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Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:58 pm

askjeevesplease wrote: See you guys Jim is a homo, his wife is a man!
You fool... That would make her my husband... :roll:
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:58 pm

pacerpete wrote:I detest poor spelling and grammar. The offenders are generally deeply flawed in other areas as well.

The use of poor spelling and grammar tells the world you are stupid and lazy. Is that the message you wish
to convey ? :?
Well put Peter.
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:05 pm

Steve hahaha you really make me laugh by what i see. As soon as you are challenged you get in a strop you big girl. All you do is check reg plates on dvla and try to make people look like liars. And WTF you on about brum sport? What exactly does that mean?

Check this reg number out VV4N KA. Sad man that you are is probably checking it hahahahah
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:08 pm

I still have no idea what your on about
Ive "corrected" a few people whos cars "i" had a interest in
You challenge me mwhahahahaha get a life son
Go back to your threesome with beerboy and ratch :eek:
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:08 pm

askjeevesplease wrote:No one has the balls to just say '' oh who gives a **** about the spelling, we all know what he it means'.
it's called standards, hopefully so that our country and culture get better as time goes along. Unfortunately darwin's work is being spoilt and things are going downhill rapidly. Sad to see you leave because people don't agree with you, not really yes yes yes is it? Ps) being illiterate is nothing to be proud of. F'ing asbo brandishing ipod generation.
I said:

Can anyone suggest how to test if the boot lights are staying on with the boot shut?

e30topless said:

lock the wife in there
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:14 pm

askjeevesplease wrote:...we all know what he it means'.

Your all just....
Pardon? :english:

and for the last time: YOU ARE = YOU'RE (THE APOSTROPHE INDICATES THE OMISSION OF THE LETTER A). do you understand that yet? :hammer:
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:15 pm

Not leaving, I changed my mind, accounts going to remain open, unlucky Andyboy. Who is ratch? I have seen Beerboy. Steve again if people had the balls they would say the same that you are the reg checker. Fact! And you know it, stop denying it.

I'm off to have some sex. See ya guys. Be safe.
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:17 pm

Illiterate trolling tosser. Bye.
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:17 pm

Reg checker lol
I certainly dont use dvla either
Mack up dude
Beerboys done the rounds
And ratch will ruin you
Night night
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:18 pm

askforjizzplease - you are an illiterate moron. You have said that you are leaving - please do that and leave us Grammar Nazis in peace.
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:19 pm

askjeevesplease wrote:
I'm off to have some sex. See ya guys. Be safe.
you're so cool :D
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:22 pm

askjeevesplease wrote:
I'm off to have some sex.
Give him our regards!
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:26 pm

rh306 wrote:
askjeevesplease wrote:
I'm off to have some sex. See ya guys. Be safe.
you're so cool :D

Foook safe, real men bareback their fist ! :)
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:29 pm

askjeevesplease wrote:.....

I'm off to have some sex. ....
Left or right hand?
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:30 pm

pacerpete wrote:
rh306 wrote:
askjeevesplease wrote:
I'm off to have some sex. See ya guys. Be safe.
you're so cool :D

Foook safe, you ain't lived till you have barebacked your fist ! :)
Or slapping your fist, forcing it up agaist a wall and DOING THE BITCH COS HE WAS ASKING FOR IT. Right Jeeves?
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:50 pm

This has got out of hand.....
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:08 pm

What a waste of my time reading this garbage :roll:
Jeeves or whatever the fook your dumb ass name is, if you've got no interest in talking e30's and if anything, want to berate them, then fook off? no?
Just like your saying, it should be ok to use txt speech and whats wrong with it, blah blah blah :roll: It's just as ok to use 'normal' grammar. Its the individuals choice, its just ironic or is it? that all the people on the thread want to be concise when writing..
Someone ban this cock winkeye
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:10 pm

my whole financial planning revolves around paying my mortgage off in 5 years with my e30.....please tell me he is joking :cry:
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Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:11 pm

Pal318is wrote:What a waste of my time reading this garbage :roll:
I think we're all done now.
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