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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:23 pm

They can't handle they don't have a Sport innit

I found a note left on the Sport ....


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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:24 pm

Well done Pacerpete
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:34 pm

HA HA HA HA H!!!!!!!!!!!

you knew it was going to happen sooner or later soni :D
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:40 pm

At least it wasnt found on your seat wrapped around a brick :)
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:41 pm

That comes next. It can only be a matter of time before the car or him gets a good kicking.
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:45 pm

DanThe wrote:At least it wasnt found on your seat wrapped around a brick :)
that will go through his living room window in time winkeye
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:47 pm


if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:49 pm

mmmm Pony

I detect many zoners are impressed with you learning to drive an e30 in a spirited way

However......doing that in a built up area might not be very responsible......

Maybe something to think about
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:57 pm

Im surprised you havnt got bitchezz lining up to watch you diffin outside your house

Whats 'Hounslow' like then?
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:00 pm

Pony strikes again.
How sad
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:01 pm

Any video yet Pony?
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:04 pm

Poor old Nobby will spit out his love eggs when he clocks this thread ! :D
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:13 pm

Oh my fooooking god Christmas has come early! Haha who ever did this is a legend! I'm with Danthe, surprised it wasn't wrapped to brick but hey there's always next time! Class pure class
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:15 pm

Mr BMW Man. :)
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:22 pm

I reckon it was one of ponys spurned bitches, possibly the eastie whose curtains he ruffled . The English is a bit elementary. Haterz everywhere :)
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:27 pm

I bet you wrote that yourself Pone..........The english is too polite.


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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:31 pm

He had the cheek to call me this morning and blame me 8O

I don't even know where he lives !!!!

Anyhow, it's highly amusing

Looks like you need to back off before you are stung :D
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:41 pm

Kos wrote:He had the cheek to call me this morning and blame me 8O

I don't even know where he lives !!!!

Anyhow, it's highly amusing

Looks like you need to back off before you are stung :D
Really, blamed you? :roll: :?
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:45 pm

Nah, don't let pussy's put you off Pony. You carry on mate.











Until you f ucking kill someones' son or daughter when you run out of already limited talent! :(

I doubt any of us are angels but the fact you advertise the fact you drive like a cock all over the web, is alone, enough to have you banged up in my book. And we have to remember what a lovely picture it paints of the zone as well. :?
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:47 pm

Well said Trevor.

This sounds like a Zone Gold :mad:
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:32 pm

pony wrote:They can't handle they don't have a Sport innit

I found a note left on the Sport ....


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They must think because you're brown you're from hounslow. Maybe you should correct them and write notes and place them on the other cars saying you're from ilford and what you do is called drifting so please "recognise" :D
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:51 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:51 pm

Priceless :D
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:55 pm

The Hoods dissin you blud, innit. :)
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:10 pm

Kos wrote:
pony wrote:They can't handle they don't have a Sport innit

I found a note left on the Sport ....


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They must think because you're brown you're from hounslow. Maybe you should correct them and write notes and place them on the other cars saying you're from ilford and what you do is called drifting so please "recognise" :D

LOL

Yes from f00king Ilford not that sh1thole Hounslow,
The f00kimg cheek
And is not even donuts is just exiting a junction
Clearly they don't know what a donut is
I think is my next door neighbour who has 2006 E55 AMG Touring or one of the Volvo 4x4, Audi Q7 4x4 types !

Surely cannot be another BMW driver !
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:11 pm

pacerpete wrote:Poor old Nobby will spit out his love eggs when he clocks this thread ! :D
LOL

Finally had the Sport loving hand washed by the £5 Easties car wash so looks "less Hounslow like" :-)

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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:29 pm

You can take pony out of "houndslow" but can't take "houndslow" out of pony a˜a
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:33 pm

Rav335uk wrote:I bet you wrote that yourself Pone..........The english is too polite.


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U r a sad bruv if u honestly think i wrote that !

I have my suspicions including a few zoners
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:45 pm

pony wrote:
Rav335uk wrote:I bet you wrote that yourself Pone..........The english is too polite.


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U r a sad bruv if u honestly think i wrote that !

I have my suspicions including a few zoners

I am gutted I never thought of it :( Knowing that you would post it, my disgruntled neighbour note would have been much more eloquent with copious amounts of hating ! :D
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:52 pm

Kos wrote:
pony wrote:They can't handle they don't have a Sport innit

I found a note left on the Sport ....


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They must think because you're brown you're from hounslow. Maybe you should correct them and write notes and place them on the other cars saying you're from ilford and what you do is called drifting so please "recognise" :D
Ilford, Hounslow.. same thing.. asian chavs with plastic bodged up cars driving like tossers..

Now I'm not tarring Pony with that brush, but you can't do that sort of behavior in Chiswick without disturbing the middle class lot with sticks up their arse..

In all seriousness though, if you're driving that recklessly for them to put a note on your car, then i think it's time to reign it in before someone gets hurt, or you end up in the nick.
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 5:07 pm

I wouldn't say I am driving recklessly
I do love driving
Ok I'll reign it in !

Kos when u taking me to that empty car park ?

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Does this thread qualify as Zone Gold :-) ?
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 5:29 pm

Driving like that in a built up area isn't cool .
Think your next door neighbour next move will be to knock you out spesh if he has children.
At least they got the spastic bit right .
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Post Sat Nov 29, 2014 5:51 pm

The 2014 zone oscar for driving like a spastic goes too ..................