No one believes ita a 1.8 lol

[Dubaholic]

Everyone i take out in my car is surprised how well my baby 318is goes, i had a lil play with a 2.9 v6 sierra xr4x4 the other day and i was pulling on him in 3rd gear if we wasnt coming up to a speed camera i wud of easily taken him,
i was then following my mate he has got a 240bhp 200sx s13 and around the town i was keeping with him he only started pulling on me in 3rd but still not by much, so we had a proper drag race he done me str8 from the start but only beat me by one car length which aint bad, i then raced 2 307 v6 pugs and they only beat me by a car length too, i then had loads of people asking me wat my car was i said its a 1.8 they cudnt believe it.
thats made me quite happy i now arranging a few more races i got a mate with a fiesta rs1800 i drove that and i reckon i will do him, my other mates got a mk2 golf gti i drove that and i reckon he will beat me.
Them 1.8is engines are good im impressed.

[SDM]

i live my life 10 seconds at a time.

[Dubaholic]

lol i dont will let u know when i run the old girl up the pod.

[munky30]

I raced a bmw da uvva day, on foot, I whupped his sorry ass.

All da bitches at da bus stop woz well impressed.

sorry did I say bmw... I meant bmx.

[Rosc0PColtrane]

Everyone i take out in my car is surprised how well my baby 318is goes, i had a lil play with a 2.9 v6 sierra xr4x4 the other day and i was pulling on him in 3rd gear if we wasnt coming up to a speed camera i wud of easily taken him,
i was then following my mate he has got a 240bhp 200sx s13 and around the town i was keeping with him he only started pulling on me in 3rd but still not by much, so we had a proper drag race he done me str8 from the start but only beat me by one car length which aint bad, i then raced 2 307 v6 pugs and they only beat me by a car length too, i then had loads of people asking me wat my car was i said its a 1.8 they cudnt believe it.
thats made me quite happy i now arranging a few more races i got a mate with a fiesta rs1800 i drove that and i reckon i will do him, my other mates got a mk2 golf gti i drove that and i reckon he will beat me.
Them 1.8is engines are good im impressed.

For those that are unaware, here we have a great demonstration as to why young males are subjected to the highest insurance premiums.

Tit. If you feel the need to explore your cars limits, do it on a track, not around towns where it's not just your own life that you are taking into your own hands by driving like a muppet. High street dick waving is for loosers.

A track will also show you where your wheezy 4 pot sits when compared to cars that have engines that are nearly twice the displacement or twice the bhp. No kudos in the traffic light grand prix.

[snoops]

whats the spec of your iS?

[Jon_Bmw]

Thats funny we have a 260bhp s13 that would dick an e30 m3(in a straight line) and probably be very close to e36 m3 evo. But I have been hearing good things about these 318is' so it would probably be an even race...

Galavanised shells....
Bullet Proof timing chain tensioners...
Uncrackable heads...
Strong profile gaskets...

As for racing round town, innit blud.

[Dubaholic]

The strip we use is on an industrial estate and we block all roads leading to it, i dont wanna take someones life cuz i was driving dangerously. i aint mug who dont care about others.
only yesterday a 20 year old girl was killed not far from my house, a 34 year old in his his MG ZR hit into the central reservation the car was flipped into the air and took out the girl in mid air right in front of her bf he was completly unhurt, imagine being that driver it wakes u up to not boot it around towns.

[Dubaholic]

My mates s13 has a welded diff so the launching aint good so was quite a fair race, will see how well i do against another mates one his just gotta run it in.

Spec is standard pretty much, got a k&n which i wanna get rid of and a full powerflow exhaust system. dont think nothing else been down to the engine. i not down nothing apart from fix it lol

[SDM]

i not down nothing apart from fix it lol

brilliant!

[Rosc0PColtrane]

The strip we use is on an industrial estate and we block all roads leading to it, i dont wanna take someones life cuz i was driving dangerously. i aint mug who dont care about others.
only yesterday a 20 year old girl was killed not far from my house, a 34 year old in his his MG ZR hit into the central reservation the car was flipped into the air and took out the girl in mid air right in front of her bf he was completly unhurt, imagine being that driver it wakes u up to not boot it around towns.

Industrial Estate?

i had a lil play with a 2.9 v6 sierra xr4x4 the other day and i was pulling on him in 3rd gear if we wasnt coming up to a speed camera i wud of easily taken him,

Work in recruiting, seen a few industrial estates in my time, none with speed cameras.

i was then following my mate he has got a 240bhp 200sx s13 and around the town i was keeping with him he only started pulling on me in 3rd but still not by much

No mention of an industrial estate??

