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trevski
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:04 pm

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Alex
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:04 pm

this is the height of council :mad:
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o22ie
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:14 pm

Tom-Tom wrote:If Carlsberg made E30's, they'd probably not look like that. :mad:
he obviously drank a few before doing that
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jonboye30
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:33 pm

whats worse is the fact that there is at least 2 other people in the world that like it and want to buy it!
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motorsport325i
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:10 pm

dddIIkkkkHHH****ddddddddd - :eek:
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suchy
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:09 am

Oh dear lord that is complete w*nk! Surely that's a hangable offence? Bloody well ought to be if not :D
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Chase007
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:24 am

Looks like sum thing out of nightmare on elm street :puke:
THERE IS NO RIGHT SIDE TO WAR! ONLY THE SIDE THAT IS LEFT!
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323iNathan
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:14 am

Butchering the car wasn't enough for this guy. He seriously bent and twisted everything thats cool on it (Except the headlights, I'll give him some credit haha) And then painted and covered it in all the wrong colours...
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lance1a
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:12 am

Is this one of 'Bernie and Leepu's' first attempts? I hope it took the guy ages to do and that he spent a lot of time, effort and money to destroy that car, in fact I hope he went hungry, lost all his mates, his wife and job and has become an outcast. I hope that he once turned up at a meet with the car and got kicked in the bolox and that the new idiot owner gets the same. :evil:
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d6dph
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:06 pm

lance1a wrote:Is this one of 'Bernie and Leepu's' first attempts? I hope it took the guy ages to do and that he spent a lot of time, effort and money to destroy that car, in fact I hope he went hungry, lost all his mates, his wife and job and has become an outcast. I hope that he once turned up at a meet with the car and got kicked in the bolox and that the new idiot owner gets the same. :evil:
8O Not keen then?
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TopSod
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:54 am

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Why!

He's probably done a bit at a time without looking at the whole car and finally stood back one day to have a proper look at it and realised WTF have I done lol
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capri_rob
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:18 am

If he made it look like that for a bet I think we can safely say that he's won......

What a turd.
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e30topless said : Proper BMW's have 4 headlights, last of the run was the E30 and E34/E32 anything after that is just complete shite
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hongkongfuey
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:30 am

:puke:
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
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78dude
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:56 am

I have one thing to say.... Its not a good looking car that convertible! :eek:
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shedrool83
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:06 am

What a heap of sh*t.
Ha ha ha those rear lights are comical.
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Rosc0PColtrane
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:21 pm

Ya55lne wrote:
toby wrote:I'm sure I've said this in other ways and forgive the bluntness of it but

Big body kit = small penis
Totaly agree with that one!! Proberly doesnt have "balls" either!!
And if he does, he should be castrated. Procreation should be firmly off this persons agenda.
In fact, he should be barred from any type of creation, in the interest of public safety.
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HairyScreech
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:15 pm

engine bay looks quite tidy.
2.8 development thread http://www.e30zone.net/modules.php?name ... c&t=170822

m3.3.1 m20 thread - now running, chip needed - any volunteers?
http://www.e30zone.net/modules.php?name ... =viewtopic&
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Mikedav
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:51 pm

darkchild wrote:What I find really bizarre is that its been mutilated but still sits on its original bottletops!
Probably intended to buy split rim wheels to fill the space but then realised his crazy arches meant he needs them to be 25" wide. Or he had huge wheels on and took them off for resale as the wheels were worth more than the car (so more than twenty quid). Either way that abominaton makes baby Jesus cry...
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slinky
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:55 pm

It looks like the batmobile had a 1 night stand with an e30 and this is their illegitimate love child...

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corkie
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:26 pm

that made me laugh so much it would be worth havin for the comedy factor,"if it was £60."what a find. :D :D
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stuartgallafant
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:59 pm

he should be shot....
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Colonel Sanders
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:09 pm

i like it, its my perfect car!!
im gonna buy it..
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tom_johnston
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:08 am

wonder how long till my project gets up there. never mind, at least my wheels match the arches lol....

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/// KAMI
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:28 am

he should get fined everytime ho drives it............. so he might realise something it quite right here :?
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tom_johnston
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:46 pm

is it just me or do those taillights look like they haye come off a ferrari mondial?
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lance1a
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:14 pm

Right then....who's first? ^^^^^^ 8O
BMW E28 528i X2
Merc W126 300E twin turbo
Merc cosworth 190e 2.3-16
BMW E28 525E
BMW E28 M535i
Saab 900 Classic Turbo
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BMW E24 Highline silver
BMW E24 Macau Msport
BMW 1972 2002
BMW E36 Alpina B3 3.2 Switchtronic
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fuzzy
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:56 pm

tom_johnston wrote:is it just me or do those taillights look like they haye come off a ferrari mondial?
its just you.
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robbo86
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:10 pm

I know the bloke who is selling this, he was just woken up with the mount Rushmore of hangovers having walked out the door to partake of some ale at the munich beerfestival in 1973. Having seen his car for the first time through sober eyes (yes beer goggles work on cars to) he immediately put in on ebay in the hopes of getting rid of it.........

poor poor herman, we tried to make him stop drinking in the 80s, but he wouldnt see sense :cry:

see they should just use that car as an advert to not drink so much
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