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Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:43 pm

That is why i hate e36's these days, all the little knobheads that drive them now do shit like that to them, the foreign taxi paint job is bad enough without the bodykit/snowplouge nastyness :ban:
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:44 pm

e30topless wrote:what a hero chariot :eek:

swan vesta and a gallon of esso's finest unleaded would surely be the finishing touch ? :D
Ooooh yes!! why doesnt this bellend get thrown in the courthouse? he deserves it just for owning that.
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:47 pm

And to think, I actually own an E36. Where were those matches? :(
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OMG this is too funny!! Is this one of those new council BUDGET snow-plows!
Nope, it's a Bill Oddie vs Dale Winton fancy dress kit.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:17 am

what a tosser
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:57 am

M3Jim wrote:
DanThe wrote:Heres a pic again just to remind everyone of the chariot in question :)

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OMG this is too funny!! Is this one of those new council BUDGET snow-plows!
looks like a fucking tropical fish with them gills behave
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:58 am

fu**ing it was ment to say
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:11 am

Lets hope and pray he doesnt have a realy horrible accident in that thing.......oh please no.... that would be terrible..... :D :D :D :D
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:39 am

barrymate wrote: looks like a ******* tropical fish with them gills behave
jokes!

Do you think he got his inspiration from his Thomas the Tank set? here is Toby:

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:06 pm

Well, one thing is a fact. Whoever sold this: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Highly-Modified-B ... 0483236137

...also does a good line in hair poducts.... http://stores.shop.ebay.co.uk/Wolf-Hair ... QQ_armrsZ1

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:19 pm

The paint needs to be smoothed

i know what you mean, its hard to get all the lumps out of that powdered custard :D
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:07 pm

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tigerpoeton wrote:If you can serve i can swallow it.
I'll bet you can :P
Prolly all in one go without taking a breath too :rofl:
How terribly :gay:
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:13 pm

BMW on the lower grille to remind him when he looks at it that it's not a shark in yellow spandex?
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:18 pm

What HAVE i missed! 8O
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:41 pm

Some turbo tramp getting touchy over his heap by the looks of it
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:45 pm

SteSE wrote:Some turbo tramp getting touchy over his heap by the looks of it
And his hair do :)
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:18 pm

This is really quite worrying... I don't know where to start???

Words actually fail me, and to think someone paid 1K for the 'pleasure' of owning this abortion? I would rather walk...
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:28 pm

tigerpoeton wrote:If you can serve i can swallow it.
:rofl: really?? :gay:
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:49 pm

tigerpoeton wrote:If you can serve i can swallow it.
Ok, send me your address and I'll post a sample.

Youtube the evidence.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:01 pm

kellz wrote:MATE I DO NOT WANR FUC KING PICS OF MY CAR ON THIS SITE... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL??
im not surprised. look at the fooking state of it.have you no shame?
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:05 pm

fuzzy wrote:
kellz wrote:MATE I DO NOT WANR FUC KING PICS OF MY CAR ON THIS SITE... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL??
im not surprised. look at the fooking state of it.have you no shame?
:teehee: :teehee:

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:37 pm

kellz wrote:MATE I DO NOT WANR FUC KING PICS OF MY CAR ON THIS SITE... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL??
Guys. This just says it all really. The guy types the above and builds pieces of shite.

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:12 pm

With the death toll exceeding 1100, £25 could provide a family of five with food parcels for one month in Indonesia. £1000 could feed FORTY families of FIVE, or 200 people for one entire month!
Your money could have quite literally saved lives.
http://www.redcross.org.uk/donatesection.asp?id=97885

BUT...clearly due to severe and extensive brain damage which has obviously gone undetected so far....you decided to flush your hard earned down the toilet by buying this...

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Hang your head in shame young man.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:26 pm

Hellbound wrote:With the death toll exceeding 1100, £25 could provide a family of five with food parcels for one month in Indonesia. £1000 could feed FORTY families of FIVE, or 200 people for one entire month!
Your money could have quite literally saved lives.
http://www.redcross.org.uk/donatesection.asp?id=97885

BUT...clearly due to severe and extensive brain damage which has obviously gone undetected so far....you decided to flush your hard earned down the toilet by buying this...

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Hang your head in shame young man.
Or just hang himself
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:34 pm

OK , I missed the other post, who's got a link?? :mad:
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SteSE wrote:Some turbo tramp getting touchy over his heap by the looks of it
And his hair do :)
Like his car, his hair is a halfords special
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:49 pm

Nice Car, lovely body kit, is there any chrome arches to go on there?
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:08 pm

Shit that was fooking hilarious especially this!!!! m vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv


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CR24v??? Where's it all gone?? LOL
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:15 pm

Did you not see this one Rav?

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:18 pm

rav he looks like he has been to you school for posing
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:26 pm

town325i wrote:rav he looks like he has been to you school for posing
Now now, lets not get OT here, wagonman, and Dan i haven't deen that one yet as I was going through the second post.
Shit, i've missed alot over the past week, fooking no internet!!
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Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:21 pm

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Eat your Heart out Britney Spears :D



Guys, guys cant you see this toss er is deliberatly winding you lot up to all get angry and heated, he simply lighting a fire and its the replies you guys giving thats keeping the flame alight!! whilst the inbred sits back and reads And adding his childish comments here and there, thats making the flame hotter.... he needs to be banned and have have his mutilated thing on what looks like wheels burnt.. hes obviously a child lost in time as his hair cut tells you all not forgetting "pee pee" !! he is still a child maybe he probably is getting breast fed every night before bed!! or maye by bottle cos mummy may have saggy breasts and sour milk.

The only thing he looks forward to at nights is banging the Bishop thinking about the yellow bannana with gills at the front and a spoiler that has been stolen from another car and being superglued on...

Give him credit guys his visual image on cars is scatty.. not his fault but his parents are to blame because im my line of work .. and i see this every day!! his parents must have been highly pissed to the eyeballs every day since his birth cos of the distorted look on his mug!! so his parents havent given him a sence of direction in life i.e. so he is a lost soul.........


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