I love Pub Talk because

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I visit pub talk because

I love the banter
7
18%
I have no friends
6
15%
I am grooming Verde
4
10%
I am hoping for an invite for the Ratch / Kos wedding
2
5%
I like typing 'back passage'
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5%
I think Rav has a boat
8
20%
Daimlerman is older than god. I'm just Here to see he's still alive ;-)
6
15%
Is Barry still banned?
5
13%
 
Total votes: 40
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Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:52 pm

Jesus wer on page 6. Will read this at work tomorrow morning
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:51 am

And now the votes are in...it seems the most common reason for visiting Pub Talk is the hope of being taken deep sea angling by Rav... :D :D
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:01 am

:D
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:48 am

Haha. Cap'n fishy fingers! :D
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:56 pm

Now this thread has degenerated into a perfect example of all that is wrong with this car forum.

It was started as a bit of fun,but has,due to a number of the 'usual suspects' fallen into the ''near 'orrible posts''.

This is a forum where car enthusiasts can get together to discuss cars and their problems,if you want to 'groom',then please go and use the other websites that are aimed at your particular fetish.

I'm as broad-minded as most,but I do feel that this sort of inuendo is just plain wrong on a car based family friendly forum.

When I was a mod,the question that I asked myself when viewing something 'questionable' was:
'Would I like to see my grandchildren reading this?'
If the answer was 'no',then the thread was locked or deleted.

End of rant.
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:03 pm

daimlerman wrote:Now this thread has degenerated into a perfect example of all that is wrong with this car forum.

It was started as a bit of fun,but has,due to a number of the 'usual suspects' fallen into the ''near 'orrible posts''.

This is a forum where car enthusiasts can get together to discuss cars and their problems,if you want to 'groom',then please go and use the other websites that are aimed at your particular fetish.

I'm as broad-minded as most,but I do feel that this sort of inuendo is just plain wrong on a car based family friendly forum.

When I was a mod,the question that I asked myself when viewing something 'questionable' was:
'Would I like to see my grandchildren reading this?'
If the answer was 'no',then the thread was locked or deleted.

End of rant.
I'm afraid I have to agree. It's the same shit different toilet these days. Every thread seemingly degenerates into the same "Have you had his arse yet?" type banter. I like a bit of banter but it's getting a bit ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz if I'm honest.
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:05 pm

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When I was a mod...
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Seems fitting right now :D


But I do agree... Page after page of proper dripple is being posted on the zone at the minute. With all of it not actually being funny :roll:
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:11 pm

snakebrain wrote:And now the votes are in...it seems the most common reason for visiting Pub Talk is the hope of being taken deep sea angling by Rav... :D :D
Man the wheel rav we want sea bound adventures :D
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:20 pm

I agree - all this bumming talk, just isn't funny. You lot, get a grip - you know who you are!



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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:29 pm

Gert_8 wrote:I agree - all this bumming talk, just isn't funny. You lot, get a grip - you know who you are!



:D
But DO you?

Just how much of this kind of rubbish have YOU posted,not just on this thread?

Enough is enough,please start posting in a 'proper' manner from now!
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:37 pm

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Gert_8 wrote:I agree - all this bumming talk, just isn't funny. You lot, get a grip - you know who you are!



:D
But DO you?

Just how much of this kind of rubbish have YOU posted,not just on this thread?

Enough is enough,please start posting in a 'proper' manner from now!
I've never posted such rubbish in all my years on this forum..!
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:47 pm

Gertrude your a fuckin wind up merchant haha. But yeah the forum does always degrade into nastiness and it ruins the funny side when jokes do arise. Id be interested to see a statistical representation of how many thread have and havnt involved heinous humour and rape accusations
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:49 pm

verde wrote:Gertrude your a fuckin wind up merchant haha. But yeah the forum does always degrade into nastiness and it ruins the funny side when jokes do arise. Id be interested to see a statistical representation of how many thread have and havnt involved heinous humour and rape accusations
So would I, Verde!!.

