I HATE BMW DRIVERS (facebook group)

[Andyboy]

Fart
In
A
Trance


As for Ford:

Four
Old
Rusty
Doors


First
On
Rubbish
Dump

Found
On
Road
Dead




As for the anti BMW brigade, most have 'issues' anyway related to knob size.

[Morat]

Its usually mondeos and vectras that drive up my arse on the motorway, often while i'm innocently overtaking. I find people in exec mobiles drive more maturely (generally!).
I usually respond by decelerating a bit and delaying pulling over for a few more seconds after finishing my overtake.
After slowly wafting over to the inside lane I look right to see a fat white shirted man making a rude hand gesture. Upset, I drop a cog and unleash the overwhelming power of the m20b25 as he tries and fails to angrily floor it past in top gear in his forgettable diesel hatchback.
Then I brake violently down to 70 as we approach a gatso, tw*t in vectra doesn't notice it and continues to press on.

Flash.. flash.





(That actually happened)

That's uncanny, I had a very similar experience except I was in a 318 touring at the time and matey was in a mini cooper. He was tailgating me so hard in the outside lane that he didn't notice the police car in the inside lane. I bottled him up a bit with a minibus in the middle lane and timed pulling over to "let him past" just right so he ended up doing a showy zoom past the police car. On came the blue lights and I chuckled along at 70.

[Cloggy Saint]

Its usually mondeos and vectras that drive up my arse on the motorway, often while i'm innocently overtaking. I find people in exec mobiles drive more maturely (generally!).
I usually respond by decelerating a bit and delaying pulling over for a few more seconds after finishing my overtake.
After slowly wafting over to the inside lane I look right to see a fat white shirted man making a rude hand gesture. Upset, I drop a cog and unleash the overwhelming power of the m20b25 as he tries and fails to angrily floor it past in top gear in his forgettable diesel hatchback.
Then I brake violently down to 70 as we approach a gatso, tw*t in vectra doesn't notice it and continues to press on.

Flash.. flash.



(That actually happened)

Could this be why people hate BMW drivers?

[Morat]

Could be... but more likely because a lot of drivers don't use their mirrors or indicators. That's plain stupid and annoying no matter what marque you drive.

[DieselMeister]

A few inconsiderate egotists spoil it for the rest of us. You could write a book on this subject but it comes down to the fact that the offenders are often impatient / arrogant "thrusting types", who in turn tend to have German cars and drive them in a manner that says how they feel about other road users (they're there as target practice or to be ignored / intimidated). But bad driving isn't marque specific - I think people tend to notice / object more on the whole if the idiot is in big shiny car.

[Pete-M]

I had a V6 164 Lusso, I rather liked it

+1.

I also had a 164 Q4 when I lived in Italy, now that was a proper car.

[Pete-M]

I don't see the E30 as a typical BMW. When I think BMW driver I think about the posh knobs in Seven series, rich w**kers in X5s, twentysomething hotshot players in Z4s. (I don't know any of those kinds of people. The people I know with Sevens, X5s, and Z4s are just ordinary nice people.) The E30, as an image, is driven by sensible 45 year old women with medium sized dogs and crow's feet, or tall goons in expensive jeans who prefer caning the fury out of the machine to just carpark diffin. They're not accurate stereotypes either, but the point is that they're not BMW stereotypes. The E30, the 2002, and the M1 seem to avoid the curse of their badge. I think.

I have to say that the worst drivers on the road all seem to drive black X5s. Don't know what it is about the X5, but they always seem to be driven exceptionally badly.

Then again, they bought an X5 instead of a Range Rover.... :-p

[Jon_Bmw]

French car drivers are the complete Helmets!! Audi's and Merc's run them close though

Ay! Watch it! Not all French car drivers are helmets,I find in the R5 it's everybody who wants to bully me out there,however,i'm in a thirty quid car,no one f ucks with me,not even artic drivers,I've "owned" a lot of people who thought they could,tail gate/cut up/pull out etc etc etc

I agree with Jhonno

[bss325i]

Fart
In
A
Trance


As for Ford:

Four
Old
Rusty
Doors


First
On
Rubbish
Dump

Found
On
Road
Dead




As for the anti BMW brigade, most have 'issues' anyway related to knob size.

