the one that gets set alight [slightly
Clarkson and co destroy three cabbies.
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"If I see Jeremy Clarkson I will poo in my hand and throw it at him"
Guys, as some have suggested lets not become a source of comedy indignation like the morris men did.
I'm not too fussed if they smash up a couple of e30's - at least they're not fitting eyebrows and BK's!!!
"If I see Jeremy Clarkson I will poo in my hand and throw it at him"
Guys, as some have suggested lets not become a source of comedy indignation like the morris men did.
I'm not too fussed if they smash up a couple of e30's - at least they're not fitting eyebrows and BK's!!!
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I dont mind them smashing up a couple of E30's but what will bother me is if clarkson and co start saying E30's are crap etc etc.
If your gonna smash a few up at least let people know how legendary the E30 was in its hay day
If your gonna smash a few up at least let people know how legendary the E30 was in its hay day

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1. Less cabs=a good thing- why have an e30 with scuttle shake?
2. I've taxed a lot worse than Top Gear use for their "crash and smash" features!
2. I've taxed a lot worse than Top Gear use for their "crash and smash" features!
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Anyone know when this show might air - I'm really looking forward to seeing it. However, I think the below would be funnier!
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Gert_8 wrote:Anyone know when this show might air - I'm really looking forward to seeing it. However, I think the below would be funnier!![]()
"If I see Jeremy Clarkson I will poo in my hand and throw it at him"
I would pay to see that

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I always feel sorry for the Marina/Ambassdor/Princess owners
They come in for a lot of stick and are even openly derided at Car Shows
This is unfair just because these cars are not and never will be classics (tbh most e30's never will be either)
They put a lot of time,effort,money and love into their cars but the important point is
SOMEBODY has to do it or we will only ever see pictures of them
So good luck to them
They come in for a lot of stick and are even openly derided at Car Shows
This is unfair just because these cars are not and never will be classics (tbh most e30's never will be either)
They put a lot of time,effort,money and love into their cars but the important point is
SOMEBODY has to do it or we will only ever see pictures of them
So good luck to them
As I get older I realize that you can't please everyone - pissing everybody off is however a piece of cake
Well whatever they do to them, it can`t be as bad as some of the things that have been done to e30`s !
I`ve seen some terrible photo`s of chavvy cars posted on here !
And done in the name of love for the marque !
I`ve seen some terrible photo`s of chavvy cars posted on here !
And done in the name of love for the marque !
Good luck to them,its only entertainment those who get personal about a lump of metal ,although a well produced lump ,needs to get a grip on reality ,
Anything that can make the E30 less common is not a bad thing there will always be plenty for the E30 enthusiast,
Any publicity isnt bad either .
Dont get me wrong Ive owned 5 & looked after them well but its a car at the end of the day
Anything that can make the E30 less common is not a bad thing there will always be plenty for the E30 enthusiast,
Any publicity isnt bad either .
Dont get me wrong Ive owned 5 & looked after them well but its a car at the end of the day

absolutly lmfao when scrolling down and saw this, haha you funny fukin guy!!If I see Jeremy Clarkson I will poo in my hand and throw it at him
as for the cars, they are only rotten caby's and although over stepping the mark to a few maybey.... i dont like em anyway! we all know clarkson and co are immiture arseholes but at the end of the day they can be quite ammusing arseholes on a sunday evening! just hope that they dont say to many negative things about e30'z tho, but its like this....... I own 1 and i know why!!!!!!!!! they are the best cars certainly bmw ever made infact my favourate car of all time and so long as it aint mine..... smash what you like!! makes mine worth soo much more. not that i'd ever part with her for all the tea n china anyhow!! the end!!!!
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I really couldn't care. As said before most e30s are rotten snotters , 3 less counsil cabs won't do any harm.
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FFS at the ebd of the day does it really matter??
the cars would've ended up in the scrappy sooner or later.
lets look at it this way the more that get broken for parts helps to keep the rest on the road & as time goes by & the numbers dwindle then whjats left (good or bad) will (hopefully) go up in value.
as felix79 said as long as it ain't my car they use (& they've got no chabce of that while i've got it) then i really don't care.
as for the person who said they'd die for the e30 get a fuvking life & get out a bit more.
all this thread does is play into TG & clarksons hands.
the cars would've ended up in the scrappy sooner or later.
lets look at it this way the more that get broken for parts helps to keep the rest on the road & as time goes by & the numbers dwindle then whjats left (good or bad) will (hopefully) go up in value.
as felix79 said as long as it ain't my car they use (& they've got no chabce of that while i've got it) then i really don't care.
as for the person who said they'd die for the e30 get a fuvking life & get out a bit more.
all this thread does is play into TG & clarksons hands.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
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I hope the boys enjoyed their E30 experiences before they smashed them up. You never know, they might even get a bit sentimental over them - the E30 is a loveable car!
All in the name of fun though. Lets hope the E30s do us proud!
All in the name of fun though. Lets hope the E30s do us proud!

