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tigerpoeton
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:45 pm

Well Im impressed gents quite a rant you had there, Let me tell you why I care about any of your insults, Because you drive a particular shape of car looks better than my morning face, The thing you lot dont seem to understand is nobody other than me looks at me and thinks I'm nice.

Actually Il be blunt with you the car I drive is quite possibly THE most embarrasing bmw have ever done and I know it.

Nothing wrong with classics as there are plenty of nice makes and models of classics around but the e30 is one of them and never will be.
Its currently classic and mine looks ridiculous and pathetic.

So to finish my post you can insult me all you like because I know I am the real laughing stock
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:47 pm

I love how retarded this troll is.. Maybe all the bleach has effected his brain.. I do quite like the way it decided to colour co-ordinate it's hair with the car though, bet all the boys love it.. :gay:
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:49 pm

Jhonno wrote:I love how retarded this troll is.. Maybe all the bleach has effected his brain.. I do quite like the way it decided to colour co-ordinate it's hair with the car though, bet all the boys love it.. :gay:
Someone yesterday said to me 'your hair looks like a 90's throwback' All I have to say is at least it more up to date than your sheds on wheels, Actually thats insulting to sheds
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:50 pm

Old bangers eh?

A J reg 320i saloon is about as desirable as vaginal warts and the "enhancements" have made it unsaleable to all bar the dumbest bruvs with no taste! So you average Birmingham chump then!
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ibumtigers wrote:Well Im impressed ladies quite a rant you had there, Let me tell you why I dont care about any of your insults, Because you drive a particular shape of car looks worse than my morning turd, The thing you lot dont seem to understand is nobody other than you lot looks at e30's and thinks they are nice. Because their not.

Actually Il be blunt with you the car you drive is quite possibly THE most embarrasing bmw have ever done and they know it.

Nothing wrong with classics as there are plenty of nice makes and models of classics around but the e30 is NOT one of them and never will be.
Its not a future classic as it looks ridiculous and pathetic.

So to finish my post you can insult me all you like and its i who is the real laughing stock
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:51 pm

More of a 70's throw back actually.. If you're gonna insult, at least get the right decade.

Annnnyway treacle, you've made my evening, nothing like a good laugh at a deluded fool :wink:
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:51 pm

tigerpoeton wrote:
Jhonno wrote:I love how retarded this troll is.. Maybe all the bleach has effected his brain.. I do quite like the way it decided to colour co-ordinate it's hair with the car though, bet all the boys love it.. :gay:
Someone yesterday said to me 'your hair looks like a 90's throwback' All I have to say is at least it more up to date than your sheds on wheels, Actually thats insulting to sheds
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:51 pm

tigerpoeton wrote:
Jhonno wrote:I love how retarded this troll is.. Maybe all the bleach has effected his brain.. I do quite like the way it decided to colour co-ordinate it's hair with the car though, bet all the boys love it.. :gay:
Someone yesterday said to me 'your hair looks like a 90's throwback' All I have to say is at least it more up to date than your sheds on wheels, Actually thats insulting to sheds
Is the banter on the 'Barry Boys' forum so dull you feel compelled to behave like a child on the E30 Zone, knowing that you will get some entertaining responses?

You sad person.
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:51 pm

Lol I blame it on Meth Ampthet :rofl:

tigerpoeton can me and Dazzleleads be in your gang then??? :P
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:52 pm

thats fine, but the door is this way. Your entitled to think what you like but this is just silly and i hope your older than 15 as there is just no excuse for this otherwise
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:52 pm

tigerpoeton wrote:Well Im impressed ladies quite a rant you had there, Let me tell you why I dont care about any of your insults, Because you drive a particular shape of car looks worse than my morning turd, The thing you lot dont seem to understand is nobody other than you lot looks at e30's and thinks they are nice. Because their not.

Actually Il be blunt with you the car you drive is quite possibly THE most embarrasing bmw have ever done and they know it.

Nothing wrong with classics as there are plenty of nice makes and models of classics around but the e30 is NOT one of them and never will be.
Its not a future classic as it looks ridiculous and pathetic.

So to finish my post you can insult me all you like but its you who are the real laughing stock

This must be why when i sold my car i had over 100 calls on it, ??? You could not give yours away for free.
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:53 pm

tigerpoeton wrote:
Actually Il be blunt with you the car you drive is quite possibly THE most embarrasing bmw have ever done and they know it.
Isetta, font of all misguided knowledge :roll:
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:53 pm

eko wrote:Lol I blame it on Meth Ampthet :rofl:

tigerpoeton can me and Dazzleleads be in your gang then??? :P
Sorry with me jamaal, ray and leeroy its already pretty crowded
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Get your Alan carr DVD out mate and have a wa nk. It may calm you down a bit.
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:55 pm

SUMPCRACKER wrote:
tigerpoeton wrote:Well Im impressed ladies quite a rant you had there, Let me tell you why I dont care about any of your insults, Because you drive a particular shape of car looks worse than my morning turd, The thing you lot dont seem to understand is nobody other than you lot looks at e30's and thinks they are nice. Because their not.

Actually Il be blunt with you the car you drive is quite possibly THE most embarrasing bmw have ever done and they know it.

Nothing wrong with classics as there are plenty of nice makes and models of classics around but the e30 is NOT one of them and never will be.
Its not a future classic as it looks ridiculous and pathetic.

