E38 Alpina

[Kammy]

Dave, your E39 is much too subtle and tasteful for my attention, I am sure I will be otherwise occupied over at the 7 series register marvelling at the variety of £25 Irish plates / ink/sportswear and tasteful ebay styling touches

I suppose when you can't afford to run one then the next thing to do is obvioulsy marvel and take mick out of others motors, dreaming that maybe, just maybe you could have one to keep, but only if petrol was well under £1.00 per litre. , but not to worry Pete, we won't mock you on the 7series register, you're more than welcome to check out all the brilliant 'turds'.

[Ace 325i]

You going to bring it down to the Pod then Dave?

There's a possibility that I'll bring it down.
It all depends on whether or not the tourer is presentable.
Either way It'll give Pete something to rip the pi55 out off.

Dave, your E39 is much too subtle and tasteful for my attention, I am sure I will be otherwise occupied over at the 7 series register marvelling at the variety of £25 Irish plates / ink/sportswear and tasteful ebay styling touches

pete whats with the ink? I don't get it maybe im not old enough

Heres one for the haters lol. An M5 rep we had a few years ago..was done by rudebimmers? We talking years back! Bought it cheap off a Jamacian yardie..

Techno violet with cream leatherz init bruv!

[bss325i]

Kammy, E30NutUk, you are so far off the mark its unreal!

[Kammy]

If we were then I don't undertsand why Andy and Pete are being so shy. Reminds me of Schoold days when the bullies used to annoy litlle kids because they didn't have what they did. I didn't get bullied then and i'm not going to start now.

Andy, Pete and Dan made their opinions very clear, I didn't mind that as it is their opinion but since they hate what we have done, they should at least show us what they have that is better. So far all i've seen is a 7 series that Pete said he bought for £500.00 but couldn't afford to keep as otherwise it would bite him on the behind and Dan has shown us 'his peice of 'shite'' which I do agree it is.

What are they worried about? Do they think i'll retaliate in the same way they put their comments on about our car? Surely their not scared of a few typed words. After all, it's all banter/sarcasm etc.

Kam

[DanThe]

If we were then I don't undertsand why Andy and Pete are being so shy. Reminds me of Schoold days when the bullies used to annoy litlle kids because they didn't have what they did. I didn't get bullied then and i'm not going to start now.

Too late bruv.....

[Kammy]

you wish mate, you couldn't handle me as your 8itch

[DanThe]

Do you bite?

[Kammy]

yes mate, with a full set of undamaged natural teeth - maintained using colgate

[DanThe]

Nothing like a bit of peppermint toothpaste round the old.......

[spook]

Do you bite?

Poor old Kam appears to have been reeled in on the longest fishing line of all time

[Kammy]

Nothing like a bit of peppermint toothpaste round the old.......

I take it you've had the experience, fortunately i've been lucky enough not to.

[Kammy]

Do you bite?

Poor old Kam appears to have been reeled in on the longest fishing line of all time

may be so but i'm still swimming with plenty of life yet so don't worry.

[e30topless]

You going to bring it down to the Pod then Dave?

There's a possibility that I'll bring it down.
It all depends on whether or not the tourer is presentable.
Either way It'll give Pete something to rip the pi55 out off.

Dave, your E39 is much too subtle and tasteful for my attention, I am sure I will be otherwise occupied over at the 7 series register marvelling at the variety of £25 Irish plates / ink/sportswear and tasteful ebay styling touches

my god that was funny, it still makes me grin when i think about it,

I do hope you are bringing the famous "M" toaster after it's had a good clay-barring session, 'M7' V8 club will be drooling over it

[Kammy]

I do think i'll have to see it before I start any drooling, if it does actually exist.

[Ace 325i]

Kammy, E30NutUk, you are so far off the mark its unreal!

Because I or we or a group of people like or prefer something different?

I appreciate OEM fetish-like set ups, and do respect the work gone into them, but nothing wrong with being different!

If others can have a banter about council turds etc..im sure we can fuel the fire

[darkchild]

Now this is a Seven:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1514270.htm

[Jon_Bmw]

Me and Andy have just picked up this bueaty from Westbury car auctions, for those unfamilier with this exotic location, it is a mongloids idea of heaven.



We are hoping to display it at 'POD' and wondered if we needed any v12 badges and M tech stickers to be considered for the show and shine?

[Andyboy]

V12 badges are so yesterday Jon. Gold plated V16 badges are where it's at.

I've been to Matalan for the sleeveless Engerlaand! shirts, and Council Car Numbers have furnished us with PAZ34389624568 for just £49 plus DOT fee. Mate, the serfs are going to part like the Red Sea around the Estate when this monster wafts by to the sound of 9 cylinders and the blinking of warning lights. There will be much doffing of caps at the Pod.

Prestigious.

