E30 Chavotomy

Post Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:21 am

my mate who knew "damtheman" decided to buy his car when he dissapeared off to SA, and even tho it looks rubbish, F390 MUT isnt actually that bad of a car. due to me and my mate being bored we offered to de-chav his chariot over the course of the next couple of weeks. as you guys know, the only way to properly de-chav something is by way of the chavotomy, an anti chav "pimp my ride" as it would be. pics to follow soon

Post Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:12 pm

Chavectomy, surely?

:lol:

Post Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:17 pm

no, a chavectomy merely stops it spreading. To fully remove the chavness of this car it has to undergo a chavotomy. LMAO

Guest · Post Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:31 pm

did you take off the LED washer jets then

:lol:

Post Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:32 pm

its all in the pipeline, along with the red neons in the footwell, and the red leds in the brake ducts. if anyone wants some silver mesh to do something tastefull with there is some spare..

Post Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:38 pm

Damtheman was such a hero!!! modded 320 which was quicker than an m3 LOL

Post Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:58 pm

dbanbery wrote:its all in the pipeline, along with the red neons in the footwell, and the red leds in the brake ducts. if anyone wants some silver mesh to do something tastefull with there is some spare..

Got some chickens that could do with a house repaire :lol:

Post Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:54 pm

Does it have smoked rears? If so they're mine

, i paid for them about a year ago and the litle prikc did a runner

Post Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:44 am

it has smoked rears, but they are not fitted. they will be. sorry dude.

Post Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:27 pm

That pikey scumbag needs a good slap

Post Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:32 pm

hang on... did you buy them off damtheman?

Post Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:36 pm

Sorry mate, misinterpreted the post... i thought youd actually bought some off someone else and wanted to have these if they were already on the car and were going to be removed. i vaguely remember that some people didnt get their bits when he pissed off to SA.

i wouldnt say he was a little prick..... he was huge... still a prick tho

Post Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:44 pm

Yeah, i paid 55 quid for them on 1/10/94, and that was the last i heard from him. Needless to say it wasn't the last he heard from me!

Post Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:31 pm

didn't damtheman look like the rapper fat joe to anyone who had seen him? He was a nice fella

Post Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:37 pm

i seem to remember someone posting an msn chat conversation they had with him. He was a class act!

Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:50 am

That was me. the convosation. to be fair i thought he was okay until i went back to uni and wasnt there to buy stuff off him and help with his car breaking mission. lol.. datourer if you want your smoked rears email me your address, my email is (address removed), and we can organise stuff for postage. to be fair they aint the best pair ive seen, as they could do with a laquer.... but they will do the job just fine.

Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:05 am

So they're not genuine smoked lenses then...?

Not worth having IMO. Might as well do it yourself.

If you;re not confident enough to do it yourself, I'll do a pair for you if you want for the price of the spray and lenses... no probs.

Giles.

P.S. - Looking forward to pics of the chavotomoy when it's complete. You doing 'before' and 'after' pics...?

Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:14 am

yeah, although i cant find the lead to my digital camera at the mo... stage 2 was done yesterday night, chav bumpers removed and originals test fitted back on. they will be removed today, cleaned up and sprayed to be colour coded.... and a good colour code job too, just like std ones. its also in dire need of a service, and i think the valve clearances need doing on it too.... will these be different if it has a race cam? im currently at work, being cheeky while i should be doing CAD lol, my mate has taken over the chavotomy amongst other things to do with a saab he is selling

Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:39 am

dbanbery wrote:yeah, although i cant find the lead to my digital camera at the mo... stage 2 was done yesterday night, chav bumpers removed and originals test fitted back on. they will be removed today, cleaned up and sprayed to be colour coded.... and a good colour code job too, just like std ones. its also in dire need of a service, and i think the valve clearances need doing on it too.... will these be different if it has a race cam? im currently at work, being cheeky while i should be doing CAD lol, my mate has taken over the chavotomy amongst other things to do with a saab he is selling

no clearances should be the same

Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:44 am

cool beans... any way of telling the differemnce between a stock and a race cam on the M20? never worked on one before you see, (all my e30s have been four pots)

Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:53 pm

dbanbery wrote:That was me. the convosation. to be fair i thought he was okay until i went back to uni and wasnt there to buy stuff off him and help with his car breaking mission. lol.. datourer if you want your smoked rears email me your address, my email is dbanbery@hotmail.com, and we can organise stuff for postage. to be fair they aint the best pair ive seen, as they could do with a laquer.... but they will do the job just fine.

email sent.