That last quote show's the level of dillusion you are displaying. Either your mates car is not 240bhp or he wasn't trying. So the after thought of an industrial estate, is that too?

Either way, it's still wreckless. Do it on a track, get it out of your system. Come back with sensible posts. Alternatively stay here, get flamed and get Pwn3d.

You admitted to driving wrecklessly, so you obviously think your "last and the furious driving skills make you invincible. It's such a blatant display of arrogance, seeing as you perform these feats of devilry in the knowledge that it kills, yet continue to believe it is acceptable.

[SDM]

It's such a blatant display of arrogance

we wouldn't want that now would we?

[Rosc0PColtrane]

The strip we use is on an industrial estate and we block all roads leading to it, i dont wanna take someones life cuz i was driving dangerously. i aint mug who dont care about others.
only yesterday a 20 year old girl was killed not far from my house, a 34 year old in his his MG ZR hit into the central reservation the car was flipped into the air and took out the girl in mid air right in front of her bf he was completly unhurt, imagine being that driver it wakes u up to not boot it around towns.

Does your mate sit in his dominos pizza delivery car, with walkie talkies, to let you know when the cops are coming too??

[Jon_Bmw]

Well a welded diff would also make you accelerate faster...

God help you at the corners though.

Anyway perhaps piss about on a track, I can see the Daily Essexs next headline:

"318is Defies a cracked head, but couldn't defy a brick wall"

[Rosc0PColtrane]

Well a welded diff would also make you accelerate faster...

God help you at the corners though.

Anyway perhaps **** about on a track, I can see the Daily Essexs next headline:

"318is Defies a cracked head, but couldn't defy a brick wall"

"Buckfast sales slump after mass chav crash."

[tristan325]

Having spent an inordinate amount of time on bimmerforums.com I can personally vouch that the 318iS is THE fastest standard BMW you can buy. One members iS did a 0-60 in under 5 seconds! And it was standard apart from a halfords filter and peco cherry bomb.

All these nay sayers don't what they're on about!

Well wikid drivin bruv, Keep it up yeah and you may win that Darwin Award you so rightly deserve!

[Rosc0PColtrane]

It's such a blatant display of arrogance

we wouldn't want that now would we?

[Dubaholic]

I do play around the town on roads i feel comfortable doin so late at nite.

as for the industrial estate if u read i then say we went and had a proper drag race tht was at the estate,
i did think he wasnt trying but he told me he was, ill get the spec list for his car if needs be, he bought it from up midlands is a full on drift car so not for str8 line speed.

I am going to a track day event this year see wat i learn, i know people who go to these all the time and it dont stop them having a play on the roads.

I bought an e30 to have fun, i didnt buy one to polish it.

[Rosc0PColtrane]

Having spent an inordinate amount of time on bimmerforums.com I can personally vouch that the 318iS is THE fastest standard BMW you can buy. One members iS did a 0-60 in under 5 seconds! And it was standard apart from a halfords filter and peco cherry bomb.

All these nay sayers don't what they're on about!

Well wikid drivin bruv, Keep it up yeah and you may win that Darwin Award you so rightly deserve!

Just thinking about those 'Darwin Awards'....

[tristan325]

Having spent an inordinate amount of time on bimmerforums.com I can personally vouch that the 318iS is THE fastest standard BMW you can buy. One members iS did a 0-60 in under 5 seconds! And it was standard apart from a halfords filter and peco cherry bomb.

All these nay sayers don't what they're on about!

Well wikid drivin bruv, Keep it up yeah and you may win that Darwin Award you so rightly deserve!

Just thinking about those 'Darwin Awards'....

Oh yes! A definate candidate.

[Jon_Bmw]

Well a welded diff would also make you accelerate faster...

God help you at the corners though.

Anyway perhaps **** about on a track, I can see the Daily Essexs next headline:

"318is Defies a cracked head, but couldn't defy a brick wall"

"Buckfast sales slump after mass chav crash."

"Galvanised Shell to strong for innocent 9 year old walking back from the pub"

[Dubaholic]

All depends on the driver with the welded diff, got another mate he was struggling up santa pod launching with his welder.

Im getting mixed reactions with this post theres loads of different types of people on here so if u not into illegal racing dont come and post to moan.

[GDBN]

I think it's the K&N that the power comes from.

