Celebs and E30s

Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:01 pm

I think you're right, it would do very nicely if you ever came to sell it; bit like that nice find in the old paperwork that The_Haywood had the other week. Better, if anything.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:56 pm

Surely having a celebs name on the log book would do nicely if you ever came to sell it.[/quote]

Josef Fritzl used to take his Daughter out in his, in the boot allegedly.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:59 pm

I don't think I'd want his E30, dirty old bastard.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:02 pm

Notwithstanding that, I'm sure that having a celeb's name on the log book would do nicely if you ever came to sell the car.

Especially if it was some big, big, big name, like Churchill, or John Lennon, or Ghandi or Wolfman from Gladiators

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:10 pm

The Wolf man from gladiators (real name Michael Van Wijk) used the same gym as an uncle of mine. He did actually have an E30, a konig kitted baur no less!

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:14 pm

Give over! Did he 'eckerslike!

Did he really? Mine are all lies...

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:23 pm

Barry Chuckle did in fact have an auto 320i. He flew it Thelma and Louise style- hand in hand with his secret lover, Andy Peters of Blue Peter fame - off Beachy head. Just this morning in fact.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:29 pm

I actually bought my Cab from Rick Stein. The stench coming from the car was awful
and i spent months looking for it's origin. Wasn't till i had a blowout on the M1 that i found it,
the dirty fecker had left a saucepan full of basmati and a dead Crab in the spare wheel
aperture

Still, should do ricely if i ever come to shell it.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:34 pm

Ranchero: incorrect:

1. Barry Chuckle had a 325i touring NOT a 320i auto
2. He has never had a relationship with Andy Peters, or even met him
3. You are lying
4. Why is it not on the news then?
5. Why would Barry Chuckle drive all the way down to Beachy Head? He could commit suicide in Hull, where he lives (with his WIFE) if he wanted
6. Paul Chuckle was on the Hull local news, an hour ago, saying that he had just been chatting to Barry about their new tour and were both looking forward to it.

I put it to you etc.....

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:37 pm

Hahaaha. That should do ricely if he ever come to shell it. Brill.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:39 pm

Ranchero wrote:Barry Chuckle did in fact have an auto 320i. He flew it Thelma and Louise style- hand in hand with his secret lover, Andy Peters of Blue Peter fame - off Beachy head. Just this morning in fact.

Hang on a minute! Since when was Andi Peters on Blue Peter?

I think not. NO WAY

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:42 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote:Ranchero: incorrect:

1. Barry Chuckle had a 325i touring NOT a 320i auto
2. He has never had a relationship with Andy Peters, or even met him
3. You are lying
4. Why is it not on the news then?
5. Why would Barry Chuckle drive all the way down to Beachy Head? He could commit suicide in Hull, where he lives (with his WIFE) if he wanted
6. Paul Chuckle was on the Hull local news, an hour ago, saying that he had just been chatting to Barry about their new tour and were both looking forward to it.

I put it to you etc.....

Are you a member of the Chuckle brothers fan club or just some stalker?

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:45 pm

No, I let my membership lapse a while ago I'm ashamed to say, but I'm still a big fan and have made the pilgrimage to Hull a few times.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:55 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote:Ranchero: incorrect:

1. Barry Chuckle had a 325i touring NOT a 320i auto
2. He has never had a relationship with Andy Peters, or even met him
3. You are lying
4. Why is it not on the news then?
5. Why would Barry Chuckle drive all the way down to Beachy Head? He could commit suicide in Hull, where he lives (with his WIFE) if he wanted
6. Paul Chuckle was on the Hull local news, an hour ago, saying that he had just been chatting to Barry about their new tour and were both looking forward to it.

I put it to you etc.....

I know all this to be true because I am in fact Barry's son from a brief "fling" he had off of Diana Dors. It's not on the news for the simple fact that no-one cares. The 320i was merely badged as a 325i, he bought it off ebay. In real life-belying his happy-go-lucky screen presence - he was a cheapskate and a wannabe.

His dream was always to " Go down big in Beachy head". That's why I helped push him over the cliff. The car stalled near the edge but he gamely got out and helped push before jumping back in at the last second.

I made up the bit about Andy Peters to save his reputation. Hope you're happy now.

As for Paul, it is well known amongst certain circles that he has been in negotiation with Burt Reynold's agent to have Burt replace Barry. He is probably calculating that no-one will know the difference.

Chuckle isn't their real name either and they were not really brothers.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:01 pm

Yeah...right. Don't think so. Diana Dors has been dead for abut fifty years.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:03 pm

Barry was never a fussy man.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:11 pm

Hang on, hang on, just hang on a second. Whoa!

One minute Barry's in love with Andi Peters, then it's Diana Dors, then it's Burt Reynolds. Do you expect any Zoners to really believe all this rubbish!