[Kammy]

Now this is a Seven:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1514270.htm

It sure is mate, the only problem is that you need your own oil field but it's definately got the right equipment to leave the 'estate' and still remain safe. Very nice.

[Blitz]

Now this is a Seven:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1514270.htm

Ruined by the rear end.

[Ace 325i]

Now this is a Seven:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1514270.htm

That is

Only problem its from Brummayyy! Bought an E38 once (not the silver one) from brum and needless to say never again!

[DanThe]

This reminds me of a single tailpiped E36 I saw parked outside a pub on the edges of a local council estate last week, it had the regular ebay M3 badge on one side of the bootlid, and a chrome 'V6' badge on the other side, it also had some self adhesive reflectors stuck on the lower corners of the bumpers and just under each tail lamp, the kind you usually see stuck to rocks that sad b**tads place around the entrance to their drives to stop normal folk passing each other when driving along the narrow road that their 'above average' gaff is sited along.
I assume this is the reason the reflectors are on the car, to give resemblance to these types of 'above average' gaff

[Kammy]

Me and Andy have just picked up this bueaty from Westbury car auctions, for those unfamilier with this exotic location, it is a mongloids idea of heaven.



We are hoping to display it at 'POD' and wondered if we needed any v12 badges and M tech stickers to be considered for the show and shine?

What a beast, I love the park bench on the back, added bonus I suppose is you can use it for extra seats when taking the family out, now only if there was an Alpina version.

Free bit of bling with the exhausts too.

As to the extra badges and stickers, surely they would only add extra unnecessary weight and slow this thing down, however each to thier own.

Kam

[Blitz]

That M5 although ugly is not some boy racer car. Serious track weapon.

[Rodderz]

and whats wrong with Irish plates? I have just bought one!... I don't know which is the right Emoticon to put after that statement though??

[DanThe]

and whats wrong with Irish plates? I have just bought one!... I don't know which is the right Emoticon to put after that statement though??

I believe they are regarded as being 'cheap and nasty'

[Andyboy]

Private plates - it's something you do right or not at all. Three letters and one number, only way to go.

[pacerpete]

and whats wrong with Irish plates? I have just bought one!... I don't know which is the right Emoticon to put after that statement though??

[bss325i]

Kammy, E30NutUk, you are so far off the mark its unreal!

Because I or we or a group of people like or prefer something different?

I appreciate OEM fetish-like set ups, and do respect the work gone into them, but nothing wrong with being different!

If others can have a banter about council turds etc..im sure we can fuel the fire

No, its nothing to do with you two being into council spec sevens.

[Rodderz]

and whats wrong with Irish plates? I have just bought one!... I don't know which is the right Emoticon to put after that statement though??

I know!

[town325i]

This reminds me of a single tailpiped E36 I saw parked outside a pub on the edges of a local council estate last week, it had the regular ebay M3 badge on one side of the bootlid, and a chrome 'V6' badge on the other side, it also had some self adhesive reflectors stuck on the lower corners of the bumpers and just under each tail lamp, the kind you usually see stuck to rocks that sad b**tads place around the entrance to their drives to stop normal folk passing each other when driving along the narrow road that their 'above average' gaff is sited along.
I assume this is the reason the reflectors are on the car, to give resemblance to these types of 'above average' gaff

I no the car your referring to worryingly enough they are the people that run the piper pub was it an e36 cab

[Andyboy]

It's all about the stance!

[Kammy]

That M5 although ugly is not some boy racer car. Serious track weapon.

I didn't call it a beast for nothing, seriously. However i'd rather have the E39 M5. Maybe even the 530d with a full M5 kit including the mirrors and the exhaust, just to keep the guys on here talking .

Kam

[Kammy]

Kammy, E30NutUk, you are so far off the mark its unreal!

Because I or we or a group of people like or prefer something different?

I appreciate OEM fetish-like set ups, and do respect the work gone into them, but nothing wrong with being different!

If others can have a banter about council turds etc..im sure we can fuel the fire

No, its nothing to do with you two being into council spec sevens.

So where I want wrong is that I fitted Genuine 20" Alpina's and an Alpina Replica front Lip to a 735 sport and that is 'Council' and 'Turd' but a chuffin park bench on the back of an M5 is the thing to do. Seriously?

[bss325i]

Because I or we or a group of people like or prefer something different?

I appreciate OEM fetish-like set ups, and do respect the work gone into them, but nothing wrong with being different!

If others can have a banter about council turds etc..im sure we can fuel the fire

No, its nothing to do with you two being into council spec sevens.

So where I want wrong is that I fitted Genuine 20" Alpina's and an Alpina Replica front Lip to a 735 sport and that is 'Council' and 'Turd' but a chuffin park bench on the back of an M5 is the thing to do. Seriously?

Did i say that spoiler was the thing to do? No.