Just to clarify, the poo in hand quote was from TG and apparently quoted from the Marina owners club website.
Just suggesting that there's no need to get our knickers in a twist over this, I am looking forward to the episode as I love TG, should be a laugh whatever they do with the cars.
Just suggesting that there's no need to get our knickers in a twist over this, I am looking forward to the episode as I love TG, should be a laugh whatever they do with the cars.
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I think we should phone them up and offer to race them round their track in a selection of sleepers 
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Now that's not a bad idea!Morat wrote:I think we should phone them up and offer to race them round their track in a selection of sleepers
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comon guys
its tv, not real life
its tv, not real life

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Wow quite a few insults being hurled theree30-dk wrote:absolutly lmfao when scrolling down and saw this, haha you funny fukin guy!! :.: .If I see Jeremy Clarkson I will poo in my hand and throw it at him
as for the cars, they are only rotten caby's and although over stepping the mark to a few maybey.... i dont like em anyway! we all know clarkson and co are immiture arseholes but at the end of the day they can be quite ammusing arseholes on a sunday evening! just hope that they dont say to many negative things about e30'z tho, but its like this....... I own 1 and i know why!!!!!!!!! they are the best cars certainly bmw ever made infact my favourate car of all time and so long as it aint mine..... smash what you like!! makes mine worth soo much more. not that i'd ever part with her for all the tea n china anyhow!! the end!!!!
Of course some cabby owners and all TG presenters can spell
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I actually doubt they're going to slag off the E30 too badly. How often do they use 3 of the same car for one of their old car features? It's a compliment really!
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i fully expect them to run them into the ground and to give them the image of "only worth the price of light steel" turds.snakebrain wrote:I actually doubt they're going to slag off the E30 too badly. How often do they use 3 of the same car for one of their old car features? It's a compliment really!
if they didnt tear the e30 a new one then it wont make good tv.
i fully expect the "image" of the e30 in the eyes of the masses to drop significantly after the program has aired.
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Now, that would be interesting! Get a few S50ed turds etc to put in a few lapsMorat wrote:I think we should phone them up and offer to race them round their track in a selection of sleepers
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Phew - at least they weren't TouringsAt a small classic car meet, they took three E30 convertibles and smashed them into each other in the usual TopGear way.............
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Who gives a fcuk?
They are cabbies which are 2 a penny and theres plenty of cheap dogs about, if it were a tech1,tech2, M3, alpina or even a motorsport cabbie id understand the annoyance and be pretty pissed
id rather see them go out in an entertaining fashion and in style than wrapped around a lampost by some chavved up little scrote. Many end up getting trashed in this fashion on a weekly basis across the country so 3 more wont hurt
Lighten up
They are cabbies which are 2 a penny and theres plenty of cheap dogs about, if it were a tech1,tech2, M3, alpina or even a motorsport cabbie id understand the annoyance and be pretty pissed
id rather see them go out in an entertaining fashion and in style than wrapped around a lampost by some chavved up little scrote. Many end up getting trashed in this fashion on a weekly basis across the country so 3 more wont hurt
Lighten up
F*ck me this is old news! I posted about this 2 months ago!
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The cabrios were/are no prizes and Clarksons one had a bag of cement in the boot!
Who gives a shit about 3 old turds.
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The cabrios were/are no prizes and Clarksons one had a bag of cement in the boot!
Who gives a shit about 3 old turds.
I beg to differ!Morat wrote:Sadly, TG isn't interested in old cars apart from killing them so accept it and just enjoy the show!
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Who cares if TG trash a few E30s and rubbish them to the masses?
You all love your E30s because of what they represent to you? right? not because TG say they are cool or rubbish etc.
Or have I logged onto Pistonheads by mistake?

You all love your E30s because of what they represent to you? right? not because TG say they are cool or rubbish etc.
Or have I logged onto Pistonheads by mistake?
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