For those who don't believe...

[badassyas]

Blacke30indy just WASTED a c63 amg 2012 with 4 passengers. Us? A silver e30 316 touring with a 2.5 hx35 turbo'd lump with 2 people.
Hence why I'm on my way to pick up a diesel crank to have something similar to him...
Stay tuned!!

[BEERBOY123]

I'd like to understand this, but it's way beyond me. And I've read it several times.

What choo sayin bo'?

[Gavla]

Keh...?

[FinalD]

I'd like to understand this, but it's way beyond me. And I've read it several times.

What choo sayin bo'?

I think you need to have consumed a liter of vodka and a few ounces of smack.

[badassyas]

That turbo charging a m20 is the most absolute way forward. It isn't just quick, it's phenomenally rapid!!

[Morat]

Mr GoodBottom would like to express his pleasure at having experienced the power of his friend's turbocharged E30 (fitted with a holsett HX-35) while engaged in a drag race with an AMG 63. He is minded to equip his car in a similar manner and invites us, his fellow E30 enthusiasts, to follow his progress on this forum.

[BEERBOY123]

That turbo charging a m20 is the most absolute way forward. It isn't just quick, it's phenomenally rapid!!

This has got Ratch pretending to be a Bruv scenario written all over it...

[FinalD]

Mr GoodBottom would like to express his pleasure at having experienced the power of his friend's turbocharged E30 (fitted with a holsett HX-35) while engaged in a drag race with an AMG 63. He is minded to equip his car in a similar manner and invites us, his fellow E30 enthusiasts, to follow his progress on this forum.

Hahahahahaha brilliant.

[kangman]

I smoked one of them JDM fools in their K11 yesterday, somalian family they were 7 up and i was 4 up m42 FTW

[BEERBOY123]

Mr GoodBottom would like to express his pleasure at having experienced the power of his friend's turbocharged E30 (fitted with a holsett HX-35) while engaged in a drag race with an AMG 63. He is minded to equip his car in a similar manner and invites us, his fellow E30 enthusiasts, to follow his progress on this forum.

Genius. The Zone's babel fish!

[BEERBOY123]

I smoked one of them JDM fools in their K11 yesterday, somalian family they were 7 up and i was 4 up m42 FTW

Don't you start as well!

[BEERBOY123]

so heres me and this bruvs like whats that 4 cos its wicked so I was 3 up with a bottle of 7 up and slapping it FTW and then i battered him with a baseball bat and he's like no way bruv and begging for me to stop caning him and im like no way cos you no you was dissed my rimz and letherz so i sed it and thats that.

[kangman]

^^ Make sense of that Morat please

[BEERBOY123]

so heres me and this bruvs like whats that 4 cos its wicked so I was 3 up with a bottle of 7 up and slapping it FTW and then i battered him with a baseball bat and he's like no way bruv and begging for me to stop caning him and im like no way cos you no you was dissed my rimz and letherz so i sed it and thats that.

I'd actually quite like to hear Alexander Armstrong read this in his WW2 RAF voice.

"No way you massive bender!"

[blackE30indy]

Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500

[blackE30indy]

Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500

I bet he has a bigger c**k then yours lives in a bigger house and bare backs better looking women then you have on pay per view

Haha,you funny c**t

[kangman]

Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500

I bet he has a bigger c**k then yours lives in a bigger house and bare backs better looking women then you have on pay per view

HAHAHA funniest comment ive heard in a while on here.

Way to burst his bubble diable

[blackE30indy]

Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500

I bet he has a bigger c**k then yours lives in a bigger house and bare backs better looking women then you have on pay per view

HAHAHA funniest comment ive heard in a while on here.

Way to burst his bubble diable

Haha,I'm not Gona lie I thought that comment was funny
Aswell

[snakebrain]

so heres me and this bruvs like whats that 4 cos its wicked so I was 3 up with a bottle of 7 up and slapping it FTW and then i battered him with a baseball bat and he's like no way bruv and begging for me to stop caning him and im like no way cos you no you was dissed my rimz and letherz so i sed it and thats that.

You just try way too hard every single time..

[ross_jsy]

Wow, you wasted a nice car in a turd that you modified that won't break 30k without a problem

[blackE30indy]

Wow, you wasted a nice car in a turd that you modified that won't break 30k without a problem

Cheers Ross,much appreciated

[Phill172]

Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500

Do it from standstill and film it...

[scjimbo]

Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500

How do you know he was actually racing you anyway? He was probably just looking over at you thinking "look at those two yobbos, better not endanger the lives of the people in my car by also driving like a tool"

[ross_jsy]

Wow, you wasted a nice car in a turd that you modified that won't break 30k without a problem

Cheers Ross,much appreciated

Not a problem!

I'm not against modding, I'm planning on bolting a snail to the m50 but coming on a forum to boast is sad

[Gert_8]

He doesn't tell you that the driver was a 60 year old lady out with her lady friends, and probably didn't even realise there was a "race" on...!

[Nobby_N]

He doesn't tell you that the driver was a 60 year old lady out with her lady friends, and probably didn't even realise there was a "race" on...!

Exact same as i was thinking! Kids these days!

[blackE30indy]

Wow, you wasted a nice car in a turd that you modified that won't break 30k without a problem

Cheers Ross,much appreciated

Not a problem!

I'm not against modding, I'm planning on bolting a snail to the m50 but coming on a forum to boast is sad

It weren't boasting mate,my mate got a little excited,and thought
It would be nice to post it,came across the wrong way though, all I was saying is that after I built it,it's nice to see what it's faster than,and its persuaded him to do a turbo build aswell,I'm sure most people on here have there little traffic light grand prix's

[milescook]

Mr GoodBottom would like to express his pleasure at having experienced the power of his friend's turbocharged E30 (fitted with a holsett HX-35) while engaged in a drag race with an AMG 63. He is minded to equip his car in a similar manner and invites us, his fellow E30 enthusiasts, to follow his progress on this forum.

Ahh I see! I thought there'd been a horrible multiple casualty pile up. Please convey my heartfelt congratulations to the good fellow

[j2b]

Cheers Ross,much appreciated

Not a problem!

I'm not against modding, I'm planning on bolting a snail to the m50 but coming on a forum to boast is sad

It weren't boasting mate,my mate got a little excited,and thought
It would be nice to post it,came across the wrong way though, all I was saying is that after I built it,it's nice to see what it's faster than,and its persuaded him to do a turbo build aswell,I'm sure most people on here have there little traffic light grand prix's

lucky enough for ross the max speed in jersey is 40mph, so that snail might come in handy

[Gert_8]

The plural for Grand Prix is Grand Prix.....

[Rav335uk]

The plural for Grand Prix is Grand Prix.....

But Indy's Indian innit

[blackE30indy]

The plural for Grand Prix is Grand Prix.....

Cheers for the correction Gert

[blackE30indy]

The plural for Grand Prix is Grand Prix.....

But Indy's Indian innit

Haha,rav don't start

[Rav335uk]