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

[rebelcruiser]

to be honest i will have to agree with that, newer cars dont seem to rust as much

but i still like to slag them off

FIX
IT
AGAIN
TOMORROW

Slagging is fun, but I own both. There's very few E30s faster than a Fiat Coupe turbo. 20V has 220bhp out of the box and weighs about the same as an E30. Mine is a 16V (integrale engine close as damnit) and at 190bhp it will leave an E30 325 for dead. Don't talk to me about "I'd lose it in the twisties" because you won't.

E30 is RWD fun, doesn't have torque steer, is easy to work on DIY without losing all the skin on your hands and I love it. But don't race a Fiat coupe, most of the drivers hate BMWs with a passion and love the fact that most people think they're slow-assed Alfa GTVs.

oh my god someone who likes fiats well i suppose someones got to

[Cloud]

I'd like to know what the BMW acronyms are.

[trevski]

Fart
In
A
Trance


As for Ford:

Four
Old
Rusty
Doors


First

Always
Looking
For
Assistance

On
Rubbish
Dump

Found
On
Road
Dead




As for the anti BMW brigade, most have 'issues' anyway related to knob size.

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

[fuzzy]

I'd like to know what the BMW acronyms are.

theres the obvious Black Mans Wheels which before someone jumps in and says thats racist i say its not, just stereotyping much the same as all the others.

[Alex]

I'd like to know what the BMW acronyms are.

theres the obvious Black Mans Wheels which before someone jumps in and says thats racist i say its not, just stereotyping much the same as all the others.

Black Mans Willy

[Blitz]

I'd like to know what the BMW acronyms are.

theres the obvious Black Mans Wheels which before someone jumps in and says thats racist i say its not, just stereotyping much the same as all the others.

Black Mans Willy

Always school after you mention about a black BMW.

Bavarian Motor Works

[Alex]

Big
Money
Worries


Only If you have a 750il With very high mileage

[Cloud]

If you can bear much verbose sargasm, this is mildly entertaining:

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/wolf56/bmw.html

It begins:
"It has been my constant source of puzzlement
as to why BMW drivers are the worst, most inconsiderate
morons on the road."

[fuzzy]

broke my wheels

[bss325i]

Bad
Mans
Wheels

[stevotheevo]

Buggering
My
Wife

[bss325i]

Big
Mouthed
Wanker

[stevotheevo]

Bollocking
My
Wife

[stevotheevo]

Bert
Mike
Will

[bss325i]

Back
Mudflaps
Wonky

[Alex]

Boy
Meets
World

Be
My
Wife

Born
Moderately
Wealthy

Bring
My
Wallet

Big
Money
Wasted

Brings
More
Women

Break
My
Windshield

Beautiful
Masterpieces on
Wheels

Built
My
Way

Belongs to
My
Wife

Big
Mormon
Wagon

Beautiful
Magnificent
Woman

I love google

[Alex]

Bang
My
Wife

[Alex]

British
Motor
Works

Boiler
Maintenance
Workstation

Bio
Medical
Waste


Bundesministerium
fÃar
Wirtschaft


^^^^ Dont Have A Clue


KIA

Keep In Asia

[Cloud]

KIA

Keep In Asia

Killed In Action

[Alex]

Ford

First
On
Recall
Day

Funny
Old
Rattling
Dump

Fails
On
Rainy
Days

Forced
On
Reluctant
Drivers

Fatally
Obese
Redneck
Driver

can you tell im board

[Cloud]

Can you find one for Holden?

[Ollie_bwoii]

Ford

Fails
On
Rainy
Days

That one is very true! My Sister has a 2003 Fiesta 1.4 Zetec and it really doesn't like to start when its cold e.g raining!

[Alex]

Can you find one for Holden?

Heaps
Of
Loud
Damaging
Engine
Noise

[Ollie_bwoii]

Can you find one for Holden?

Heaps
Of
Loud
Damaging
Engine
Noise

What wrong with a V8!

[Alex]

Can you find one for Holden?

Heaps
Of
Loud
Damaging
Engine
Noise

What wrong with a V8!

Have you Heard A Holden Berina holden are a cross between vauxhall, chevy, and some yank cars

there is plenyy wrong with them, i drive one







the first barina was a suzuki swift, second was a corsa b, then corsa c, now the 4th is a chevloret kalos none of them sound good

[tom_johnston]

i currently own a fiat van, have had 3 fiat cars previous to an alfa 147, then the e30, and have very little complaints. obviously the odd thing will go wrong on them but nothing serious. i personally happen to love fiats and hate ford and vauxhall, so everyones opinions will obviously be different.