So to finish my post you can insult me all you like but its you who are the real laughing stock

This must be why when i sold my car i had over 100 calls on it, ??? You could not give yours away for free.
From the scrapyards? Wow you must live in a pretty industrial area
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:55 pm

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eko wrote:Lol I blame it on Meth Ampthet :rofl:

tigerpoeton can me and Dazzleleads be in your gang then??? :P
Sorry with me jamaal, ray and leeroy its already pretty crowded
Dazzle will be all upset though :cry:
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:56 pm

But check your mug shot on ebay, nice haircut. I had sun in when i was 15 too :chuckle:
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:57 pm

We dont all buy our motors from scrapyards mate.
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:57 pm

tigerpoeton wrote:Image

Ah the good OLD bmw's ay, Even grandma wouldnt drive em, WTF A WHOLE FORUM ABOUT THEM!!!!!! O Shit look people actually like these old clapped pieces of sh it!!!

O wait a minute, Its you lot, Sorry wrong forum
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Your obviosly a Complete cock,

let me guess you drive a french car?

Nothing good about them at all


If you even owned a bmw you would relise why we drive then, there not called the untimate driving machine for nothing

Now go fook yourself you thick prick, and get a life
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:57 pm

I would just like to say if you post an insult and dont get a reply its because I recieve so many I cant respond to you all unfortunatly as it is 1 vs 100, Please do not be offended as your cars must get all the attention on a day 2 day basis and im sure all the ladies love those e30's as they are THE car to be seen in these days :cool:
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Sumpcracker loving the wheels^^^^
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:58 pm

You are an 'inert ego pot'.

Go and bug another forum..or have they all banned you?
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:58 pm

Alex wrote:
tigerpoeton wrote:Image

Ah the good OLD bmw's ay, Even grandma wouldnt drive em, WTF A WHOLE FORUM ABOUT THEM!!!!!! O Shit look people actually like these old clapped pieces of sh it!!!

O wait a minute, Its you lot, Sorry wrong forum
:chuckle:

Your obviosly a Complete c**k,

let me guess you drive a french car?

Nothing good about them at all


If you even owned a bmw you would relise why we drive then, there not called the untimate driving machine for nothing

Now go fook yourself you thick prick, and get a life

Yes I drive a french e36, wow get with the times man, O right you drive an e30....sorry
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:59 pm

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tigerpoeton wrote:
Jhonno wrote:I love how retarded this troll is.. Maybe all the bleach has effected his brain.. I do quite like the way it decided to colour co-ordinate it's hair with the car though, bet all the boys love it.. :gay:
Someone yesterday said to me 'your hair looks like a 90's throwback' All I have to say is at least it more up to date than your sheds on wheels, Actually thats insulting to sheds
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Im sure there has been other photo's of this road on here before....

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Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:00 pm

We should all feel so sorry for Tiger.

Imagine, he lives with him Mum, has problems keeping up with his bills, holding down his supermarket job, eats at Maccydees, hasn't had a g/f, ever. and sececretly lusts after a real E30, but has to live in his denial.

Never mind, plenty of photos on the zone here for you to pleasure yourself with.

Go on, enjoy, I won't tell your mum.
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:00 pm

Have you lot got nothing better to come at me with other than poor gay jokes and jokes about hair? Your actually more pathetic than I though if possible
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tigerpoeton wrote:your cars must get all the attention on a day 2 day basis and im sure all the ladies love those e30's as they are THE car to be seen in these days :cool:

Jesus, rich coming from someone who drives a bright yellow lump of fibreglass.. What's it like to be pointed and laughed at in public?! Can guarantee if I saw your abomination coming towards me on the street I'd be in hysterics 8O
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:01 pm

What a deluded mug.

YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING YOU DUMB MOTHERF UCKER!

GO AWAY YOU RETARDED PEASANT!

Havent you got some school girls to be chasing/failing to impress?

Oh sorry i forgot your a fuck!ng fagot!
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tigerpoeton wrote:I would just like to say if you post an insult and dont get a reply its because I recieve so many I cant respond to you all unfortunatly as it is 1 vs 100, Please do not be offended as your cars must get all the attention on a day 2 day basis and im sure all the ladies love those e30's as they are THE car to be seen in these days :cool:
Well maybe its not the car for you then, looking at your pic your clearly trying to attract men.
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tigerpoeton wrote:Have you lot got nothing better to come at me with other than poor gay jokes and jokes about hair? Your actually more pathetic than I though if possible
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:03 pm

sad sad people
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tigerpoeton wrote:
Alex wrote:
tigerpoeton wrote:Image

Ah the good OLD bmw's ay, Even grandma wouldnt drive em, WTF A WHOLE FORUM ABOUT THEM!!!!!! O Shit look people actually like these old clapped pieces of sh it!!!

O wait a minute, Its you lot, Sorry wrong forum
:chuckle:

Your obviosly a Complete c**k,

let me guess you drive a french car?

Nothing good about them at all


If you even owned a bmw you would relise why we drive then, there not called the untimate driving machine for nothing

Now go fook yourself you thick prick, and get a life

Yes I drive a french e36, wow get with the times man, O right you drive an e30....sorry
I never read the full thread. Sorry :roll:

You drive an e36, :lol: no taste at all :chuckle:

most see the council treatment, i assume yours will have,

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have you sold that yellow thing yet, i am only asking as the mrs needs a new ironing board.
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