I'll have you all know, it was a close call between me and the Argie for the new Pope's job...
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:50 pm

Statistically, the Zone is chock full of Homoscedasticity and mean deviance! :wink:
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:55 pm

Gert_8 wrote:
verde wrote:Gertrude your a fuckin wind up merchant haha. But yeah the forum does always degrade into nastiness and it ruins the funny side when jokes do arise. Id be interested to see a statistical representation of how many thread have and havnt involved heinous humour and rape accusations
So would I, Verde!!.

I'll have you all know, it was a close call between me and the Argie for the new Pope's job...
I interviewed for a job at a solicitors yesterday as an entry level role hoping to train up and perhaps become an estate agent , maybe a lawyer if i was that way inclined. I imagine I could make a mint defending you deviants :P
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:59 pm

Perhaps when the forum stops referring to the cars as "Turds" and "shitters" things might get a little more sensible.

As for defending deviants - ask Daimleman for his list - and I better not be on it!
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:04 pm

diable wrote:You won't cut it as an estate agnt as you need to be a scheming lieing git and a driving licence the same as for a lawyer but you'd need a degree......
For some odd reason you think that because I do not yet own a driving license. Its an unreachable task and goal I will never over come. I do however, feel somewhat flattered you feel im not a big enough cunt to become...basically an employed professional lying cunt

I dont think I would make a lawyer, couldnt do the course ( but for the sake of the joke it was worth mentioning :P )
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:30 pm

Habaeus papam!! We have a new Zone pope.. :D

Actually we were just trying to help a sensitive young man come to terms with his secret longings. And once we'd finished with diable, we were going to wind pony up a bit about his hankering for Gert... :D
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:41 pm

Who is PM'ing Damilerman accusing me of baiting him?! - hands up, fellas...! Let's deal with this right now, in the open. This thread is about to get locked..

Do NOT spam my PM account! :evil:
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:45 pm

diable wrote:Oh Gert, go and molest some of your office staff............. before they go off to ready themselves for the rugby.
He only needs one hand for that..
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:47 pm

Gert_8 wrote:Who is PM'ing Damilerman accusing me of baiting him?! - hands up, fellas...! Let's deal with this right now, in the open. This thread is about to get locked..

Do NOT spam my PM account! :evil:
Yeah, I thought not - Fecking Pussies! :twisted:
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Gert_8 wrote:Who is PM'ing Damilerman accusing me of baiting him?! - hands up, fellas...! Let's deal with this right now, in the open. This thread is about to get locked..

Do NOT spam my PM account! :evil:

Seriously?.
If that,s true it,s bang out of order.

Not only that but it will defeat what i think was a very
clever ploy, by Fi, to draw male attention away from some other
threads , that were fast becoming silly.
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:51 pm

gooner1 wrote:other threads , that were fast becoming silly.
You'd consider this one sensible?! :D
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:05 pm

diable wrote:
snakebrain wrote:
gooner1 wrote:other threads , that were fast becoming silly.
You'd consider this one sensible?! :D
Compared to some of the previous threads then thats a yes......
Well, relatively speaking.......
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:08 pm

gooner1 wrote:
diable wrote:
snakebrain wrote: You'd consider this one sensible?! :D
Compared to some of the previous threads then thats a yes......
Well, relatively speaking.......
It was intended to be a bit of a joke but on better moral grounds, which is was....for a while
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:17 pm

verde wrote:It was intended to be a bit of a joke but on better moral grounds, which is was....for a while
Damn pony and his fixation with gert's love spuds... :D
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:25 pm

This thread contains epic amount of FAIL............ :( :( :D
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Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:40 pm

Yawn...


Stop tattling to each other in secret, stop layering every single thread with bumming this and bumming that, the odd banter is fine, but every thread it gets really boring really fast (no jokes please!).

Can we not have a day where we don't act like 5 year olds?
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