I HATE BMW DRIVERS (facebook group)

[iDreamBeemer]

FIAT

First
In
Any
Trouble.

Audi are the new wankers. Just been doing a commute up and down the M5 and most people just cruise along, everytime (and I mean everytime - I'm sad enough to keep a mental hitlist) its some tit in an audi in every model they make.

[Ollie_bwoii]

Heaps
Of
Loud
Damaging
Engine
Noise

What wrong with a V8!

Have you Heard A Holden Berina holden are a cross between vauxhall, chevy, and some yank cars

there is plenyy wrong with them, i drive one
the first barina was a suzuki swift, second was a corsa b, then corsa c, now the 4th is a chevloret kalos none of them sound good

Didn't realise they made turds like that! Thought they just made the monaro etc...

[BMracing]

Its usually mondeos and vectras that drive up my arse on the motorway, often while i'm innocently overtaking. I find people in exec mobiles drive more maturely (generally!).
I usually respond by decelerating a bit and delaying pulling over for a few more seconds after finishing my overtake.
After slowly wafting over to the inside lane I look right to see a fat white shirted man making a rude hand gesture. Upset, I drop a cog and unleash the overwhelming power of the m20b25 as he tries and fails to angrily floor it past in top gear in his forgettable diesel hatchback.
Then I brake violently down to 70 as we approach a gatso, tw*t in vectra doesn't notice it and continues to press on.

Flash.. flash.



(That actually happened)

Could this be why people hate BMW drivers?

Its usually mondeos and vectras that drive up my arse on the motorway, often while i'm innocently overtaking. I find people in exec mobiles drive more maturely (generally!).
I usually respond by decelerating a bit and delaying pulling over for a few more seconds after finishing my overtake.
After slowly wafting over to the inside lane I look right to see a fat white shirted man making a rude hand gesture. Upset, I drop a cog and unleash the overwhelming power of the m20b25 as he tries and fails to angrily floor it past in top gear in his forgettable diesel hatchback.
Then I brake violently down to 70 as we approach a gatso, tw*t in vectra doesn't notice it and continues to press on.

Flash.. flash.



(That actually happened)

Could this be why people hate BMW drivers?

Well it's not the sort of thing i do all the time! But this rep was being an utter t*sser, his opinion is invalid to me. It wasn't like i was dawdling, that sort of thing annoys me, so i wouldn't normally do it to anyone else. I was passing a line of traffic quickly enough, he stormed up behind and was so close i could pretty much only see his windscreen in my rear view mirror.

[fuzzy]

in that situation slam the brakes on a brace yourself.

[Cloud]

in that situation slam the brakes on a brace yourself.

I was being hounded by a bus once, and did that. Got 'pushed' into the kerb and buckled a steelie.
Worth it though.

[robbo86]

I find dropping a gear or two ussualy does it, you begin to slow down but the brakes dont come on, gives you more speed to pull away.