bmw alternative tool kit

[gazza]

saw this on another web site dont know if its been on here before some of you will see the funny side to this described as the e30 alternative tool kit
Alligator clips to permanently connect your SI board batteries to the useless front seat heating element wiring harness

Small coin with a hole drilled in the middle to replace your ICV.

Black duct tape to cover your Brake Lining warning light

Time release dry ice packets to reduce engine compartment heat

Drano for unplugging those pesky sunroof drains

Scratch and sniff imitation leather scent for leatherette interiors

Krylon bar-be-que paint for emergencies when you spot any chrome or bare metal parts on your car

Guppie Food to feed the fish that have taken up residence in your wheel wells

Vial of Norwegian cod liver oil to treat an onset of the Caradian Effect

Double stick tape to serve as drinkholders

Ice pick to be used to access or exit the vehicle in the event of a failure of either the self-locking system or the window switches

National GeographicԚ's Ԛ“Sounds of NatureԚâ€a CD to diagnose whether the groans and grunts you hear are because your guibo is failing or you just ran over a moose

Heating pads to treat whiplash when your Throttle Position Switch fails

Ԛ“Call GusԚâ€a emergency road signs

Mobile Traditions parts CD Ԛ—a one side with all original parts codes, the other side a recording of U2Ôš's Ԛ“Still HavenÔš't Found What IÔš'm LookinÔš' ForԚâ€a

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[billgatese30]

National Geographic’s “Sounds of Nature” CD to diagnose whether the groans and grunts you hear are because your guibo is failing or you just ran over a moose

Mobile Traditions parts CD – one side with all original parts codes, the other side a recording of U2’s “Still Haven’t Found What I’m Lookin’ For”

fecking brilliant