A tissue of lies my friend, nothing more. What next? Barry in love with the Littlest Hobo or some other ridiculous slander!!!

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:13 pm

DO YOU WANT THIS THREAD LOCKED RANCHERO!!!

Let's stick with reality and truth.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:15 pm

In the words of Jack Palance*, " Believe it..............................................................................or not!"

* Who Paul had also been in deliberation with.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:21 pm

Anyone else? My mum? My next-door neighbour (Pat)? My first pet? Giant effing Haystacks? Maggie Thatcher? Bob Crowe? Russell Crowe? Squirrel bloody Nutkins? How dare you!

Come on, keep it sensible or the secret police will lock this torrent of tripe and stick us both in Zone prison.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:24 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote: One minute Barry's in love with Andi Peters, then it's Diana Dors, then it's Burt Reynolds.

I never mentioned love. It was a purely physical relationship he had with Diana Dors. They were drawn together like moths in a storm. His words.

You're twisting my words too. It was Paul that had the bone for Reynolds.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:25 pm

Celebs and E30s- REMEMBER!

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:28 pm

Liking this

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:29 pm

Ranchereo, you twisted your own words the minute you accused Barry Chuckle (OBE, I might add) of sleeping with half of the Western world before comitting suicide in an E30.

As if!!!

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:31 pm

This thread has reminded me that Ivor Stravinsky (my mother was his secretary, briefly - all she has to show for it is a signed copy of one of his books) did drive a 316 Baur. He decided to give up driving after he rolled it on the interstate.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:32 pm

That bloke from Randell and Hopkirk was seen in an E30 {Hopkirk]

Fooked if i could see the coont.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:35 pm

You lot are mentals.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:40 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote:Ranchereo, you twisted your own words the minute you accused Barry Chuckle (OBE, I might add) of sleeping with half of the Western world before comitting suicide in an E30.

As if!!!

It was Barry's dying wish that none of this sordid carry on would ever see the light of the day. That's why I'm telling you, because I hate the c**t.

The last thing he said while looking back with his trademark hang-dog expression as he plummeted over the cliff was "to me ?".

I never replied.

Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:16 pm

My old boss used to own Gerhard Bergers 325i tech1. It got scrapped and replaced with a Toyota RAV4, in 1999

Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:03 pm

I can't tell fact from fiction anymore...

Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:28 pm

Ranchero wrote:
BEERBOY123 wrote:Ranchereo, you twisted your own words the minute you accused Barry Chuckle (OBE, I might add) of sleeping with half of the Western world before comitting suicide in an E30.

As if!!!
It was Barry's dying wish that none of this sordid carry on would ever see the light of the day. That's why I'm telling you, because I hate the c**t.

The last thing he said while looking back with his trademark hang-dog expression as he plummeted over the cliff was "to me ?".

I never replied.

Now that monster is gone. We can only wait for the victims of his sexual depravity to come forward. Anyone else noticed Susan Boyle has the same moustache??

Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:48 pm

bab-91 wrote:
Ranchero wrote:
BEERBOY123 wrote:Ranchereo, you twisted your own words the minute you accused Barry Chuckle (OBE, I might add) of sleeping with half of the Western world before comitting suicide in an E30.

As if!!!
It was Barry's dying wish that none of this sordid carry on would ever see the light of the day. That's why I'm telling you, because I hate the c**t.

The last thing he said while looking back with his trademark hang-dog expression as he plummeted over the cliff was "to me ?".

I never replied.

Now that monster is gone. We can only wait for the victims of his sexual depravity to come forward. Anyone else noticed Susan Boyle has the same moustache??

Below both lips, allegedly.

Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:10 pm

'84 Olympics silver medal 400m runner Dave Hopkinson (GB) has a stunning 1962 BMW 1500, which is effing lush because I've seen the thing. Bit slow, but looks chromey awesome.

He's had replicas of his silver medal made up into centre caps, and to replace the BM roundels, and a big "Dave Hopkinson Silver '84" sunvisor made up. He's also had his actual Olympic running vest stitched into the headlining.

What a mental! You only came second you bell! Second to a Danish part-time meat baron!

Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:55 pm

spotted this, superb film too one of my all time faves

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Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:47 pm

According to wikipedia, redneck Limp Bizkit nobhead 'Fred' Durst (the stupid hobo that used to ramble on worse than me, and even more unintelligibly), had a 325i touring auto that he used to swan around Florida in with his poxy skate gear in the boot and all that Banksy style graffiti on the sides. He had 'I'm cool like vodka/keep a microphone in my locker' sprayed down one side - what does that even mean? Some sort of Run DMC mangling I believe.

I'd have loved it if someone had done a 'Cock-Piss-Partridge'-style amendment to it. He wouldn't have looked so cool to the ladies then.