Babes & Beemers

[jewels]

[Car-Nut]

wheres that car wash where the 4 birds are I think I'll go there today

[jewels]

[jewels]

[jewels]

[spikuzi]

wow

[DanThe]

"Are you here for a crutch service?"



Good job mr jewels

[tomson]

"Are you here for a crutch service?"



Good job mr jewels

[gareth]

someone's been busy!

[bazza93]

WOW think i just blew a gasket trolling through that lot looks like mr jewels is the top totty poster

[Ant]

I see some trouser fluff creeping in. not big nor clever.

just to remind people...

NO QUIM< NO DAY< NEVER , OK,

post quim shots, and recieve an instant lifetime ban, no second chances OK.



good pix though.......

[320Touring]

I see some trouser fluff creeping in. not big nor clever.

just to remind people...

NO QUIM< NO DAY< NEVER , OK,

post quim shots, and recieve an instant lifetime ban, no second chances OK.



good pix though.......

(to the tune of "Stingray")

Quimwatch, quimwatch,

daralaralara

Quimwatch, quimwatch,


etc

seriously though-what Ant says is the truth.

Quim=ban!

[DanThe]

Anti-quim FTW?

[billgatese30]

i think this label is more fitting dan

[Mahmood]

(to the tune of "Stingray")

Quimwatch, quimwatch,

daralaralara

Quimwatch, quimwatch,


etc

Off topic, but talking of Quim...check the guy's name at number 3

1 Stefan Kuntz
The former German international was a key figure at Euro 96 for both his team and the British tabloids.

2 Milan Fukal
The Czech defender was once on trial with Leeds and linked with a move to Manchester City but has since gone on to do Fukal. He now plays for hometown club FK 97.

3 Quim
The Portuguese keeper is actually called Joaquim Manuel Sampaio da Silva, but uses his nickname blissfully unaware at the delight he provides for English-speaking fans.


4 Ars Bandeet
This one could be an urban legend, but apparently this was the name of an Algerian international in the 1970s.

5 Johan de Kock
From a possible cock and bull story to a plain old Kock story. The former Dutch international is another Euro 96 veteran. He won the Uefa Cup with Schalke in 1997

6 Danny Shittu
The Nigerian international was recently relegated from the Premier League with Watford. The 6ft 3in is used to entertaining Football League stadium announces from his time with QPR.

7 Chiqui Arce
Another example of a Latin footballer exacerbating an already humorous name. Paraguay international Francisco Arce at one point had his name as Chiqui Arce on the back of his shirt.

8 David Goodwillie
Goodwillie became the youngest scorer in the SPL when he scored for Dundee United against Hibs in March. Now aged 18, Goodwillie will be entertaining fans for many years to come.

9 Rafael Scheidt
He's Scheidt and he knows he is. Rafael was signed for Celtic by the equally Scheidt management duo of Kenny Dalglish and John Barnes for £5 million. He started just one game and was shipped out by Martin O'Neill.

10 Segar Bastard
Bastard played for Upton Park and England in the late 19th century. He went on to become a referee and was therefore quite literally the Bastard in the black.

[bobafett]

I see some trouser fluff creeping in. not big nor clever.

just to remind people...

NO QUIM< NO DAY< NEVER , OK,

post quim shots, and recieve an instant lifetime ban, no second chances OK.



good pix though.......

(to the tune of "Stingray")

Quimwatch, quimwatch,

daralaralara

Quimwatch, quimwatch,


etc

seriously though-what Ant says is the truth.

Quim=ban!

Read that this morning mate and spat my coffee all over the screen of my works pc ! CANNOT GET STINGRAY TUNE OUT OF MY HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shane325i]

Just found these pair of beauties-

[Hyperion]

[bazza93]

hmmmm would'nt mind getting my leg over in the first pic ^^^

[franco90]

[quote="jewels"]

dude what is that between the legs sorry for asking it looks nasty it looks like extra skin

[franco90]

i dont mean to disrespect any one here just for the record

[DanThe]

dude what is that between the legs sorry for asking it looks nasty it looks like extra skin

Looks like she has a weakness for seconds on the trifle to me

Oh, and dont be dissin me innit breadbin

[pilotskillse30]

does this count...a custom mink blanket with my other pride and joy

[bazza93]

^^^^ i want one

[jewels]

[Hyperion]

very nice

[bobafett]

[dannyboy759]

[mk1nurburg]

hahaha, 5th pic down of dannyboy759.. the guy in thew stupid car looks disgusted at the 2 birds showin some love in front of his car. queer???

[Yaninnya]

I can't believe that for such a long time nobody posted in this thread. What hapened?
Jan

[treeseries]

i was looking today as it happens thinking about getting the miss'es on there once the cars finished.

i think zoner babes should do a calendar for charity

[bmwscorpion]

A few more..

[slinky]

mk1nurburg wrote: hahaha, 5th pic down of dannyboy759.. the guy in thew stupid car looks disgusted at the 2 birds showin some love in front of his car. queer???

looks more like he's doing something a little more dodgy, would hate to see what he's doing behind the car door...

[Hyperion]

Just thought i would rescue this tread...

[whipsey]