Know anyone in Sussex/Hampshire/Surrey that'll fit an M50?

[Andyboy]

Sorry Jon, my bad.

He could always do a bit of feng shui (!) to his million pound waterfront flat, knock the front wall out and replace with a roll up shutter door, replace the sofas with an engine crane and start a business doing 500 quid drive in-drive out 'Earl Scheibe' style engine swaps. After all, it's quite a simple swap.

[SpencerLavery]

Sorry Jon, my bad.

He could always do a bit of feng shui (!) to his million pound waterfront flat, knock the front wall out and replace with a roll up shutter door, replace the sofas with an engine crane and start a business doing 500 quid drive in-drive out 'Earl Scheibe' style engine swaps. After all, it's quite a simple swap.

Lol? Did I sleep with your missus or something?

[Andyboy]

[Who said I was in a rush? I'm not at all.

I thought you wanted a 500 quid job done in a weekend?

[e30topless]

I doubt a mechanic could do the job unless he's been around these turds for a while ?

it's definatly best to get a guy with experience in this field or all the trial and error will be on your car !

[Andyboy]

Sorry Jon, my bad.

He could always do a bit of feng shui (!) to his million pound waterfront flat, knock the front wall out and replace with a roll up shutter door, replace the sofas with an engine crane and start a business doing 500 quid drive in-drive out 'Earl Scheibe' style engine swaps. After all, it's quite a simple swap.

Lol? Did I sleep with your missus or something?

No, but I did yours!

Not bad, but I've had better.

[Dezzy]

http://www.anchormarinehouston.com/

Rav's day job

I thought he was a harbour pilot

Or he had defos got his brown wings Lee

[djscottfree]

what's with all the wind ups? me thinks some of you zoners need to get out more

[Andyboy]

http://www.anchormarinehouston.com/

Rav's day job

I thought he was a harbour pilot

Or he had defos got his brown wings Lee

Got a bit of grot on his starboard front wing.....................

[SpencerLavery]

Sorry Jon, my bad.

He could always do a bit of feng shui (!) to his million pound waterfront flat, knock the front wall out and replace with a roll up shutter door, replace the sofas with an engine crane and start a business doing 500 quid drive in-drive out 'Earl Scheibe' style engine swaps. After all, it's quite a simple swap.

Lol? Did I sleep with your missus or something?

No, but I did yours!

Not bad, but I've had better.

What a comeback. Clearly you've taken a real disliking to me and assumed I'm rich? Just struggling to understand why...

[SpencerLavery]

I doubt a mechanic could do the job unless he's been around these turds for a while ?

it's definatly best to get a guy with experience in this field or all the trial and error will be on your car !

Exactly

[Andyboy]

Lol? Did I sleep with your missus or something?

No, but I did yours!

Not bad, but I've had better.

What a comeback. Clearly you've taken a real disliking to me and assumed I'm rich? Just struggling to understand why...

[Dezzy]

what's with all the wind ups? me thinks some of you zoners need to get out more

I am sorry arnt we aloud to have a bit of crack as well now.

Will everyone stop having a laugh. Just fit engines in winter for peanuts to keep these young men happy. There toys are getting through all over the floar

[Andyboy]

Got some dishes here that need washing Dezzy. I would pay one of my skilled 50k + Audi A4 Dyson operatives but I reckon you'll do it for the square root of f*ck all.

Remuneration package includes a Kit Kat in the fridge if you're interested?

[hongkongfuey]

right all those on here slagging this bloke off should jog on, ffs leave this bloke alone, i've seen this too many times gang up on the newbie. constructive stuff only.

to SpencerLavery, don't bite coz these wind up merchants will f##k you, i will say i've done a few engine swaps, mostly m20
, i'm happy to help, but don't have anywhere to do it. have you spoken to simon13, he has offered you a place to work and tools, and probably assistance, if you do it there, i can help there too, speak to simon and i'll pm you my number to have a chat

i will say with my mate i did swap an m20 in a day on a drive in the pouring rain in - out and drive home, m 50 will be more involved as you are probably aware, and the brakes will have to be changed

[Rav335uk]

Got some dishes here that need washing Dezzy.

You want to clean that car of yours first

[djscottfree]

I am sorry arnt we aloud to have a bit of crack as well now.

fair comment m8, just seemed you guys where ganging up on this fella

Will everyone stop having a laugh. Just fit engines in winter for peanuts to keep these young men happy. There toys are getting through all over the floar

id be happy to pay the right price, as long as im not getting ripped off ;)

[Andyboy]

Got some dishes here that need washing Dezzy.

You want to clean that car of yours first

I know, it's a shocker. It's not been cleaned since Pod and it was 'grubby' then.

[Andyboy]

[quote="djscottfree

Will everyone stop having a laugh. Just fit engines in winter for peanuts to keep these young men happy. There toys are getting through all over the floar

id be happy to pay the right price, as long as im not getting ripped off ;)[/quote]

Ready salted or dry roasted?

[Dezzy]

Got some dishes here that need washing Dezzy. I would pay one of my skilled 50k + Audi A4 Dyson operatives but I reckon you'll do it for the square root of f*ck all.

Remuneration package includes a Kit Kat in the fridge if you're interested?

