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Post Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:15 pm

Bloody Birds! Will a clay bar remove a mark left by bird sh*t?
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Post Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:22 pm

try a lambswool mitten using two buckets with tar removing shampoo and some warm water to get most of it off... when it is as clean as it will come without pressure on the mitten then use a clay bar... should be fine.
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Post Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:27 pm

Damn the birds, esp Pigeons :(
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Post Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:28 pm

andys14 wrote:Damn the birds, esp Pigeons :(
try living in brighton... i'm sure they have a thing for e30's as mine is covered a few times a week!
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Post Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:29 pm

id finish with our lass if she shat on me car. :D

if it wont clay bar then your painter should be able to buff the mark out no probs.
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Post Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:31 pm

beardymat wrote:id finish with our lass if she shat on me car. :D

if it wont clay bar then your painter should be able to buff the mark out no probs.
yep - or most people know someone with a porter cable these days... they are not hard to use and give awesome results...
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Post Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:54 pm

same has happend to me :( left a mark on my bonnet :evil: i tried T-Cut it has helped but i can still see the mark :(
but then again iam very fussy lol
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Post Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:56 pm

dam shite hawks :evil:
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Post Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:57 pm

andys14 wrote:Damn the birds, esp Pigeons :(
Pidgeons cant shyte whilst flying-apparently their wing muscles close their sphincter...

seagulls on the other hand.... :x
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Post Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:18 pm

320Touring wrote: Pidgeons cant shyte whilst flying-apparently their wing muscles close their sphincter...


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Post Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:15 am

It came out with a light going over with 2000 wet and dry the a light machine polish. :D
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Post Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:23 am

Barry. My Diamond black e34 had a really bad one on the bonet when I bought it and I ended up having to have it painted it just too deep. This colour seems really prone to it. Park it carefully, not under any trees mate!!
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