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Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:57 am

dazleeds wrote:quality lol

thats it then the zone custard test is born :D
Yep, custard or it doesn't exist/didn't happen

:D
How do you pronounce 'either'? I say 'either', but some say 'either'. Either is correct.
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:58 am

beemerbird wrote:Authenticated by Birds Custard :D
In the interests of all our sanity, only Ambrosia custard is valid for the Zone Custard Test!
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Praise the Lard... and pass the dripping!
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:58 am

so does this mean all zone members are now required to carry custard at all times ;) lol
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:59 am

Sounds good to me :)

C'mon daz, you know it's great for those "Suddenly Hungry" moments ;)
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E30 Touring 0.35 cD - more slippery than prison soap :)

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Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:59 am

dazleeds wrote:so does this mean all zone members are now required to carry custard at all times ;) lol
Only if you fancy making a barn find claim or similar
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:00 pm

We need a group buy :D
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:02 pm

i think it should become part of a zoners tool kit lol
lets face you just never know when the barn find will appear ;)
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:02 pm

I am prepared to rent out my Custard at a reasonable rate. :D Plus postage of course.
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DOLLS-HOUSE-HANDM ... 5641440f7b

would that tin count?
or would that be for toy car barn finds only lol
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:07 pm

You can't use a fake tin to disprove a truth...shirley? :? No....it has to be the big thing I had to lug about. Just big enough so your freezing hands can't fit into you pockets at minus 6 fooking degrees in a scrapyard. That tiny thing is cheating!
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:11 pm

pmsl was worth a try tho lol

i might get the minature and stick it on me ley ring for emergency radio control barn find vehicles winkeye
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:23 pm

that number plate is spooky isn't it, seems a shame to have another one lost though.
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Setting bullshit artists strait.
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This is the new E30 toolkit......or just have to modify the fire extinguisher bracket to hold the Birds....

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Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:46 pm

m_jermyn wrote:Image

Setting bullshit artists straight.
:wink:
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:47 pm

Bahahahahhaah :lol: :rofl:
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:28 pm

dazleeds wrote:i think it should become part of a zoners tool kit lol
lets face you just never know when the barn find will appear ;)
That and a bottle of K-Seal :)
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:00 pm

beemerbird wrote:
m_jermyn wrote:Image

Setting bullshit artists straight.
:wink:
Beat me to it!! :D
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:23 pm

Great thread,also good one on p/heads forum concerning a guy who met :D Jason Plato,ran for 52 pages,pure gold.
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beemerbird wrote:
m_jermyn wrote:Image

Setting bullshit artists straight.
:wink:

Excellent
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:46 pm

Do you get this custard directly from Birds in Iver? And will you get a letter from James to authenticate? winkeye
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:50 pm

mrLEE30 wrote:Do you get this custard directly from Birds in Iver?

Yes indeed, complete with a "verification" letter from Kevin........
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You got in before I edited for extra comedy effect!
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:59 pm

a Birds baby M3 ! nice find Rob ! :)
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:18 pm

There was a 2002 Tii in there too :( , but Tom started boxing everything up. Prices must be good for metal at the moment. Shed load of E36's still though.
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:06 pm

I carry my own 'man custard' about with me at all times..... :mad:
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:20 pm

Topblag wrote:I carry my own 'man custard' about with me at all times..... :mad:
too far...........................
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:24 pm

lance1a wrote:This is the new E30 toolkit......or just have to modify the fire extinguisher bracket to hold the Birds....

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Actually Laughed out loud. :D I think for the comedy value, I shall be buying some to add to my tool kit. :D Just incase I need to prove something... :D
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:42 pm

I would need to dig the car out of the snow to check, but I suspect that my OEM E30 armrest with cup - holders is, in fact, an OEM E30 armest with custard tin holders. They think of everything, BMW :D
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:44 pm

it pains me to see this.

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:(

proof is in the pudding {CUSTARD} as they say


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Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:56 pm

Topblag wrote:I carry my own 'man custard' about with me at all times..... :mad:
Does that make you a custard tart? :)
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:02 pm

No, but it wouldn't be the first time I've covered one....
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1988 Alpina C2.5 moredoor in Black, 71k
1990 325ix, moredoor auto in Laser Blue. 51k
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Hope this works fresh custard on the moredoor
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:28 pm

When did they get the IS in then rob? was up smiths last weekend and only noticed the silver E30 and the 2002, oh and quite a few E36's. 8O
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