Sport wannabes

[hennared323i]

I wouldn't say I am driving recklessly
I do love driving
Ok I'll reign it in !

Kos when u taking me to that empty car park ?

PS
Does this thread qualify as Zone Gold ?

Coz you asked



NO

[pony]

I don't drive inappropriately in front of children

Some ppl need to stfu !

[gooner1]

I don't drive inappropriately in front of children

Some ppl need to stfu !

Ripe for an EFA.

[Andyboy]

Do I get the impression you're proud of receiving this note?

We get young heroes driving like w@nkerz around here sometimes although it's limited to pure speeding - it really isn't funny or cool.

[Jon_Bmw]

Shitting on your own doorstep....

[pony]

How is my driving like a "spastic" ?

I am not a spastic !

[capri_rob]

How is my driving like a "spastic" ?

I am not a spastic !

Clearly the way you drive would suggest otherwise

[shedrool83]

I don't drive inappropriately in front of children

Some ppl need to stfu !

Some ppl need to grow the f**k up.

[jimbom30cab]

Car looks great in the pics

[Rav335uk]

I bet you wrote that yourself Pone..........The english is too polite.

U r a sad bruv if u honestly think i wrote that !

I have my suspicions including a few zoners

Cool Pone.

I believe you now.
So whoever wrote that note is right then.
You are driving around like a Spastic.

[ross_jsy]

Oh dear, I'm sure there will be some scratches to add to the National Express racing stripes soon enough

[jimbom30cab]

Pony, are you planning on getting the beast into a body shop to tidy up the bits?

[bab-91]

At everything.

I am gutted I never thought of it Knowing that you would post it, my disgruntled neighbour note would have been much more eloquent with copious amounts of hating !

Off with you, I don't want you leaving your IBM selectric until you have produced gold.

[Duke137]

I don't drive inappropriately in front of children

Some ppl need to stfu !

Ripe for an EFA.

Thankfully, "dribble" or whatever his name was has been banned

[Mitchen]

Alright enough of the stick.. Pony isn't a malicious driver, just wants to improve his skills but lives in a place with a lack of open spaces..

btw she deserves more than a £5 Polish wash Pone.. I spent 5 hours detailing today, until it got so dark I couldn't see

[Gert_8]

I bet you wrote that yourself Pone..........The english is too polite.

U r a sad bruv if u honestly think i wrote that !

I have my suspicions including a few zoners

Name some names, pony. Who are your suspects - I can't be one because is would have let all four tyres down.

[pony]

Alright enough of the stick.. Pony isn't a malicious driver, just wants to improve his skills but lives in a place with a lack of open spaces..

btw she deserves more than a £5 Polish wash Pone.. I spent 5 hours detailing today, until it got so dark I couldn't see

Yours is a proper minter with pedigree
Mine is 12 owner 170k mileage Sport surviving against the odds which is a miracle !

[pony]

I bet you wrote that yourself Pone..........The english is too polite.

U r a sad bruv if u honestly think i wrote that !

I have my suspicions including a few zoners

Name some names, pony. Who are your suspects - I can't be one because is have let all four tyres down.

My initial suspect was Kos
I was actually chuckling to myself at what a brilliant gag he pulled !

Couldn't possibly be PacerPete he is always busy

I guess very long shot someone from Pistonheads

Otherwise a neighbour

A few days ago I was doing a lot of fish tailing. Ie exit side road from stationery to another side road completely sideways as I dare

The Buddha / modern type thinking is do what makes you happy
Driving sideways / learning drifting and getting better makes me happier !

[87mtech27]

Alright enough of the stick.. Pony isn't a malicious driver, just wants to improve his skills but lives in a place with a lack of open spaces..

btw she deserves more than a £5 Polish wash Pone.. I spent 5 hours detailing today, until it got so dark I couldn't see

Yours is a proper minter with pedigree
Mine is 12 owner 170k mileage Sport surviving against the odds which is a miracle !

Still I call dibs On your sport if worse comes to worse and it dies a˜°

[B7]

I wouldn't say I am driving recklessly

How is my driving like a "spastic" ?

A few days ago I was doing a lot of fish tailing. Ie exit side road from stationery to another side road completely sideways as I dare

????