[SDM]

Im getting mixed reactions with this post

no your not, everyone is taking the piss and everyone thinks your a dick.

[Rosc0PColtrane]

I do play around the town on roads i feel comfortable doin so late at nite.

as for the industrial estate if u read i then say we went and had a proper drag race tht was at the estate,
i did think he wasnt trying but he told me he was, ill get the spec list for his car if needs be, he bought it from up midlands is a full on drift car so not for str8 line speed.

I am going to a track day event this year see wat i learn, i know people who go to these all the time and it dont stop them having a play on the roads.

I bought an e30 to have fun, i didnt buy one to polish it.

I bet Lewis Hamilton must be relieved that a driver of your prowess hasn't made it onto the f1 grid, I bet they're especially pleased not to race at night seeing as you obviously have the ability to stop things crosisng your path at warp 6, keeping them apart much like Moses split the Red sea! Alonso would nevAr be able to hold you back while you race in your comfort zone.

Industrial estate was a convenient add on. Did you not read my post? So not only do you drive in a god like fashion which gives you control over peoples lives, you also fail to make basic observations.

I think you should learn basic English before going anywhere near a track.

Quite right a track will provide a learning experience, however that reads as "I don't really know how to drive a car properly yet but it 's still ok for me to drive dangerously on public roads and endager anyone out once the sun goes down"

I don't see russian roulette as a very fun game.

[Dubaholic]

I dunno ill have a fiddle im gonna fit a standard airbox and see the difference then try a panel filter, see wat i think is best.

[Rosc0PColtrane]

All depends on the driver with the welded diff, got another mate he was struggling up santa pod launching with his welder.

Im getting mixed reactions with this post theres loads of different types of people on here so if u not into illegal racing dont come and post to moan.

One of the reasons it's illegal is to protect halfwits like you from themselves. You clearly lack the basic comprehension to understand the gravity of what you are doing. So the government does it for you.

Yet you defy it. Hence being a nominee for the Darwin Award.

[Dubaholic]

lmfao

[Rosc0PColtrane]

I dunno ill have a fiddle im gonna fit a standard airbox and see the difference then try a panel filter, see wat i think is best.

It's best you hang up your car keys until you are old enough to take responsibilty for your actions

[Rosc0PColtrane]

FFS

"Krooz"

I think you need to by some iluminated washer jets, let everyone know how much of a w@nker you are before you arrive. You'll fit in with all your barry mates and their corsas. In fact sell the BM and buy a saxo.

[Dubaholic]

not hanging up my car keys just yet,

i didnt make this post to start arguments,
You may think i just think this but my driving aint that bad i know plenty of people who drive alot worse than me.

as for the industrial estate take a look at this-

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1331536.0.0.php

[Rosc0PColtrane]

not hanging up my car keys just yet,

i didnt make this post to start arguments,
You may think i just think this but my driving aint that bad i know plenty of people who drive alot worse than me.

as for the industrial estate take a look at this-

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1331536.0.0.php

Quoting your barry mates as justification for your sh!t driving doesn't wash.

Generally people who assume their driving is ok are ignorant of their faults and dangerous.

You tosser, the report is nothing to gloat about. Shows how much of a moron you really are and the contempt you have for law and the lives of other people.

I hope maxfield reads this and understands it's the actions of tw@ts like you that stop him from being able to insure the car he wants.

You really are a burden on society. You're taking upthe air someone who contributes more could be breathing. Grow up fast or you wont grow up at all.

[SDM]

You may think i just think this but my driving aint that bad i know plenty of people who drive alot worse than me.

just because someone else "drive alot worse than me" doesn't equate to your driving being 'good'

[SDM]

as for the industrial estate take a look at this-

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1331536.0.0.php

fantastic!!

"One cruiser, Marc Payne, 18, of Sugden Avenue, Wickford, claims to have spent £30,000 modifying his Vauxhall Corsa"

either

A) He is lying

B) Immensly in debt

C) got a good job but has wasted it all in one year on a corsa


But, he is definately stupid.

And an idiot.

[Rosc0PColtrane]

as for the industrial estate take a look at this-

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1331536.0.0.php

fantastic!!

"One cruiser, Marc Payne, 18, of Sugden Avenue, Wickford, claims to have spent £30,000 modifying his Vauxhall Corsa"

either

A) He is lying

B) Immensly in debt

C) got a good job but has wasted it all in one year on a corsa


But, he is definately stupid.

And an idiot.

Why not buy a good car you like the look of to start with. Twunt!! Barry Boys are stupid!