Top annoying things the public say to you about your E30 !
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ah
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1 , is that a 325i
Born on the 23 April 1990 320i Alpinweiss ll kabriolett! (SOLD BUT NOT FORGOTTEN !)
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BristolE30
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2. Is that the 328i (even though do not exist)
BMW E30 316 ‘87
BMW E30 325i ‘88
Bristol, UK
BMW E30 325i ‘88
Bristol, UK
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Cloggy Saint
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martauto
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Is it a vintage ???
How old is it ? 1987, does not look 87 years old
Mart.
How old is it ? 1987, does not look 87 years old
Mart.
Only the E46 cab left now.
Just got too old.
Just got too old.
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is it for sale?.
i can get one just like that for £500 (well crack on then).
is it an m3? (if its a sport).
my dad/uncle had one like that, an alpina i think it was.
thats a couple i've heard over the years.
i can get one just like that for £500 (well crack on then).
is it an m3? (if its a sport).
my dad/uncle had one like that, an alpina i think it was.
thats a couple i've heard over the years.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
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ah
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Yer you got the idea,
What about, How long you have you had it ?
What about, How long you have you had it ?
Born on the 23 April 1990 320i Alpinweiss ll kabriolett! (SOLD BUT NOT FORGOTTEN !)
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flybynite
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"When will it be finished?"

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coopman
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Not the public, but my wife... "Why have you bought that? People will think we can't afford a proper car".
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rix313
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Every time I tell people I have E30's they always say 'oh is it a M3'
To be fair when ever I've bene out in it, people always come over and reminisce about them, their parents, uncle, best friend etc who had one and how much they loved it!
To be fair when ever I've bene out in it, people always come over and reminisce about them, their parents, uncle, best friend etc who had one and how much they loved it!
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Radar
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#1 for me is:
It’s a replica, they never made E30 M3 in convertible
It’s a replica, they never made E30 M3 in convertible

E30 M3 Convertible
911 Turbo S
CLS63 Shooting brake
911 Turbo S
CLS63 Shooting brake
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"cool car, I have always loved the classics"
Everyone has the right to reach the level of their own incompetence.
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hennabm
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ooh that must be worth a mint.
didn't know they did a 323 - thought they were all 325s.
is that a coupe -
didn't know they did a 323 - thought they were all 325s.
is that a coupe -
'82 323i henna
'90 320iSE sterling silver No more!
'10 116d Sport Red - MkI
'12 1.4 Punto Easy Exotica Red
'11 X3 3.0d SE
'89 240 DL Estate
'90 320iSE sterling silver No more!
'10 116d Sport Red - MkI
'12 1.4 Punto Easy Exotica Red
'11 X3 3.0d SE
'89 240 DL Estate
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Ukhozi
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Did I hit it? Never mind, it's only an 'OLD CAR',, Grrrrr.
Why don't you chop it in for a newer one? (New plastic spastic, electronic nightmare, no thanks)
Nice but heavy on fuel aren't they? (No)
How long has it had the boy racer skirts on? (Always).
And
Insurance company, "Can't insure it at agreed value, it's too old". (that's that whole point).
And a whole lot more but usually compliments and fond memories.
Why don't you chop it in for a newer one? (New plastic spastic, electronic nightmare, no thanks)
Nice but heavy on fuel aren't they? (No)
How long has it had the boy racer skirts on? (Always).
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Insurance company, "Can't insure it at agreed value, it's too old". (that's that whole point).
And a whole lot more but usually compliments and fond memories.
Everyone has the right to reach the level of their own incompetence.
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Joe Public = that’s nice old girl.
Neighbours = you still no finished that.
Wife = how much this time?
Daughter = you taxed it yet?
Neighbours = you still no finished that.
Wife = how much this time?
Daughter = you taxed it yet?
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23 year old sexy lass in a short skirt "how far back do the seats recline"
I may have made that one up.........
I may have made that one up.........
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fixedwheelnut
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I have had that five times in last two months often as sitting in traffic in London
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Satan
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I always say "make me an offer as I know what they go for" as everything is for sale at the right price, if you want it then pay the monies but they think you are naive/clueless and can get the car for £2k.fixedwheelnut wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:32 pmI have had that five times in last two months often as sitting in traffic in London![]()
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ChrisHC
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"Do you mind if I take a picture of it?"
That was said to me at Dover when I was waiting for a ferry, by two lads who had walked down a line of Ferraris, Lambos, Astons and other exotics without stopping. The exotics were off on some sort of Gumball event.. It quite impressed my wife who had no idea that E30s were much admired.
Not actually an annoying thing of course!
That was said to me at Dover when I was waiting for a ferry, by two lads who had walked down a line of Ferraris, Lambos, Astons and other exotics without stopping. The exotics were off on some sort of Gumball event.. It quite impressed my wife who had no idea that E30s were much admired.
Not actually an annoying thing of course!
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steve_k
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Satan wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:53 pmI always say "make me an offer as I know what they go for" as everything is for sale at the right price, if you want it then pay the monies but they think you are naive/clueless and can get the car for £2k.fixedwheelnut wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:32 pmI have had that five times in last two months often as sitting in traffic in London![]()
the local rep for the H/A i'm with thought they were pretty cheap till i gave him the full spec of my sport & then showed him the agreed value for the insurance (minimum £18K) & i told him if he wanted to buy it he'd be looking in that region price wise before i'd even entertain the idea of selling to him,
i couldn't help but laugh when his face dropped
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)