[pony]

Alright enough of the stick.. Pony isn't a malicious driver, just wants to improve his skills but lives in a place with a lack of open spaces..

btw she deserves more than a £5 Polish wash Pone.. I spent 5 hours detailing today, until it got so dark I couldn't see

Yours is a proper minter with pedigree
Mine is 12 owner 170k mileage Sport surviving against the odds which is a miracle !

Still I call dibs On your sport if worse comes to worse and it dies a˜°

No u don't !

[pony]

I wouldn't say I am driving recklessly

How is my driving like a "spastic" ?

A few days ago I was doing a lot of fish tailing. Ie exit side road from stationery to another side road completely sideways as I dare

????

That's not reckless when no one is about !

And the fact I didn't bin it says all u need to know about my so called "limited talent"
We are all limitless !

[Nobby_N]

When a tree falls in the wood when no one is around, does it still make a noise??
Driving is reckless if people are around or not!
When I was 18 there was a lot of people waiting for my talent to run out and it did one icey morning, when yours runs out you can't say you have not been warned, we can only pray a child is not involved as the amount of bullsh it posts you write May get you some serious time at her majesty's finest!
Ps not trolling!

[capri_rob]

Doesn't matter if you think there was no one about or not. Doing "a lot of fish tailing" and Going "completely sideways" from side road to side road is driving like a tool end of.

Its not just about the people you might wipe out what about parked cars or if you smash it through someones front wall when you run out of luck. People who have the Talent your're deluding yourself into believing you have don't brag about it on the Internet and don't drive like Fuckwits on residential streets.

[Duke137]

Pony, you are a fool bragging on the internet about your driving habbits for sure, I just hope that you DON'T ruin some innocent persons life with your stupidity. Driving a car like that in a residential area is as bad as walking around in public with a loaded gun, you are in "control" (I use the term loosely) of a killing machine and I hope you get banned before the worst does happen.

[spook]

Drifting a rusty tech 1 around London?grow up you fooking idiot

[Rav335uk]

[gooner1]

http://www.driverskills.com/shop/skid-p ... -p-38.html

Here you go pone, no thanks needed mate, just call it a public service.

[milescook]

At least it wasnt found on your seat wrapped around a brick

If it was around my area and the guy was doing donuts in front of my house and my kids, said brick and note would be swiftly placed in the drivers face. Repeatedly. A lot.

There are far better places to indulge than housing estates. Airfields, drift days, anywhere but a dense population of squidgy fleshy small things that don't react well to and out of control 1300kg lump of metal going sideways.

[bss325i]

Ok Pony, let's put it another way and something you can relate to as you care about it so much!

How would you feel if after someone ran out of talent and ploughed into you beloved E46 M3 CS with BMW manual gearbox and BMW M differential when it was parked up?

You would be mortified!

Think about it.

[pony]

http://www.driverskills.com/shop/skid-p ... -p-38.html

Here you go pone, no thanks needed mate, just call it a public service.

I did a drifting course in July 2014 in the Sport
Superb fun !
The instructor Colin Hoad of CAT Driver Training says next step for me is DWYB
I only wanted to learn as is massive fun, and I want to improve car control skills
He went through all the drift techniques with me, circles, figures of 8s, transitional drifts
I did get a go in Vauxhall Monaro VXR on steering pad which I drifted in circles successfully first time
Was a little present from passing a hard actuarial exam!

Pics when I update Sport thread

[suchy]

E46 M3 CS with BMW manual gearbox and BMW M differential.

No joke

[zd3bx]

Drifting around Chiswick is retarded - it's too quite and civilized...But again, like others already mentioned, if you would be in a different area, I doubt you would've found a note on the windscreen - more like burst tyres or keyed bodywork.

I'm sure we are all guilty of doing an occasional "sideways exit" or mini burnouts, but not doughnuts in the middle of Chiswick

[pony]

Honestly I only done donuts once and that was in June
The residents of Chiswick need educating on what constitutes a "donut"

[milescook]

Honestly I only done donuts once and that was in June
The residents of Chiswick need educating on what constitutes a "donut"

I think after meeting you, they need no further clarification...