My anoying celebrity island.(celebrity in the looses sense).

[ah]

I've got an island where I would like to ship off all these patronising and anoying celebrities.your are welcome to add to the list.
1 Dermot oleary.
2 Ben fogle
3 Ed sheeran (you can't get away from him)
4 Davina McCall
5 Ema Willis
6 James cordon
7 Mary berry (same reason as Ed sheeran)
8 Kirsty alsop
9 Bjork
10 rev Kate (off of gogle box)
11 Christian and Jerry hoaner
12 Micheal mctyre
13 Cathine gee (escape to the country)
14 Nigel ferarge
15 Tony Blackburn
16 Kevin bacon (ee advert)





You can't put anyone on the list they have to be anoying,patronising,etc

[martauto]

1 Dermot oleary.
2 Ben fogle
3 Ed sheeran (you can't get away from him)
4 Davina McCall
5 Ema Willis
6 James cordon
7 Mary berry (same reason as Ed sheeran)
8 Kirsty alsop
9 Bjork
10 rev Kate (off of google box)
11 Christian and Jerry hoaner
12 Micheal mctyre
13 Nigel ferarge
14 Tony Blackburn
15 Kevin bacon (ee advert )
16 The one show (their names I forget)


Mart.

[ah]

We need names for security reasons on the island

[Steve]

17. Amanda Holden

[ah]

Yes nice one Steve

[Satan]

Ed Sheeran owns an M3.

[sweep]

What about talentless celebs?

[ah]

Ed Sheeran owns an M3.

If it's an E30 M3 he gets a free pass off the island,any other M3 I'll could consider it.

[Speedtouch]

The omnipotent Jamie Bleeding Oliver.

[ah]

Yer theve got a baker,but not a cook so he's on the island

[magpie]

18. James Arthur , sick of his suicidal songs all day almost back to back on capital radio , switch to metro fm more james Arthur no escape !

[Satan]

All of the Kartrashidans and Daily Mail journalists......

[Jesus325iTouring]

Drew Pritchard off that junk telly program, perfectly fits all the required criteria.

[Topblag]

Janet Street Bastard Porter.

[Cloggy Saint]

Anyone who appears on a tv show that has 'celebrity' in the title.

[ah]

Janet Street Bastard Porter.

PERFECT she drive everyone nuts!

[Satan]

Tony Blair with 50 Iraqi's

[martauto]

We need names for security reasons on the island

1 Dermot oleary.
2 Ben fogle
3 Ed sheeran (you can't get away from him)
4 Davina McCall
5 Ema Willis
6 James cordon
7 Mary berry (same reason as Ed sheeran)
8 Kirsty alsop
9 Bjork
10 rev Kate (off of google box)
11 Christian and Jerry hoaner
12 Micheal mctyre
13 Nigel ferarge
14 Tony Blackburn
15 Kevin bacon (ee advert )
16 Matt Baker


Mart.

[sweep]

Cheryl Cole

[Cloggy Saint]

I haven't heard of a lot of these names but I'll assume they're vacuous oxygen thieves. I'm afraid I have to insist that Tony Blackburn is removed from the list, he's so bad that he's brilliant!

[Satan]

We need names for security reasons on the island

1 Dermot oleary.
2 Ben fogle
3 Ed sheeran (you can't get away from him)
4 Davina McCall
5 Ema Willis
6 James cordon
7 Mary berry (same reason as Ed sheeran)
8 Kirsty alsop
9 Bjork
10 rev Kate (off of google box)
11 Christian and Jerry hoaner
12 Micheal mctyre
13 Nigel ferarge
14 Tony Blackburn
15 Kevin bacon (ee advert )
16 Matt Baker
17 Mart

[Gert_8]

The ginger p rick that did top gear - I forget his name

Katie Price

That really fat one from Towie(?) that has a face like a pig and is the size of a bus, yet still thinks she's good looking - deluded bint!

Jeremy Clarkeson

[Jesus325iTouring]

Bono, a proper div in all respects. And The Edge, purely for having a stupid name. Oh f uck it, just sling the whole of lot of U2 in there.

[ah]

Bono, a proper div in all respects. And The Edge, purely for having a stupid name. Oh f uck it, just sling the whole of lot of U2 in there.

Yer ok I suppose they need bit of entertainment on this island

[Jesus325iTouring]

Lovely, good thing is they will probably all be killed and eaten when everyone is sick of the same sounding music and Bonio blabbing on about eco sh1t

[steve_k]

Drew Pritchard off that junk telly program, perfectly fits all the required criteria.

met him once in wales, what a complete shit speckled Muppet fart

[steve_k]

well no one else has said it,

ant & dec, talent less morcome & wise wannabe's.

[Jesus325iTouring]

Drew Pritchard off that junk telly program, perfectly fits all the required criteria.

met him once in wales, what a complete shit speckled Muppet fart

So his TV persona is as is in "real life" tw4t.

[sweep]

What’s he like Steve...?

[steve_k]

Rog, Yep exactly the same on screen as off screen,

Pete/sweep, he's one of those that after 5mins you either want to slap him or walk away.

[ah]

I be just thought of another one off to the island,the saviour himself Martin Lewis off of that f ing anoying money programe

[Tedswagon]

Drew Pritchard off that junk telly program, perfectly fits all the required criteria.

He has a white E30 318is.

[ah]

Drew Pritchard off that junk telly program, perfectly fits all the required criteria.

He has a white E30 318is.

Votes for free pass !

[bab-91]

18. Tim Shaw


No explanation needed.

[ah]

Claudia wikleman.