OMG Chavtastic E36 on ebay.

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smithy318i
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:13 pm

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... SS:GB:1123
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ImysE30
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:18 pm

:puke: Shocking turd
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E30 335i Turbo M3 Convertible Replica
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Rosc0PColtrane
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:22 pm

I should get a picture of the stickAr barry e34 turd, resplendent with picnic bench, that haunts the roads of Yeovil. It really is awful. Think it's a 518i too!
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Speedtouch
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:25 pm

What's with the black splodge on the boot? :?
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Ilkorin
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:50 pm

it's got all of 2cc of engine capacity...

I'm not quite sure why it is so difficult to obtain the engine size of a vehicle you are selling... You have to be pretty deficient to fail in that respect, considering it is written on the boot...

of course nobody will see it for sale because the description states it is a 'car'
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:52 pm

To be fair though, got some bits it'd be worth breaking for.. M3 Front bumper, mirrors..
Got cable ties? Get diffin..

Arch roller for hire.

www.zeroexhausts.co.uk

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Alex
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:53 pm

what a heap 8O
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leeparkes
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:31 pm

Hideous!
Cypriotgeeza wrote:I done both my mates in my old 318is
felt so proud,even tried it with a E30 325i and got put in my place.. :o:
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baur320
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:35 pm

This is in the next town to mine and I've never seen it - fortunately
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scootlife
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:48 pm

Definately wrong. Very wrong..
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town325i
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:10 pm

i dont think its that bad at least you can still tell its and e36! not like some of the shocking turds out there. the front bumper would look nice on the gf's compact
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Blitz
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:59 pm

I feel for sorry for E36's getting raped all the time.
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Pilsbury
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:32 am

its got 116,000 on the clock which is nothing for a bmw
the engine is still like new
i have just had the head gasket done last week which cost me £180.00
Ok then... So not quite like new
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Ollie_bwoii
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:53 am

How did you find that! I mean who searches 'car'! 8O
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:04 am

I would rather iron my c@ck than drive that.
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:17 am

Would rather use bollocks as brakes on a razor blade...


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bmpaul
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:32 am

heap of shit, D.I.Y spray job on the bumpers!!!
E39 530d M-sport- quite nippy
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capri_rob
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:52 pm

Thats bloody awful. Poor car.

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e30topless said : Proper BMW's have 4 headlights, last of the run was the E30 and E34/E32 anything after that is just complete shite
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AlexBaur325
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:59 pm

what a snotter...and a hideous ad..i mean "car" WTF??
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robbo86
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:46 pm

God dammit, thats awfull!
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Daf318is
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:34 pm

SUMPCRACKER wrote:I would rather iron my c@ck than drive that.
:rofl:
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Now driving an E46 320D touring :(, but it get's worse..... the new project is going to be Ford powered!
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initial_g
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:07 pm

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red05
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:12 pm

:eek: thats it really
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GBE30
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:59 pm

That car is a right touch! I really liked my old E36 actually a very nice drive, shame they fall into the wrong hands so easily!
You don't win friends with salad...........
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fozzymandeus
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:14 pm

That blue garbage is decals, right?

I used to love my 1995 316i. It was great. :(
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madaboutthe30
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:01 pm

Thats also a tutorial of how not to put your car for sale.


-The car needs a wash
- No complete photos of the side, not even of the interior
-Forgets to mention about MOT, or road tax???

.......Not to mention many more.........

Bet it sounds like an scooby aswell winkeye
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Barx325i
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Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:28 pm

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If there was a zone gold, 'single post' category.

several minutes of random chuckling off this one - so wrong but so right in so many ways
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asmith88
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Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:26 pm

how have i never seen this about town, whats al the random black marks everywhere?
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sag
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Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:43 pm

WTF 8O
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smithy318i
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Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:49 pm

Ollie_bwoii wrote:How did you find that! I mean who searches 'car'! 8O
I have a standard search for any BMW within 50 miles of my location, which is emailed to me daily.
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reggiebaby
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:22 am

i cant believe people have actually bid on this its up to 600quid at the moment
had so far e30, e34, e30, e39
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