E30 drowning!!!!!!

[beardymat]

oh and another thing

i trust the tourings were safe before you went out having a laugh in your tonka

[SPADGE]

If it's a Baur it'll be okay - turds float.

Harsh





























































But true

[Rosc0PColtrane]

If it's a Baur it'll be okay - turds float.

My thoughts exactly!

[Rosc0PColtrane]

i was going to say what use is a tractor to a plumber but i dont think the answer would make much sense...

good man dameon, had all this in sheffield a couple of weeks ago. got a good photo of my pals car floating off down a main road, water was up to the bottom of the windows and it managed 1/4 mile.

Did anyone have a clock running?

[320Touring]

Good work Dameon!

Bit surprised when I heard Gatwick airport was fubar'd- was down there almost a week to the day ago.

I dont wish such situ's on anyone.

Lets hope it subsides soon.

[munky30]

I dont care if the answer doesnt make much sense... thats a f*cking sweet tractor, I like things with tyres as big as me and big engines..... why do you have it?

[munky30]

Oh and you hero! If I saw a man in a skirt abandoned in a flood I would stop, point out he looked like a girl then drive on...

[tailoutcharlie]

cant imagine your cars really that 'flood friendly' munky. puddles must get the spark plugs wet

[munky30]

Its all about maintaining a bow wave my friend.

[tailoutcharlie]

ahhhh so thats what the IS splitter was really for...i am enlightened












i want a go in that tractor.

[mrLEE30]

we also had a bad day yesterday, there was a small cloud in the sky at 7:30am, it made the local news and flood warnings were issued... but it was burnt away by the sun by 7:32am and all calm was restored....

and my wipers packed up last week

cut a potatoe in half and rub it on your windscreed before you set off, you wont need the wipers

mrlee

[old_skool]

we also had a bad day yesterday, there was a small cloud in the sky at 7:30am, it made the local news and flood warnings were issued... but it was burnt away by the sun by 7:32am and all calm was restored....

That's really clever of you. I'm sure all the people who have lost their homes during the day and last night will find that most entertaining. EDIT: *I have removed the rest of my comments through better judgement

*You can still have one of these though

Munky, the tractor is for mowing my lawn and intimidating men in kilts.

[munky30]

you must have a f*cking huge lawn

Either that or a big problem with men in skirts.

Looks like one hell of a piece of kit.

[Brianmoooore]

Is that something naughty you're cultivating in the front weights, Dameon?

[Rosc0PColtrane]

I want a go in that tractor too, though I'm not wearing a skirt.

[choppa7]

You sure you didnt think it was a lass in a skirt and only found out a bit later a-la trainspotting?

Seriously though, hats off to you mate (not that I'm wearing a hat) there should be more people willing to help out who've got tractors

[mrLEE30]

That's really clever of you. I'm sure all the people who have lost their homes during the day and last night will find that most entertaining. EDIT: *I have removed the rest of my comments through better judgement

*You can still have one of these though

not trying to be clever just trying to make light out of a bad situation, i dont believe my comments would have offended normal people, we have people die in the heat out here and i find it ironic that a country that spends most of its time in the rain should have such trouble during what is supposed to be summer.

If you lost you house i am sorry, my sister got the same a couple of weeks ago, but she still has a sense of humour, plus ,she laughs, her insurance means she gets a new kitchen and washing machine out of it

maybe i get offended at you mocking my forefathers traditional dress, but i dont get upset over it.

you did a good thing by helping others out lets leave it at that..

[ZedOne]

Just a quick update - Dameon has had to evacuate his house due to the increasing floods. I'm on my way up there in a moment to see how I can help him out.

I never made it to his place last night becasue I spent most of the night pulling stranded cars out of deep flood water, rescuing a drowned ambulance then taking the 'patients' on myself (due to the dead ambulance!) and then ferrying people through the deep water to get them to village halls, pubs and other places of safety.

Police and rescue services are stretched above and beyond their capabilities and if it wasn't for people like Dameon and his monster tractor - the situation would be a lot worse!

Once I've had my dinner (need to keep the energy levels up and feed my fat belly!) I'm off to spend another night doing what I can.

Just keep your fingers crossed for Damo, his family and all the other people who are watching thier homes get washed away!

[zimmerbimmer1]

Good On you matey Pick me up on the way through!!!

Dameon if you read this We will be around and about to give you or any one else a hand

Give us a bell

Zimmerbimmer1

[eko]

Pass on our best wishes Bruce/Paul

[zimmerbimmer1]

Pass on our best wishes Bruce/Paul

Will do and thanks

[josh-hocking]

wow didnt realise the rain was so bad in places its nice down in lancashire!!!!!

[Jon_Bmw]

Dameon, you are a hero, so everything will be alright Good karma will come to save you.

I hope both of those tourings are somewhere safe though. Pass on my best wishes too Paul, you and bruce and legends for going to help out.

Zone spirit is definatly alive.

[Dan318-is]

Damo & bruce you legends. Damo hope you get your house back mate!

[maxfield]

I'm glad I'm not in the UK...

[Cotty]

Dameon your a hero

I dont care if the answer doesnt make much sense... thats a f*cking sweet tractor, I like things with tyres as big as me and big engines..... why do you have it?

I know what you mean, my dad loves big stuff like that and he would love a go. Bigger the better, I might get him an artic driving experience for his next birthday.

[OBs]

maybe i get offended at you mocking my forefathers traditional dress, but i dont get upset over it.

you did a good thing by helping others out lets leave it at that..

A skirt is alot easier to remove then gallons of water

Dont you all wear skirts over there anyway?

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Dameon your a legend
Even if you do give the odd 'Emily Howards' the occasional lift...

There be a few drinks totting up down your local then

Bruce, You taken your jacked up Delica (Sp) down??

Good on you guys (Paul too)

Your all real hero's

OBs

[OBs]

I'm glad I'm not in the UK...

I wont be in the UK soon! But Im fooked if ill be on the Zone

Max is there no young female el'spanyarnos (My spelling, I know what it says!) you could be climbing all over??

Giving them some young British 'Tang dang a'lang, ching ching, shawoddy woddy'

Mmmm those sweaty, hairy arm pits you could nussle on down in

He he
OBs

[maxfield]

I wont be in the UK soon! But Im fooked if ill be on the Zone

Max is there no young female el'spanyarnos (My spelling, I know what it says!) you could be climbing all over??

Giving them some young British 'Tang dang a'lang, ching ching, shawoddy woddy'

Mmmm those sweaty, hairy arm pits you could nussle on down in

He he
OBs

I have a girlfriend...

I wouldn't cheat... honest

[gooner1]

I wont be in the UK soon! But Im fooked if ill be on the Zone

Max is there no young female el'spanyarnos (My spelling, I know what it says!) you could be climbing all over??

Giving them some young British 'Tang dang a'lang, ching ching, shawoddy woddy'

Mmmm those sweaty, hairy arm pits you could nussle on down in

He he
OBs

I have a girlfriend...

I wouldn't cheat... honest

and neither would she Max.................honest

[Rosc0PColtrane]

Rule of area codes

[Jesus325iTouring]

..........................Dameon.......................................... Bruce



E30Zone flood heros

[Simon13]

I'm sure our thoughts are with all of those who have suffered at the hands of the recent adverse weather, chin up those who have been hit by the floods

[Scoupe]

yeah both of you are top lads...good effort

[tailoutcharlie]

nice work fellas, helping out fellow zoners, thats what i like about this place,





bruce, got any pics of the monster truck riding above the flood water?