Isn`t This Koooool More BHP for Pennies

[Globulator]

So now you know there's more than a couple of hundred complete arseholes in the world!

Ironic - but the best free power increase (including free economy boost and long engine life) appears to be by driving that new engined car like a complete tit - to ensure you achieve a good ring seal (fnaar fnaar) and don't mash the cams .
Could be the demonstrator car ends up with the best engine - thanks to all the arseholes thraping it properly...



http://mototuneusa.com/circular_logic.htm
http://www.cutestudio.net/doku.php?id=cars:running_in

[gareth]

it can't be long now before you can get the "NEON-POWER-CHIP-RESISTOR"!!!!!!!!! in fact i might sell some. a bit more expensive though, a LED with integral ballast resistor! i can even buy flashing ones for about 30p, they are capable of adding 50bhp per flash!

[Tarmac-Terrorist]

Just been going through his feedback, (yes i'm very bored lol) Thers some realidiots out there!!!

put this mod on ended up calling the rac!!!!!!!!!!!! not a happy bunny
Buyer johnboyinc2006( 4 ) 05-Aug-06 16:31 250012396227

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doesn work as stated just uses more fuel and found that they only 25p frm maplin
Buyer gaz19780_0( 253) 22-Aug-06 17:57 250015306112
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[e36boy]

Yeah you've gotta be warey of things like this, They promise big power increases but only want Ԛ£3.99, I think anyone with half a brain would keep well away from these sort of adds.

[fuzzy]

apperently you can gain some by putting the rear seats flat

That was classic

ill bet that muppet still takes abuse over that one

[fuzzy]

Adding this resistor is the same as having a faulty blue engine temperature sensor. The ECU thinks the engine hasn't fully warmed up so raises the idle speed a little and over fuels the engine to compensate for petrol vapour condensing out on cold metal combustion chambers and cylinder walls.
Most ECUs run the engine on the lean side of the mixture which gives maximum power for reasons of efficiency and emissions, so enriching the mixture a little will give a marginal power increase at the expense of greater fuel consumption, engine wear and oil contamination.

i remember reading somewhere that in extreme cases fuel mix had become so rich as to have caused bore wash and engine failure.

[Brianmoooore]

i remember reading somewhere that in extreme cases fuel mix had become so rich as to have caused bore wash and engine failure.

It will

[Brianmoooore]

apperently you can gain some by putting the rear seats flat

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It would lower the centre of gravity slightly, and thus improve the handling.
Effect might be extremely marginal, but it's the sort of thing they'd spend Ԛ£10,000s on in F1.