I am already in the van mate. Pm postcode detail's as i am a sucker for a kit cat

[Andyboy]

RU4 R8AL

[Andyboy]

right all those on here slagging this bloke off should jog on, ffs leave this bloke alone, i've seen this too many times gang up on the newbie. constructive stuff only.

to SpencerLavery, don't bite coz these wind up merchants will f##k you, i will say i've done a few engine swaps, mostly m20
, i'm happy to help, but don't have anywhere to do it. have you spoken to simon13, he has offered you a place to work and tools, and probably assistance, if you do it there, i can help there too, speak to simon and i'll pm you my number to have a chat

i will say with my mate i did swap an m20 in a day on a drive in the pouring rain in - out and drive home, m 50 will be more involved as you are probably aware, and the brakes will have to be changed

Indeed.

Apologies for offence caused, hopefully Spencer will take this as Zone Banter. We're not all bad!

[SpencerLavery]

right all those on here slagging this bloke off should jog on, ffs leave this bloke alone, i've seen this too many times gang up on the newbie. constructive stuff only.

to SpencerLavery, don't bite coz these wind up merchants will f##k you, i will say i've done a few engine swaps, mostly m20
, i'm happy to help, but don't have anywhere to do it. have you spoken to simon13, he has offered you a place to work and tools, and probably assistance, if you do it there, i can help there too, speak to simon and i'll pm you my number to have a chat

i will say with my mate i did swap an m20 in a day on a drive in the pouring rain in - out and drive home, m 50 will be more involved as you are probably aware, and the brakes will have to be changed

Indeed.

Apologies for offence caused, hopefully Spencer will take this as Zone Banter. We're not all bad!

No offence caused at all, just got me really worried that I come across as obnoxious or something. I'm really not at all, might just have worded things awkwardly as I was getting more irate with all the off-topicness

[djscottfree]

[Andyboy]

Forget about it. After a weekend of drunken debauchery at Santa Pod, even Rav loosens up. Up periscope!

[SpencerLavery]

right all those on here slagging this bloke off should jog on, ffs leave this bloke alone, i've seen this too many times gang up on the newbie. constructive stuff only.

to SpencerLavery, don't bite coz these wind up merchants will f##k you, i will say i've done a few engine swaps, mostly m20
, i'm happy to help, but don't have anywhere to do it. have you spoken to simon13, he has offered you a place to work and tools, and probably assistance, if you do it there, i can help there too, speak to simon and i'll pm you my number to have a chat

i will say with my mate i did swap an m20 in a day on a drive in the pouring rain in - out and drive home, m 50 will be more involved as you are probably aware, and the brakes will have to be changed

Cheers mate. PM sent and look forward to a chat

[djscottfree]

m 50 will be more involved as you are probably aware, and the brakes will have to be changed

does this apply to 325's aswell ?

[Jesus325iTouring]

For f uck sake,what happening to the Zone??? OP was only offering out some work.

[TouringTash]

I am not really the man to ask tbh.

I am not local to you and couldnt be ar5ed to do one for someone else as i am sick for pulling engines out of these turds!

What i would say is its alot of work to do in a weekend!

Half a day to gut your car, Half a day to build up the engine and box your going to use including swapping fly and clutch starter etc.

Then enigne and box back in with the 5 series mounts and e36 arms then conecting your rack and gearleaver and loom. Exhaust manifolds, prop and if your changing diff?

That to me is worth alot more that £500 but people might be will to do it for that.

Bloody hell, everyone must be minted on here if they're sniffing at £250/day take home, that's £5,000 a month, £60k a year.

And what was it you said "wouldn't get out of bed for less than £500" ???

How does 250 a day equate to 250 take home?

Or is working for Inland Revenue yet another effing string to your bow. Or do you have to earn more than anyone else??

[TouringTash]

For f uck sake,what happening to the Zone??? OP was only offering out some work.

And then getting the hump over cost and issues of tax evasion.

[TouringTash]

Got some dishes here that need washing Dezzy. I would pay one of my skilled 50k + Audi A4 Dyson operatives but I reckon you'll do it for the square root of f*ck all.

Remuneration package includes a Kit Kat in the fridge if you're interested?

4 stick or 5 ?

Tempted but if it's just 4 it's not worth the fuel to drive up.
A cup of tea as well may swing it, would depend on brand. I'll go as low as Waitrose but happiest with M&S fairtrade gold.
And I will finish the dishes in a weekend no probs.

[adit]

my God, 6 pages and continuing. is this this week's "fake" H27 thread or something?

[Andyboy]

Got some dishes here that need washing Dezzy. I would pay one of my skilled 50k + Audi A4 Dyson operatives but I reckon you'll do it for the square root of f*ck all.

Remuneration package includes a Kit Kat in the fridge if you're interested?

4 stick or 5 ?

Tempted but if it's just 4 it's not worth the fuel to drive up.
A cup of tea as well may swing it, would depend on brand. I'll go as low as Waitrose but happiest with M&S fairtrade gold.
And I will finish the dishes in a weekend no probs.

Okay you win - I'll chuck a twix in as well. Happy now?

[Dezzy]

Fooking hell just wash up your own stuff man!

[adit]

here you are Andy:

http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Dishes

ok now? no need to be frightened

[SpencerLavery]

And what was it you said "wouldn't get out of bed for less than £500" ???

How does 250 a day equate to 250 take home?

Or is working for Inland Revenue yet another effing string to your bow. Or do you have to earn more than anyone else??

If you're going to quote me, don't just make shit up. I said nothing of the sort.

Even £250 a day non-take-home is still 60k a year.

Who said I have bow strings? Where has that comment even come from? Been Googling me or something? Sounds quite petty.

If I worked for the Inland Revenue I'd be taking far more interest in the Parts - For Sale forum than a thread like this.

And finally, I'm sure I earn less than 80% of the people on here. Not that I see what that has to do with anything.

Cheers