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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:29 pm

Not Funny! :x
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:lol:
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:32 pm

someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says :D
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:34 pm

that made us laugh outloud!
I said:

Can anyone suggest how to test if the boot lights are staying on with the boot shut?

e30topless said:

lock the wife in there
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:36 pm

I've just asked him a question :)
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:39 pm

What question lee?
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:40 pm

"can you hold onto it until my giro comes in?" :)
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:45 pm

come on who posted the advert the item location is "E30ZONE"
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:49 pm

now thats funny as :wink:
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:00 pm

Wonder what sort of spoon you need for the deadlocks?
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:03 pm

daimlerman wrote:Wonder what sort of spoon you need for the deadlocks?

A Wooden one... :?


:D
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:04 pm

Thats hilarious, comic genius. :D
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:04 pm

i just asked a question too. see if it shows on the ad :teehee:

johnny: Edit your title to "what a p155-taker" :wink:
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:10 pm

....., that's funny mate. :)


Btw, will the Chrome key work with non Chromies :?:
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:31 pm

A plastic sppon is more suitable for the 318is.
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:47 pm

Utter wanker! Not funny :x
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:49 pm

sense of humour bypass :roll: maybe the spoon could double as a tool for a lobotomy for some. :)
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:53 pm

:lol:
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:58 pm

nickso wrote:sense of humour bypass :roll: maybe the spoon could double as a tool for a lobotomy for some. :)
:rolling:
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Hahaha :roll:
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:14 pm

appletree wrote:someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says :D
+1
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:23 pm

appletree wrote:someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says :D
But it will or he could sue top gear no doubt
:P
And ebay and retaliation feedback aint funny , Ad is a joke anyway or is it real , Anyone tried a teaspoon in there ignition yet
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:54 pm

BMWE30325 wrote:
appletree wrote:someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says :D
+1
Should be able to find out his email and home address once you've won the auction as well winkeye
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:59 pm

fingerman wrote:
BMWE30325 wrote:
appletree wrote:someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says :D
+1
Should be able to find out his email and home address once you've won the auction as well winkeye
can try it on his e30 then.
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:06 pm

jacko wrote:Not Funny! :x
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Link is teh lulz. :D
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:07 pm

hahaha first time I've laughed out loud all day :D
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:08 pm

:lol:
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Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:25 am

Very funny!

but, see sellers other items.

Renault Clio Haynes Workshop Manual, also a limited edition walkers crisps teddy bear, possibly from the rear shelf of the clio

how nice!
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Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:30 pm

Do e30 owners have a secret fetish for french turds 8O
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Steve-E30 wrote:Do e30 owners have a secret fetish for french turds 8O
does seem to be an ongoing problem :mad:
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Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:58 pm

i'm sure he's a zoner, i get the impression he knows me :?
he's posted questions up in his ad. :teehee:
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Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:09 pm

man i love these questions and answers

Q: Hello friend, ship to albania?

A: Hi , Yes i will , Ill assume this is where the goverment shipped all the e30s under the scrappage scheme the sneaky dogs ! You wouldnt happen to have any e30 hartge convertibles in rhd over there would you as i would be interested in purchasing them , Thanks

Q: Hi mate. Do you have a buy it now price in mind for this item? Seems too good to be true, but you seem genuine. This could come in handy. Cheers, Matt. 17-Feb-11

A: Hi , Think its only fair to let the auction run , I dont have a buy it now in mind , Thanks for the question though

Q: Hi mate! would this key fit a left hand drive E30? or will i need to fork out for a knife ? thanks Hans 17-Feb-11

A: Hi hans , Yes it will , Any problems just turn the spoon upside down Thanks

Q: i have 2 e30 and yer the key do wear out ,but i had a old musle car in oz that i used to open with a 5cent coin,but hey thats crappy gm car, ps love the ad!! 16-Feb-11

A: Thanks for the question The key should never wear out , Must have been a cheap immitation i mention in the ad ? Im a little concerned with my ad that there may be a spate of thefts with people nicking e30s to ram raid there local tesco to nick all the cutlery and flood ebay with these immitation items , I will also try a 5 cent piece or 5 pence if its similar on my ignition tomorrow , We could be onto a winner he my friend

Q: It doesn't look that 'chromie' to me, do you think a good Tea-cut would help the finish? 16-Feb-11

A: Dont tell me ive come across a e30 chromie homo :-o If i had a better camera possibly like yourself ? it would look more shiney and buffed Thanks for the question

Q: hi mate. do you have any more/better photos please? 16-Feb-11

A: From which angles adi ??

Q: Hi..is this a genuine bmw e30 key and do you have anymore lying around in draws as you could be onto a winner here.. :) 16-Feb-11

A: It was a replacement key i obtained , Think i have a dealer keytag i could possibly attach to this for the winning bidder

Q: Hi mate, will this key fit my four pot shittter or will a plastic one be more suitable, thanks spook 16-Feb-11

A: Hi spook , Anything less than a 318is id use a wooden spoon , Unfortunaly i dont have one , Thanks
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Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:28 pm

Oh, he's a Zoner allright, Adi. :)
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Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:34 pm

None of my 30'S can be started/broken into with spoons :)
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