truck?" Do you need a special licence for that, with an annual medical?

[Gert_8]

Have you worked out how much the dehumidifier is going to cost you to run per hour (rating of unit and cost per unit of electricity) as it's f'ing damp out there now and if the garage isn't sealed and weatherproofed it will cost you a bomb.

I do like the idea of having a garage attached to the house with the central heating boiler located in the garage to take the "edge" off the cold.

My garage has that....

[Gert_8]

Have you worked out how to secure the garage so the kidnapped children that are to be used for for sexual desires can't escape?

Maybe some restraints and shackles will do the job?

My garage has that....

That doesn't surprise me one bit........

The reason for the boiler being in the garage was to remove it from the kitchen, and also eliminate any possiblilty of cabon monoxide leakage....

You should also know that the floor is sealed and has a lovely rug that the garage queen sits on (just to keep things nice and cosy ).
The walls and ceiling are lined and skimmed - the guy before us used it as an office...!

[Gert_8]

^^ Just read your post - you fooker! hahaha.

[Andyboy]

That's nothing. Going back a few years now, I was banging some slightly rough and very rude care nurse called Mandy. I'd just crashed the yoghurt truck and was lighting up a post coital Marlboro (as did she - it was her house) and her 7 year old Daughter walked in.

"Give it nine years love, and you're next" or thoughts to that effect.

Any photographs ?

Only in my mind.

She'll be old enough now as well.

[Gert_8]

That's nothing. Going back a few years now, I was banging some slightly rough and very rude care nurse called Mandy. I'd just crashed the yoghurt truck and was lighting up a post coital Marlboro (as did she - it was her house) and her 7 year old Daughter walked in.

"Give it nine years love, and you're next" or thoughts to that effect.

Any photographs ?

Only in my mind.

She'll be old enough now as well.

Any pics of the mother (preferrably without clothes..) for us to make an assessment on the old beauty. If, of course, she is a "minger", then don't worry about pics of her lass....

[Andyboy]

Sadly not. But she had decent top bollocks and spoke with a lisp.

"Let me thuck you off and you can fuck me up the arthe"

[Gert_8]

Sadly not. But she had decent top bollocks and spoke with a lisp.

"Let me thuck you off and you can **** me up the arthe"

You sure?! She sounds a bit like Freddie Parrot......!