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Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:05 am

..here's a slightly odd body chopped off pic. Found some pics of the mother-in-law too, not brave enough to post 'em up though 8O


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Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:10 am

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Kos wrote:Well back on track here's a recent pic

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verde wrote:Kos you looks a lot less terrifying than on your passport photo
He looks worse in person :eek:
You know what? I find this pic quite disappointing.

Kos, I expected you to have drawn a prolapse, a spunking cock and balls, or at the very least, written DAVA, not BMW..... :D
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Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:18 am

breakermart wrote:
but for the record........... im still white :D innit
Phew, thank goodness!!....

Being in Leicester, and WHITE is quite a rarity, so I believe. I have half expected a charity to start raising money to save you, along with the snow leopard.

I've got my Direct debit at the ready.

PS, is that why you use Cuprinol - to blend in..?



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Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:38 am

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Rav335uk wrote:
Kos wrote:Well back on track here's a recent pic

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verde wrote:Kos you looks a lot less terrifying than on your passport photo
He looks worse in person :eek:
You know what? I find this pic quite disappointing.

Kos, I expected you to have drawn a prolapse, a spunking c**k and balls, or at the very least, written DAVA, not BMW..... :D
Don't worry , there was plenty of abuse and wrongness written in other places :twisted:
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Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:06 pm

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verde wrote:Surely mabz is petes ultimate fantasy? The youthful looks of a spring chicken without the jail time attached. I see a marriage made in heaven...well. Not heaven, after the things pete will do to your ring hel be nowhere near the pearly gates, closest thing to it will be a pearl necklace

Verde, so young, yet so twisted, that's my boy ! :D
Jimmy norton doug stanhope and jim jefferies ruined my mind :eek:
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Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:11 pm

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pacerpete wrote:
verde wrote:Surely mabz is petes ultimate fantasy? The youthful looks of a spring chicken without the jail time attached. I see a marriage made in heaven...well. Not heaven, after the things pete will do to your ring hel be nowhere near the pearly gates, closest thing to it will be a pearl necklace

Verde, so young, yet so twisted, that's my boy ! :D
Jimmy norton doug stanhope and jim jefferies ruined my mind, and you pacer ruined my Anus! :eek:
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Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:30 pm

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You look absolutely nothing like I expected!
Sadly, I'm a bald coont with a nicotine habit... :(

On the bright side, I'm attractive to birds. :D

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Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:59 pm

:D Coont would have been better..
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:15 am

Haha wow, is that cleverly done or did it actually land on your shoulder? Bastard gulls
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:50 am

verde wrote:Haha wow, is that cleverly done or did it actually land on your shoulder? Bastard gulls
It's standing on a wall just behind me. Turned up every morning for brekkie on the terrace of this hotel in Italy, as tame as you like. If you got up for a second, he'd be in your plate before you were out of your seat..
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:27 am

Wow, thats kinda cool actually, theyr still vile beasts though!
what part of italia were you in? I wanna go but been told do NOT drive there
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:50 pm

rh306 wrote:..here's a slightly odd body chopped off pic. Found some pics of the mother-in-law too, not brave enough to post 'em up though 8O


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Are you a midget, or just wheelchair-bound?

You look very 'special'
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:17 pm

verde wrote:Wow, thats kinda cool actually, theyr still vile beasts though!
what part of italia were you in? I wanna go but been told do NOT drive there
South, around the Amalfi coast. The gull pic is on Ischia, which is a little island in the Bay of Naples. Amazing place - the hotel is in this massive castle perched on a rock just off the main island.

Driving in Naples is unreal. Properly mind-bogglingly chaotic. If you crash into someone, you just swear a lot at each other then drive away. If a pretty girl wants to cross the road, traffic stops altogether. The old saying was 'See Naples and Die', but a modern version might be 'Drive in Naples and lose your fear of death!'

Castello Aragonese in Ischia. The hotel is just a tiny corner of it, the bit with lights on in this pic..

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Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:39 pm

maf260 wrote:
rh306 wrote:..here's a slightly odd body chopped off pic. Found some pics of the mother-in-law too, not brave enough to post 'em up though 8O


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You look very 'special' :)
..thanks for the kind words :) I'm afraid I'm taken though, if you're looking for some 'action' don't be shy, get your pic up :D
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:56 pm

Kos wrote:Well back on track here's a recent pic

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Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:46 am

Everyone needs a mask in their life for whatnot :D

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Or remove it as it gets a bit hot on the way down to Le mans even with the roof off.

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Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:58 pm

If thats your miata its epic and i love it

That place in italy looks beautiful snakey
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Me at Nottinghill carnival, propa executive with my red stripe

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:48 am

verde wrote:If thats your miata its epic and i love it

That place in italy looks beautiful snakey
'tis but my mates, it is rather epic.. and fricking low it's retarded haha - I'm in the passenger seat (although the does sort of look like I'm driving in the first one lol).

Also that was in France! Not sure where Italy came from but good effort mate :mad:
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:24 am

Green wrote:Also that was in France! Not sure where Italy came from but good effort mate :mad:
Keep up - that bit was aimed at me..
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:16 am

snakebrain wrote:
Green wrote:Also that was in France! Not sure where Italy came from but good effort mate :mad:
Keep up - that bit was aimed at me..
I think I'll call it a night and sleep now :o:
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:47 pm

Just because i have nothing better to do...

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:56 pm

Nice work. :snigger:


Another one of me holding a boat anchor in the air with one arm, left arm too!




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Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:53 am

leeparkes wrote:Nice work. :snigger:


Another one of me holding a boat anchor in the air with one arm, left arm too!






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:)
:eek: I'd rather look at your mother-in-law's camel toe, than that haggered old mug...!



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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:11 pm

Updated pic from gert is needed!
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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:19 pm

verde wrote:Updated pic from gert is needed!
Agreed plys one of his Mrs and Mother in law! Play the game Gert :D
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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:19 pm

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verde wrote:Updated pic from gert is needed!
Agreed plys one of his Mrs and Mother in law! Play the game Gert :D
Nobby has uploaded more than his fair share, now its your turn sir :cool:
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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:24 pm

verde wrote:
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verde wrote:Updated pic from gert is needed!
Agreed plys one of his Mrs and Mother in law! Play the game Gert :D
Nobby has uploaded more than his fair share, now its your turn sir :cool:
Hhahah. I don't have pics of myself on my pc, like you bunch of narcissistic fookers, But I'll try to find a recent one - just for you Verd (I know the old one I gave you has probably been wiped clean so often that you cannot see me on it any more.....winkeye ).

Other pics will be posted in Kinder, Nobby...... :D
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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:35 pm

Facebook Gert, right click "Copy image URL" and stick it in the image links :wink:

No excuses now!
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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:52 pm

ross_jsy wrote:Facebook Gert, right click "Copy image URL" and stick it in the image links :wink:

No excuses now!
Ross mate, I have mentioned I'm not on the Facebook. :D
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